About Me

Name:Samuel

Age:14

Gender:Male

Eye color:Brown

Hair:Black

Favorite Color:Black

Favorite Band:Skillet

Hobbies:Playing video games, watching tv, read novels, play basketball.

Favorite Tv Shows:Bones, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Favorite Books

Percy Jackson & the Olympians

The Kane Chronicles

Artemis Fowl

Skulduggery Pleasant

The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

Bartimaeus

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL,

Calling me a NERD will only BOOST MY CONFIDENCE!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any expierience)

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that you're a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Khione.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people (guilty. :3)

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

PERCY JACKSON QUOTES:

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"Let us find the dam snack bar." Zoe said

"The dam snack bar?"

"Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing." Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fires."

"And I need to use the dam restroom."

"I do not understand"

"I want to use the dam water fountain."

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES
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''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Your a half-blood too?'
"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?"
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!" - Rachel and Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything."
"Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb."
"Was it hard?"- Percy, Annabeth, Rachel, The Battle of the Labyrinth

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo , The Lost Hero

"Rainbows, ponies."
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot."- Leo and Butch, The Lost Hero

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." - Will, The Lost Hero

"Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." Leo, The Lost Hero

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." - Piper, The Lost Hero