Opens one eye* Oh, did you honestly click me?

Well, I've got to tell ya that there is not much to read here.

Because I'm just consuming. So stop stalking me and write me some nice stuff to read!

sits up and gives you a smile full of teeth*

That was just half the truth. Unfortunately my written english makes babys cry, so when I write, then just in my motherlanguage. Since I can say I am quite good in that, my english results are not satiysfying at all.

Thinking about that, there is something I wanna tell you, in case you are still reading:

Maybe you are a native english speaker, so please allways note: it is not easy to write a good text in a foreign language. I don't know who you are, so I do not blame you personaly. But I came across some profiles of people whining about the bad english-skills of others writers.

Never do.

It is goddamn brave of a person to publish a story in a foreign language, and it should not be judged by someone who can just write stuff down in their mothertongue.

Anyway, masters are done by practise.

Well, that's it. *yawns and smooths her fur*. I just made the world a better place.

However, have a nice day!