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 Author has written 27 stories for Grey's Anatomy, and Rizzoli & Isles. You know that internet meme, Socially Awkward Penguin? Yeah, that's my life in a nutshell. :) I've been hooked on Rizzoli & Isles since the show started, and recently started writing fic for it after a several-year hiatus from writing a single Grey's Anatomy story. Rizzoli & Isles is seriously the only television show I watch. I prefer to spend my time doing other things, but I will knock over old people and drop kick babies in order to get to a television to watch R & I. Okay, maybe I won't actually do that, but just understand how far out of my way I go to watch that one show. I love the subtext on that show, though I generally find the writers' refusal to actually delve into a serious relationship between Jane and Maura infinitely frustrating. I guess that's why I write fic though, so I can make the characters do all the things I wish I could see on my television screen. I'm also addicted to fluff, so a lot of what I write has teeth-rotting sweetness included at no extra charge. Kindly keep that in mind in case your dental bills suddenly go up. :) I'm also a big fan of happy endings, and have yet to write anything that doesn't have my OTP ending up together. It may be predictable, but that's really the reason I write fic to begin with. You can also find me elsewhere on the web: https://twitter.com/socawkpenguin78 Amazing GIFset made by RizzlesEverywhere on Tumblr about Among the Dead: Amazing movie trailer made by Annabigu on YouTube about Among the Dead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8DAB01wnM&feature=youtube_gdata_player Thank you to everyone who voted for me in round three of the Rizzles Fan Awards! Winner: Best Author Winner: Best Plot (Among the Dead) Runner Up: Best Angst/Drama (Among the Dead) Runner Up: Best NC-17 (I Wish I Was Your Lover) |
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Marmite & Mistletoe by ArcadiaArden reviews
The spirit of Christmas can found in the most unexpected of places and when holiday magic is in play, what you wish for can make all the difference. Winner of Round 5 Best Angst from Rizzles Fanfic Awards. Thank you to everyone who nominated and voted! Now Complete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 155,302 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Keys by colormetheworld reviews
"Ready?" she puts her fingers against the keys gently, and Maura grips the barre, hardly daring to breathe.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,652 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Elephants by feltknickers reviews
"Can we be elephants, Maur?" Jane saw Maura's eyes soften and a tiny smile creep onto her lips. "Please, Maura? I can't do it alone. I can't do it without you. And I don't want to… I just… I can't do it alone." This is a draft. Read and download the final version at feltknickers . tumblr . com/elephants.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 128,887 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Bound by colormetheworld reviews
"Could she do it? Is she brave enough?" (trigger warning for abduction, abuse, PTSD, trauma) Note the rating.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,130 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - J. Rizzoli - Complete
- by colormetheworld reviews
many have asked that I upload this here from tumblr. it does not have a name. it is very, very close to my heart. Please treat it kindly.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,052 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Clink by shallow-seas-we-sail reviews
Jane and Maura dress up for a Halloween party, recite some bad James Bond dialogue and get a hotel room. Kinda ridiculous, sorta sweet and all Rizzles. Three-shot. Complete!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
HANDS WHERE I CAN FEEL THEM by loneranger67 reviews
How long can one person lust after their best friend? Maura knows exactly...but does Jane? A Rizzles one shot. M rated for sexual content. Complete
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/18/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Save Me by colormetheworld reviews
AU. A doctor. Her patient. What it means to be saved.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
At the Threshold by CharlieTheCAG reviews
One-Shot: Sometimes something is right in front of you, and when you finally realize it, it hits you with the impact of an asteroid, and your life will be forever changed, all in five minutes. 100% spoiler free. Oh, definite Rizzles. Just to be clear.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
A Lack of Panda Tea by Nenya Kanadka reviews
The girls finish making up by making out. (Post-episode S03 E02 "Dirty Little Secret." Mention of canon injuries.) Written for the Femslash12 fest.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Bed Talk by angeliqueFanfic reviews
Jane and Maura chit-chat on Jane's mattress at the end of (the mattress episode). Sweet one-shot repost.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Silent Night by winegirl reviews
Story starts at Christmas but goes WAY beyond in the development of Jane and Maura's relationship. Some chaps should probably be M.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,672 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
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Snowball Fight on Movie Night reviews
Jane and Maura get into a snowball fight while shoveling snow at Maura's house on their usual movie night. Two achy hands and a deep conversation later, Jane and Maura finally realize the biggest risk to losing each other isn't revealing their feelings, it's continuing to hide them. A quick Rizzles one shot based on several Tumblr prompts.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/23/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
First Christmas reviews
Jane and Maura's children ask to hear the story of Jane and Maura's engagement before bedtime, and Jane is only too happy to oblige. A sweet, fluffy, happy Rizzles one shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [J. Rizzoli, M. Isles] - Complete
Thankful for You reviews
Maura ends up spending Thanksgiving alone. It's not her first time spending a holiday alone, but it hurts like it is. That's until Jane shows up and fixes everything. A sweet, fluffy Rizzles one shot to help me get back into the creative vibe.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Among the Dead reviews
Maura goes to a conference and meets the man of her dreams. It tears Jane apart, and she leaves to take a position in another city. After being severely injured in an accident, Jane comes back to Boston, and finds out things are not how she left them. Rizzles Fan Awards WINNER! - Best Plot and Best Author! Runner up- Best Angst/Drama!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 248,074 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
1995 Chateauneuf reviews
The Taluccis come to visit Angela, and Angela introduces them to Maura. They all pick up on Jane and Maura's chemistry, and Carla Talucci forces the issue on Jane, Maura and Angela the way only she could. An amusing Rizzles one shot written in conjunction with Saoulbete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/9/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, Angela R. - Complete
