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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Hunger Games. 19. Student. |
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Breaking the Barrier by swishandflickwit reviews
He gave her a look, "You're so peculiar, Granger." He was the one standing on the edge of a ledge asking her to join him and she was the peculiar one? And before she could ask what the hell he meant, Draco Malfoy jumped. Looking for life? Here it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Nothing by Nunchi reviews
One-shot He loved her and would do anything for her. He devoted his time and life, buying her anything to have her smile at him. Yet, in return, all he got was silence... Revised and updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mean by amandaisalwayswright reviews
Song fic with the Taylor Swift song. Hermione sings it to Draco, but does she mean it? And what is his opinion of her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 660 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Only a Pretense by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"Though only a pretense, he saved a million lives." Gender Bender fic. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 256,474 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by Bunnyhops reviews
Hermione is coaxed into volunteering her time to the Annual Ministry Charity Fair. What she finds is tall, dark and Marcus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G., Marcus F. - Complete
Weight of the World by Kelsbury reviews
Hermione is sent back in time by an explosion and has to live life among the Marauders. Can she get home? What if she finds love and herself along the way. Will she choose to go home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 240,135 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Annoying Hermione by Curiositykils reviews
Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,281 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love, Animal Style by RZZMG reviews
One ancient, evil talisman. One eurasian otter. One albino ferret. Result: a whole mess of trouble for the Head Girl & Boy. FIC CHALLENGE. A/U, 7th Year. One-shot. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. Slytherin-centric:Blaise,Theo,etc. Romance/Humor. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rising Phoenix by Bea's Beso reviews
Two years after the Cullen's leave. Bella is facing another heartbreak. Can the unique bond she has with Paul keep her from going back to being a zombie? Why can't they stay away from each other? What will Leah and Sam uncover from forgotten legends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
Zabini's Twelve Days of Christmas by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Once Upon a Time Come True by atruwriter reviews
The Life and Love of George Weasley. :George/Hermione:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,583 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/24/2009 - [George W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obliviously Lucky by atruwriter reviews
She had absolutely no idea just how bleeding lucky she was. Hermione/Lee Jordan OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/9/2008 - [Hermione G., Lee J.] - Complete
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The Only Choice: Life Or Death reviews
She's been in the Games before, but was taken out of them immediately. The Descendant Of The Hunger Games, that's what Lyra Colt has been known as to the Capitol for her entire life. And there's something about her that makes Cato's blood race like nothing else. But there's a choice to be made. Will they live? Or will death take over? (Cato/OC)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
I've Got Bite reviews
...But that only brings another problem. Paul. He's annoying, frustrating and aggressive but Iris gets along great with him. They're the same, sort of... Although, there has never been a tale of two Shifters imprinting on each other. Has there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Paul
You Promised Me Forever reviews
What happens when Edward slips up and changes Bella? Then the Cullens and Edward run, leaving her in the forest to fight for herself? Well, a lot can change in five months but for some, change isn't really a good thing when it lasts forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bella, Emmett
We Were Living Like We Should Be reviews
Sequel to We Were Together Finally. Their lives have changed in such a little amount of time. Change can be scary. Family can be scarier. And perfection is never needed when it's never actually mattered before, especially when your Hermione and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Were Together Finally reviews
Sequel to We Were Split Up. She had been taken away from him. He had been taken away from her. She was beginning to hate everyone around her. He was beginning to hate everything around him. They were missing each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Were Split Up reviews
Sequel to We Were Marked. They've escaped Malfoy Manor but Hermione's seriously injured. Draco's determined to save them both. Will he succeed? Or will he fail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Were Marked reviews
What if things went differently in Malfoy Manor? What if Dobby didn't appear but Harry and Ron didn't come to save Hermione? What if Draco had 'been keeping tabs' on Hermione? In my mind, things change and here is my take on the incident! With a twist...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
With You Forever reviews
Hermione's life isn't what everyone thought it was and the first person to notice that is the last person Hermione thought would help her. Turns out death doesn't take people away because they're With Your Forever... All Reviews Are Appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete