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 Hi ciao bonjour gutentag konichiwa I am lfmelone! Which means leave-me-alone. I like being alone which means I'm a constant loner who has no life LOL I love havig no life I'm an otaku! () () REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! k welll thats all i gotta say kthnxbai |
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Tonight's Special: Miku Pasta! by PiWrite reviews
DISCONTINUED. So… what's for supper? Pasta! Miku was just about to take a bite when she noticed a teal thing in her pasta that looked like the same color as her hair. Collab with Crazee Canadia!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Miku H., Len K.
Let's Play a Game by Crazee Canadia reviews
oOoWaluigiXLuigi, don't like don't read. Credits to BigMarioFangirl for letting me use her pic for the cover!oOo It seems like a simple little game, you just have to tell a story without saying any words that don't belong in the story. Seems easy to Luigi, up until Waluigi starts to mess with him. First attempt at smut, rated M
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Luigi, Waluigi] - Complete
Mirror by Crazee Canadia reviews
With a mirror his friend was scared of, Waluigi discovers exactly why... oOo Walgi! Don't like don't read! Rated T for language, 2 chapters cuz I sed so oOo
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - [Waluigi, Luigi] - Complete
Red Faced by Crazee Canadia reviews
How does tripping onto your face end up in the bathroom with... well... him? oOo guy/guy pairing, don't like it stay away from it. Otherwise, enjoy!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Waluigi, Luigi - Complete
Something To Keep Quiet About by Crazee Canadia reviews
Even if someone says no one will care, there's bound to be someone that will. Rated M for implyed but not detailed - ah, I can't type the word, but it's bad. Victim!Waluigi, along with a very caring Luigi and a mystery character.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Waluigi - Complete
Don't Cry, Celebrate by Crazee Canadia reviews
Losing to any country in the world cup is bad enough, but Canada losing to France is just depressing. While Matthew is making a big deal out of this Kumajiro reminds him Canada Day is right behind, and that celebrating the country is better than sulking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
The Daring Escape by Crazee Canadia reviews
There she stood, feet apart while glaring at the eyes of the two men who stood in front of her. Her eyes narrowed, upper lip twitching as it slowly rose to show she wasn't afraid. "Alright, Hana." The shorter male piped with a smile, "Time to give up."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Pointless Adventures of Mario and Co by Vanessa Osbourne reviews
Random, funny "adventures" that basically have no point other than to entertain and make you laugh. You've seen those, right? Well, watch as they unfold in the Mushroom Kingdom, and how they affect the lives of Mario and Co. Rated for safety.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
Baltics with Issues by Crazee Canadia reviews
Based of Llamas with Hats on YouTube. There is a Carl for each Baltic to play - because there are three Llamas with hats - and other FilmCow Hetalia parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
He Cried in the Bathroom by Crazee Canadia reviews
So while the Italian nodded yes in excitement, feeling victorious after all these years, the German felt relief that he finally didn't have to be shy, and beat around the bush, any more. oOoGerIta late Valetine's story. Wait, Crazee Canadia? She's alive!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
In Which Len is Stuck in a Box by PiWrite reviews
I don't remember how I got here or why. I just know that this place is not for living. When I first entered my eyes fell upon a skeleton with a scar etched into the left side of its pitiful head. Len Oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Len K. - Complete
Super Hetalia Hyadian by Crazee Canadia reviews
Jack was then kneeling next to Matthew, holding his hand while he said; "My sweetest Matthew dear, I'm in love with you. Trust me, I'm much better then that fat seppo over there." Loosely based off the Super Mario Hyadian song. Canastralia vs. Americest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Understand by Crazee Canadia reviews
Just explain why you and I "ran into" each other at the store almost a month after not even thinking about each other. Also, tell me why – whenever you and I made eye contact – you grabbed my shoulder and said under your breath; "Arthur..." FrUk oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Overlooking the Obvious by Crazee Canadia reviews
Arthur coughed, "Well, maybe it's Jack?" he looked at me, "Who's giving Matthew all of that –" "Where'd Jack get flowers? Huh? Do they even grow in Australia?" I spat, again. oOoAmericest oneshot, with FrUk and mentioned others. oOo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Dainty, Not as Much by Crazee Canadia reviews
There were a lot of dainty things about Matthew, the way he talked, the way he handled snow to make snowballs; the way he even walked was dainty. But… did that include the way he ate? oOo There is Americest if you take of your sunglasses. oOo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Why Unicorns No Longer Exist by Crazee Canadia reviews
This is the story... about why unicorns aren't real anymore... and how French people got their crazy accents... and it's very... stupid... in my opinion. Read if you have braincells to spare.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - England/Britain, France
Finnish Air Guitars by Crazee Canadia reviews
It's just a type of thing that Finland loves to do... without anyone watching how stupid he probably looks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Singles Nightmare by Crazee Canadia reviews
"Hahahaha!" Berwald looked up, seeing the "angel" laughing as it held a can of beer and a steering wheel, "I'm gonna be fine! I ain't drunk at all!" oOo Rated for cussing, I'm sure it's more of an angst then a hurt/comfort, but oh well. oOo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Tough by Crazee Canadia reviews
Ve ! You're very tough...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Planes by Crazee Canadia reviews
You had an obession with planes...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Message In The Notes by Crazee Canadia reviews
Arthur starts to get gifts and boxes, with notes on them, that have doodles on the back... FACE family warning, little bit, yaoiness and other stuff, and France actually not being a France!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete