Hello, person reading my profile! I have no idea why you're here; I am not a very interesting person. But here are some things you don't need to know but are going to read anyway.

My faveorite musician right now is Voltaire, as the avatar betrays. I probably will not post many things because I'm saving for a computer that's (at least) faster than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter. Some things may not be spelled correctly because I'm too lazy to use spell-check, or learn how to spell things.

A friend, (named Dreamsofpurpleroses, look her up!) recommended this site, and I don't really have any ideas for any stories right now. I'll probably just read and review. I know, I sound exciting, don't I? *Sigh* Yeah.

My faveorite books are by far the Harry Potter series, some books more than others. But I also enjoyed the Warriors series, Guardians Of Ga'Hoole, and. . . more.

I can't stand the terrible waste of trees that is, ugh. . . Twilight! And if you find that offensive, profile person, then PM me and I can tell you how much you are wrong.

My faveorite TV shows would be, Medium, Whose Line is It Anyway (I don't care if they're canceled), Castle, Community, The Office, and others I can't think of at this moment.

My faveorite thing to do, is. . . well, internet. . . stuff. . . oh, writing and reading also! Yes, that too.

(Notice, that if I had any idea for a story, they would go in this spot. But I don't. So, now I'm just wasting space)

Now, person reading my profile, if we are going to be friends, you must tell me when you're birthday is so I can annoy you by sending you 'Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)' on said day. Not to mention that Friday song every friday. Still wanna be my friend? No? Good.

And another fact about me is that I'm not very comfortable writing scattered sentences about myself, so I will stop, right. . .

NOW!