Pen name: Shadowhammer321

Real name: Yeah, cos that’d be real smart, posting my real name on the internet.

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Height: Short

Blood type: don’t know, don’t really give a monkeys

Random thought: Master Heckett from Uranus has begun the initialisation of manipulating the Russian government using a cheese-melting ray, a disillusioned frenchman and a banana. You ask for random, I give you random.

Current annoyance: Not enough hours in a day.

Mood: irritated. I have to work.

Fave quote:‘to save the life of one man is to save the world entire.’

Itzhak Stern (Schindler’s List)

Words that describe me:fairly intelligent, big-headed, somewhat lonely, geek, social pariah (well, used to be anyway), close to insane at times, reliable with everything except for update gaps etc. etc. etc.

COUPLINGS

W.I.T.C.H.

I really only like the official cartoon couplings. I can’t see them with anyone else. (except OCs) However, I can't stand Cedric/Miranda. I don't care how old she's supposed to be, she's in the body of a 12 year old, and that makes it paedophilia.

Digimon

Taiora- Tai and Sora- I really like this pairing. Tai and Sora seemed so obvious in adventure and the first movie…don’t ask me why it changed in adventure 02, but it shouldn’t have.

Sorato- Sora and Matt- I’m not such a huge fan of this, but it worked in the anime, and it works in fanfictions.

Michi- Mimi and Tai- This pairing’s not bad, I can like it if it’s Sorato and Izzy has someone else but, I prefer Koumi to be honest.

Jyoumi- Joe and Mimi- See above

Mimato- Mimi and Matt- (Digimon) don’t like it. Just can’t see it happening. Besides, the quiet, cool ones always remind me of Sasuke from Naruto, who bugs me cos he joined Orochimaru.

Koumi- Izzy and Mimi- All the way. I love this pairing. They’re really cute together!

Takari- T.K. and Kari- I can’t see these guys anywhere but together.

Dakari- Davis and Kari- (Digimon) Do I really need to say anything? Davis needs an OC. End of.

Kenyako- Ken and Yolei- Oh come on! You have to ask? These guys are perfect for one another.

Jurato- Jeri and Takato- this pairing is cute, especially after the D-reaper plays with Takato’s feelings by imitating Jeri.

Rukato- Rika and Takato- Adore this pairing. I love how Rika’s the confident one, and Takato’s the bumbling guy who hasn’t a clue what to do next.

Ryuki- Ryo and Rika- I see the attraction there, but personally I prefer Rikato.

Jenlice- Henry and Alice- I will never understand this pairing. She’s a flipping ghost for crying out loud. How can you have a relationship with a ghost? And they barely meet in the anime!

Takumi- Takuya and Zoe- Come on people! You know it’s meant to be!!! They’re perfect together!

Kouzumi- Kouji and Zoe- (Digimon) uhh…no. Just…no.

Kouizumi- Kouichi and Zoe- (Digimon) see above.

Junzumi- J.P. and Zoe- (Digimon) what would be in Zoe’s head for this pairing to ever work out?

Cardcaptors

Syaoran and Sakura- who else? They were made for each other. Next please?

Syaoran and Mei-Ling- er, you do know they’re cousin’s right? Where I live, it wouldn’t exactly be seen as a good thing.

Naruto

Naruto and Hinata- I like this pairing, but Hinata's shyness bugs me. I just wish she'd get it over with and go on a date with the guy or something.

Sasuke and Sakura- Personally, I find Sasuke's character annoying, and I think Sakura has moved on from Sasuke in the years between the original and Shippuuden. I can like it in fanfictions though.

Naruto and Sakura- My fav pairing, and in my opinion the most likely to occur in canon.

Itachi and Sakura- Will never understand the people who support this pairing. Although, it would make a little sense for her to go for the hot older brother (as Blackandblood describes him)

Rock Lee and Sakura- Entirely plausible I think, now that Lee's toned down on the obsession with Sakura.

Shikamaru and Ino- mmmmm…nah. Can’t see it. Ino’s just not Shikamaru’s style.

Kiba and Hinata- I see where you’re coming from, but I see Kiba as more of a fatherly figure to Hinata.

Neji and Tenten- a nice pairing, only if they couldn’t go with anyone else.

Rock Lee and Tenten- Kinda like this pairing, but prefer Nejiten.

Temari and Shikamaru- Every time. The best pairing in the whole damn anime.

Choji and Ino- hmmm…this is a tricky one. Never really thought about it but…I spose they could end up together. If Ino was holding a plate of food...

Other

Ariel and Jim Hawkins (crossover, Little mermaid/treasure planet)- I love this pairing. My fav in the whole damn world. And that’s all I need to say about it.

JohnLock- Watson and Sherlock I have a serious bone to pick wit this pairing. There is such a thing called 'bromance'. It is not love. It is like friendship only more powerful, but does not mean they are suppressing the desire to have wild gay sex every night.

Fave song that fits my mood at the moment:

'Live my Life’ by TheRunawayState

Fave animes: Naruto, Avatar: the last Airbender, Avatar: the Legend of Korra, Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon, Cardcaptors, Shaman King, Pokemon, Turren Toppen Gurren Lagann. Elfen Lied…that’s about it. (there are some I’ve been meaning to watch, but just haven’t got round to yet. When I do watch them, they’ll likely get added to the list.)

Fave video games: Kingdom Hearts, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy, TLOZelda Windwaker, Pokemon series, Endless Ocean, WiiFit, Shadow the Hedgehog, Earthbound, Mother 3…and that’s pretty much it.

Fave bands: I don’t like bands. Just certain songs. But if I had to choose, I’d say…Westlife a bit, (emphasis on the bit) Casting Crowns, Cascada, Hank Green, Tim Minchen…oh, and Disney. Disney has done some brilliant songs over the past few decades.

Fave Movies: The Bucket List, The Green Mile, Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, Schindler’s List, Little Mermaid, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokemon 2000, Mulan, Basil the Great Mouse Detective, the Mummy, Shawshank Redemption, The Lion King, Treasure Planet, How to Train Your Dragon, The Black Cauldron (why did this get such a bad reception?).

Dislikes: The Eragon Film (worst film in history), the Twilight films (close second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth), tomatoes, chavs, blisters, responsibility, my sister, Philip Pullman’s writing style (his dark materials is only good cos it’s such a damn fantastic idea), the book ‘how to train your dragon’ (that was one hell of a waste of money on my part), kiddy-fiddling catholics, gherkins, mayo, and burgers which Mcdonalds say have nothing but beef and bread in but actually also contain gherkins and mayo.

Likes: The Inheritance Cycle, The Black Magician Trilogy, Steak, my mates, Doctor Who, reading fanfiction, lack of exams, my sister being away, Raymond E. Feist’s books, the scene in Harry Potter Half Blood Prince where everyone is staring at Dumbledore’s dead body, the Percy Jackson series, Tim Minchin, David Tennant, Qi, Chips, vinegar and Dr Pepper.

Things that annoy me: …see Dislikes.

Things that creep me out: My sister, gay people who try to ask me out, Marilyn Manson, girls who actually think I’m good boyfriend material, asking girls who I like out. A lot to do with relationships there! (excep for my sister and manson of course. Not that there’s much difference between the two)

Top 15 favorite cartoons/animes (in no particular order)

W.I.T.C.H.

Digimon

Avatar: Last Airbender/Korra

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

Sonic Underground

Wolverine and the X-Men

U.B.O.S.

The Batman

Yu-Gi-Oh

Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Cardcaptors

Simpsons

Ben 10

Family Guy