Name: GreatGermanGirl

Age: you don't need to know

Home Country: GERMANY

favorite Country: GERMANY

would like to live: GERMANY

About me: Well as you might have noticed I am German and proud to be one. I like playing football (soccer),and i hate American football. I suck at punctuation and spelling (but that what spell check is for:p), and i write stories because sometimes some writers don't get it right and i get frustrated.

favorite books: Pillars of the earth, Percy Jackson series, The lost hero, Narnia, harry potter, etc

favorite tv shows: bones, Castle, white collar, Glee, Pillars of the earth

favorite movies: transformers, harry potter, Narnia, prince of Persia, etc

favorite type of movie: Romance

favorite type of music: punk emo rock

Hobbies: sewing, drawing, crafting, soccer, pondering, exploring magical wardrobes.

Quotes:

"We're not retreating we're advancing in a different direction!"

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"Electricity is really just organized lightning."

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."

"I have never been hurt by what I have not said."

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."

"My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra."

"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."

"Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."

"But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar."

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."

"Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow."

(Another thing you should know is that i love Coco Chanel, these are all her quotes)

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous."

"A woman has the age she deserves."

"A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future."

"As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!"

"As soon as you set foot on a yacht you belong to some man, not to yourself, and you die of boredom."

"Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door."

"Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress. "

"Elegance is not the prerogative of those who have just escaped from adolescence, but of those who have already taken possession of their future."

"Elegance is refusal."

"Fashion fades, only style remains the same."

"Fashion is always of the time in which you live. It is not something standing alone. But the grand problem, the most important problem, is to rejeuvenate women. To make women look young. Then their outlook changes. They feel more joyous."

"Fashion is architecture: it is a matter of proportions."

"Fashion is made to become unfashionable."

"Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening."

"Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs."

"Great loves too must be endured."

"Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death" "Hard times arouse an instinctive desire for authenticity."

"How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone."

"I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing."

"I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men."

"I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like."

"I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird."

"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

"It is always better to be slightly underdressed."

"Jump out the window if you are the object of passion. Flee it if you feel it. Passion goes, boredom remains."

"Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress."

"Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury."

"My friends, there are no friends."

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty."

"Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them."

"Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity."

"Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable."

"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud."

"There are people who have money and people who are rich."

"There have been several Duchesses of Westminster but there is only one Chanel!"

"There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time!"

"Those who create are rare; those who cannot are numerous. Therefore, the latter are stronger."

"Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants."

"Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women are the strong ones. It is just my opinion, I am not a professor."