Princess Peach Toadstool is known for her disturbingly loud, smelly, and brassy farting abilities in spite of her innocently royal looks, but can she be able to hold it in for the entire day after a bet with Mario? Find out, along with a huge, wind breaking collection of flatulent tales revolving around the perky pink Princess Peach farting, ten gassy years later!

Duo is in an incubus feeding off of men in Romania. When he is caught by a high elf named Quatre, will he be exorcised, or will the elf find another use for him? 4x2, mature content.

In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.

Collection of BardxFinny drabbles and short stories, drastically reorganized as of 8/1/2012. Chapter 51: Bard gets Finny tangled up in a high school drama mess that neither can get out of alone.

Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.

Cloud and Sephiroth are taken prisoner by AVALANCHE. No one, least of all themselves, could have expected what it would set in motion. - On hiatus; don't know when or if I'll pick it up again. Apologies!

TonChinKan threesome. M for chappy two

Finland decides everyone needs a break and plans a skiing trip for the nations. When a storm hits and the countries are stranded in sub-zero temperature, only one thing can happen – Sexual Tension. And lots of it. M for M-rated things.

Things get crazy when Francis accidentally discovers Arthur's secret world hidden inside the closet, where a cast of oddly familiar creatures and a magical adventure awaits them. Most if not all nations mentioned.

Kaito gets a surprise one party night. Can he figure out who it was from? Can YOU figure out who it was from? We're waiting. KaitoXpretty much everyone else

Take two nations, add two dissaproving brothers, an annoyed Englishman, a cute italian, a slightly creepy frenchman and a small yellow chick and you get...? Prussia and Canada's first date. PruCan, FrUk, GerIta and more! rated T for swearing.

Warning: Incest/Explicit content. Timber thinks of the connection between himself and his brothers, promising not to harm them, as any pain felt will fall on all three pairs of shoulders.

a oneshot series about Yuki and Shuuichi's summer nights. explicit SMUT. yaoi. yushu. COMPLETE.

Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.

The Phantomhive mansion cannot go a day without something getting maimed, destroyed, or burned. The servants make sure of it. But even they do a little patching up now and then.

The scientists promised him Atlas. Finny got Midas, minus the gold.

Norway finds out about his little brother and Denmark, and reacts like any concerned brother would - times ten. Rated M for safety

Hetalia/Beauty and the Beast Parody- After he trades himself in the place of his brother, a young boy named Finland becomes a beast's prisoner. But is his captor really an ugly beast after all? SuFin fluff. NOT CRACK!

What's scarier, a thunderstorm or Russia? Latvia must choose if he wants any sleep at all. Not really slash but can be veiwed as Russia/Latvia if you really squint. R&R

Prussia, France and Spain just want to spend a nice evening together, drinking something... However, two of them end up in jail. What the hell happened?

Russia decided Latvia is finally ready to have the same treatment as his brothers. Rated M for smut....

Timmy is alone, and something funny happens with his body. The man inside him awakes? In the heart of such a young lad, how can he cope with those transformations?

The day they left he was at the mans mercy. But this mercy was not shown. No, he was trapped. Until he would be rescued. RussiaxLatvia. HINTING Of PolandxLithuania. Their actual names are used occasionally.

“I was descended from Viking warriors. I had no excuse to be scared of a Belarusian blonde in a maid costume;” Denmark pressures an irritated Iceland into discussing foreign relations with Belarus at the world meeting.

Itachi creeps out little kids, Hidan has twentyfour hours to carve a pumpkin, and Orochimaru shows his face? No wait, that's just a mask. Kakuzu dresses for the part, Sasori keeps a dead cat, and more! It's Halloween, everybody. And Akatsuki is so ready.

England/Latvia/France. Latvia, according to his profile, loves alcohol. France and England use this to their advantage, like the pedos they are.

Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.

The nations are on their way to Camp Hetalia for a week! Can they survive together, or will all hell break loose? Various pairings.

There are visible divisions in the Vocaloid fandom. Miku knew this, Len and Rin knew this, Kaito knew this. Everyone knew this. It was just how it was. What would happen if Len and Kaito discover the success they could bring with just the two of them? LxK

WARNING: SHOTA, BL. Because eventually Ciel has to get a sex drive.

How to get the most out of your newly-purchased Kagamine Len unit.

crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?

Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?

Kakuzu muses about the level of Hidan’s manliness in a precarious moment.

Stuck in a cave with an S-class Criminal? Not her idea of fun. Deidara and Tenten.

In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.

Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!

Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!

Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?

What do Tobi and Deidara do when they're not hunting Bijuu? It seems like bugging Deidara is the only thing on Tobi's agenda. Mild, accidental DeiTobi. XD Rated T for language, just being safe. Oneshot.

Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

For spring vacation, Sasuke rents a condo right next to Akatsuki. Whether he's busy trying to kill Itachi, calling Deidara a transvestite, or just being Sasuke in general,a crack storyline is sure to follow! Oneshot. Resubmitted.

When Sasuke and Itachi bicker, Tenten often gets the short end of the stick. But what happens when they push her a little too far...? Light SasukeTentenItachi, SasukeHanabi, ItachiTemari, ItachiIno and SasoriDeidara

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences

John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys

When Eiri is at the end of the thread with Shuichi's babbling and...his irresistible charms. Speacially when he's got a deadline to meet the next morning!Rated M for future sex and bondage.