Cumulonimbi and Geochelone Sulcata reviews
A massive thunderstorm knocks out the power in Jane's apartment and also knocks down the walls Jane and Maura built around their feelings for each other. Fluffy Rizzles smut with a plot, 5-shot. Rizzles Fan Awards round 4 runner up, Best NC-17 story!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,046 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Maura gets released from jail after Jane clears her name, and Jane takes her home. How I think the episode "Killer in High Heels" should end. Rizzles, of course.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Compromising Positions reviews
Angela was walking to her door to unlock it when what she heard caused her to drop the sack of groceries she was carrying and spin around. "Oh, Jane." Jane and Maura have finally crossed the line from friendship into something more, and Angela keeps stumbling upon them in compromising positions. A quick, fluffy, dirty one shot. Round 4 Rizzles Fan Awards Winner for Best Comedy!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/3/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
A Night at the Movies reviews
Maura convinces Jane to go see a French documentary with her. Jane goes along, and has more fun than she bargained for. A quick, fluffy, rizzles oneshot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Handcuffs and Photoshoots reviews
My take on how the season four photoshoot should have gone. Fluffly rizzles and a little sizzle too. Oneshot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Volcanoes and Christenings reviews
Fic prompt from Twitter. Maura gets asked to be TJ's godmother, and Father Crowley knows something is going on between Jane and Maura. Fluffy oneshot full of Rizzles.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2013 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Right Here, You and Me reviews
Angela sets Jane and Maura up on a blind date with each other. What happens when they get there? Will they finally admit they have feelings for each other? Or will Jane's fears ruin everything before they even have the chance to get started? Oneshot. Rizzles with a small side of Angela/Cavanaugh if you squint.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/9/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Guilty Pleasure reviews
Jane's a bit giddy after Maura makes her feelings for Jane known to her, so she dances it out, alone, in the privacy of her own apartment... or so she thinks. Fluffy little one shot song ficlet.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Just the Facts reviews
Jane continues to chase after Casey and refuses to see things for what they really are. Maura tries to show Jane the facts, but Jane chases her off and breaks her heart. A long, angsty journey across two continents. Will Jane be able to find Maura and bring her home? Grab your passport and follow along, it's going to be a long, wild ride! Final chapter posted! Thanks for reading!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,205 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
I Wish I was Your Lover reviews
Jane and Maura go on a double date at Maura's insistence. When things go poorly, Maura takes matters into her own hands. Literally. Pure Rizzles, PWP. One shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Guess What? reviews
"Guess what?" Jane asked. ... "Does it have to do with the coefficient of friction of ketchup when applied to asphalt on a day where temperatures have dropped below freezing?" Maura asked. Jane shook her head. "Uh, no Maur. Less random than that." Jane clues Maura in to her feelings by making Maura guess. One shot, fluffy. Short but teeth-rottingly sweet.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/1/2013 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
Creature of Habit reviews
Maura Isles is a creature of habit. When she starts wearing Jane's BPD t-shirt and sweats to bed without Jane knowing, and a case breaks up her laundry schedule, Maura runs into a problem. Fluffy Rizzles one shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
In Sickness and in Health reviews
Jane is a bit under the weather. Maura stops by to take care of her, and Jane realizes Maura is better than any medicine. A quick, fluffy Rizzles oneshot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/1/2013 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Like a Prayer reviews
Logic tells Maura that though Jane has proven herself invincible every time she has faced danger before, the time would come when fate or nature would take its course. It would happen to Jane. It would happen to her. It happens to everyone eventually. Angsty little one shot that follows 3.15. Rizzles of course.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Man Cave reviews
Jane invites Maura for a weekend getaway to the fishing cabin that her brothers rented. Maura sees this as a chance to tell Jane how she really feels about her, but will she get up the courage to actually do it? Final chapter has been posted! Thanks for the reviews and favorites!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,726 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Breaking Point reviews
Jane gets hurt following a hostage situation. Maura meets her at the hospital and Jane finally tells Maura what's on her mind. A very quick oneshot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Dreams and Demons reviews
Jane is still having nightmares about Hoyt. Maura can fix that. She can fix anything. Very short one shot. Rizzles in a way. Not as fluffy as my other stuff, but still enough fluff for everyone.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Christmas with the Rizzoli Family reviews
Jane's family takes over Maura's house for Christmas. There's fish and there's fluff, there's a bit of smut and of course, there's Rizzles. Another quick one shot.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Lucky to Have Her reviews
Maura is having a bad day. Jane gets hit on the head and makes Maura cry. Maura stays with Jane in the ER, and Jane tells Maura she really, really loves her. Bad breath, a shared toothbrush, and Rizzles. Oh and fluff, because I love fluff. Set sometime before Jane finds out Casey is back in town.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/18/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Distraction reviews
Maura Isles is becoming a big distraction to Jane Rizzoli, and Jane's afraid Maura is going to start to notice. One shot Rizzles fluff!
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
C'mon reviews
A quick one shot full of fluff. Jane and Maura weather a hurricane together when Maura makes a proposal that intrigues Jane.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/29/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Sapphic Salad reviews
Another Callie/Erica story, starting from the season 4 finale and working it's way through the first weeks of their relationship together. My 1st fan fic, and I'm not the best writer, so please be gentle with your criticisms. Rated M. More to come.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 159,497 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete