I am Fleexix

but you can call me Flexy or Fleexy or whatever bastardization of the name pops into your head.

My guilty pleasures: reading/watching yaoi (naturally), eating bananas smothered in peanut butter, mentally editing fanfics

The best word to describe me is: analytical

My heroes: me, Lady Godiva, Joan of Arc, Thomas Jefferson

Words or phrases I overuse: "oh dear", "okee-dokee", "I'm cool as a cucumber"

My superpower is: mind reading and bending with, perhaps, the help of some physical force

What else you should know about me: In person, I hear I come off as cold. Huh. I'm a genius on paper, but a moron in real life. I'm a perfectionist. I'm argumentative and always ask "why?". I would not do well in the military. I want to be a surgeon but I have a phobia of needles. I have a soft spot for animals of all shapes and sizes. My feet clear a room in a minute flat. I prefer bicycling to playing video games and walking in the woods to being on the computer. I have convinced myself that there is a man under my bed named "Scissors-Man" and that each night, as I'm turning the lights off, he tries to cut the tendons in my ankles and I have to leap into my bed to avoid such an unforunate occurrence. I am a morning person, in that a prefer the morning (not personality type). I initially look down on anyone I meet unless they impress me in some way. I love instrumental music, such as Bond, Philip Glass, Howard Shore, Helen Jane Long, Myleene Klass, and Craig Armstrong. I am very quick to anger and slow to calm down. The book 'Twilight' and its fans all annoy me. All of Will Farrell's movies, except for Night at the Roxbury and Elf, piss me off. People who humanize animals also piss me off. I like seafood, shellfish, etc. I like breaking up sentences awkwardly, as I demonstrate here, frequently.

If you read all of that, go find something more productive to do. Shoo. But read my stories first. Then shoo. -.-