"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.

Lucius Malfoy amuses himself one morning by trying on his wife's makeup. He just didn't expect Cissy to come home so soon. One-shot Lucissa. Fluff, humour, smut and Lucius in drag. Mature readers only!

It's Harry's 7th Year and after over-hearing a conversation at Grimmauld between Potter and his idiotic dogfather, Severus is starting to realize just how much of Potter's similarity to James he had taken for granted. Can they resolve their past misunderstanding? Voldemort died Fifth Year, Ron's a brat, Sirius more-so. Rating for language.

Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.

With the Light's victory came the slow downfall of Magic as the Wizarding World remained unchanged. But when The-Boy-Who-Lived comes across a hidden surprise within the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the prospect of change suddenly glows brighter than ever, and it all began with an accidental word in Parseltongue. HP/LV SLASH. Explicit. Not Epilogue compliant!

When Edward leaves Bella behind in NM it's just the beginning of the spiraling downward events in her life. Now fending for herself in Seattle, Bella is trying to hold a job and remain afloat from her living nightmares when she happens upon the Volturi.

What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

He wasn't planning on fighting for people who were willing to paint him in a bad light, who were willing to use him and who were willing to sacrifice him to save themselves. He wasn't willing to fight for hypocrites, and he made sure to tell them that. Unofficial sequel to 'Match of Titans'.

Severus has a benefactor. They stay with him for years, always providing the right thing at the right time, and always with a note. As the years go on, Severus grows closer to this mysterious gift giver. Who are they? HPSS, EWE, slight AU, secret admirer fic, slash

A comment Harry makes to one of his friends knocks McGonagall for a loop because, once again, something that should be impossible has happened either to or around Harry.

Abel joins Rosenkreuz-against his will at first-and a high-ranking woman named Helga von Vogelwiede is assigned as his caretaker.

Tony never thought he would become a ghost in the machine – literally. Then again, it really shouldn't have surprised him, after JARVIS and the inclusion of Extremis – and the coming of the Machines, and the fact that Tony helped to create their AI. Part of the "Creator" series. (Sequel: God Switch)

If he's lucky, the freak will be killed in a back alley somewhere. Vernon signs Harry's permission slip for Hogsmeade trips in exchange for Harry leaving Privet Drive for the rest of the summer. Understandably, stuff happens. oneshot, complete, don't own.

PWP. Severus and Lucius meet up in Venice for dinner on a boys weekend. When Hermione walks in the restaurant, looking delectable, they are determined to have her... together. LM/HG/SS.

Stories, both short and long, about the love/friendship of the Three Caballeros: Panchito Pistoles, José Carioca, and Donald Duck. Warning: Stories contain slash.

Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.

Edward Teague wants an explanation. He knew his son, Jack Sparrow, was dead. He was killed by Davy Jone's kraken, so how did he come to be at the meeting of the Brethren Court?

Based off an awesome AU where Zuko is captured by Zhao after rescuing Aang. Iroh goes to the Admiral inquiring as to the whereabouts of his nephew. He doesn't like the answer given. Rated for images and character death.

Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.

Sex without actual sex, but unimaginably intimate? Only in the rarefied world of The Twins. Twins pairing, Slash. Techno-sex.

One of the first rules of rituals is that you properly research them before performing them. Dumbledore decides to ignore this rule and consequences abound. Part of Kamerreon's rare pair challenge. Warning: Slash

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

The Hellsing Organization been dispactched to a small church where they believe there is repeat of Cheddar. They don't only find the vampire but an odd priest named Father Abel Nightroad. Xover Trinity Blood.

The war is over. The humans are free and the machines are searching for a new source of energy. But the Matrix is still up. Morpheus returns one last time to find out why. If you're a twins fan, you'll like this fic.

Short tyingup of a loose end or two from Matrix Reloaded. Persephone raids the pantry and gets more than she bargained for. [WARNINGS for het, slash and sortofincest it's the Twins, go figure...]