I haven't used this account in yeeeeears. Oops.

So all the shameful old things I posted are long gone and I can start fresh! :D

Uh, I don't really know what else to put here...

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I like giraffes? They're my favorite animal.

And I draw a lot.

I write fanficitons for a few different fandoms, such as Post Apocalyptic Thirteen-Year-Old And Dog and Angsty Homosexual White Men Drinking Too Much And Then Going To Hell Several Times. I also write some fanfiction for Space Explore-y Time, Dumb Gay Detective Party, Moon Harvest, and Adorable Elemental Demons Being Pitted Against One Another.

Also a little Homestuck, though I doubt I'd ever hate myself enough to dabble in Homestuck fanfiction.

Also my girlfriend writes fanfiction too. And she's actually pretty good at it. Look up IwillYURIforYAOI and be amazed that she is not, in fact, a 13 year old weeaboo that wears too much eyeliner.

Hmmm, what else...

I live in the middle of a cornfield. Recently graduated from high school. Aspiring self-employed author /artist / composer /indie game designer / webcomic writer / blogger / etc. Mostly I'm just hopeless.

Going to college in a slightly different cornfield.

Hopefully gonna learn some stuff there.

Until then you get a nice mix of fluff and smut. And I say that now but in about a month it will either be all smut or completely nonexistent smut. So we'll see how that goes.

I Am Currently Working On--

Lots of things. Jeez, why.

Self Invented AUs That I Happen To Really Like--

Winchester Girls AU:
Sam and Dean (Diana) were born as girls. John died. Mary raised them on the road as hunters. They didn't have a childhood full of dysfunction and abuse. Fun times were had by all.

Detective-Me-Not AU:
Sherlock and John are a relatively normal couple living in London. Sherlock is a writer for a news magazine. John is a nurse. Instead of being a quirky detective duo constantly being mistaken for a gay couple, they happen to be a quirky gay couple constantly getting mistaken for a detective duo. Oops.