Salutations, visitor to my realm. Welcome to my humble abode. My name is Sarah, but my friends are too lazy to call me that so they just say Mac. I have an ex-Mafia Russian stripper evil alter-ego. Please don't ask. She's shy. My regular self is a Fifteen-year-old girl, if you hadn't guessed from my name, and I live in a very "rural" area outside of Newcastle, in "scenic", weather-stricken North-East England. And yes- er, I mean, aye, I'm a proper Geordie lass. I am a GCSE drama student, and I can safely say I played a drunk, angry woman and was chased across a stage and promptly slapped by my good friend Mazza the Goat in front of a couple hundred people. I maintain that taking drama was a good choice. I have future dreams of being an actress or doing musical theatre, and it is my most dreamiest of dreams. That, or becoming Felicia Day.

I am an obsessive fan of Doctor Who, Starkid, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon a Time, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, Les Mis, Buffy, GLEE, Firefly, Orphan Black, Superheroes in general, and a truckload of Youtubers. I also adore anything Musical Theatre related (RENT especially). I apologise in advance for any accidental references, puns or cringeworthy behaviour that may take place. Oh wait, no I don't.

I have an extraordinary collection of the most fantastical, majestic, lesbianish and downright weird unicorns whom I lovingly call my onginal friends. Together we have many adventurous adventures in places like Wonderland, Hogwarts, the TARDIS, and lets not forget the time we fit nine people and a case of TANTRUM into my yellow bug with my oversized red flag hanging from the window and travelled to Sunnydale. Good times.