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Joined 05-06-09, id: 1926002, Profile Updated: 07-19-09
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Hmm, a little about me? Well I am a southern city girl living in New York (I know it makes no sense). My mother is from Georgia and my father-New York. I like to read and I am currently taking writing up as a hobby. After I complete a few stories, and begin even more, I will have more stuff to add. Until then, I have nothing. Hope you like the stories. I'm nice, most of the time, but if you hurt my friends, then I become you're worse nightmare. I love to bother people, and I bite a lot. I chew on my nails, and it kills me every time I do it. I don't like being teased, unless its playfully. I have a boyfriend named Simon, ILY Si. I don't really like waffles or pancakes, but love french roast. I love music and if there are any songs that you like, please send them to me! I'm a very open person, but sometimes come off as aloof. I just don't want my feelings hurt. My besties are Kaylee and Jacob. I practically live in Barnes and Nobles. I'm not very fluent in other languages, but I can roughly translate quite a few. If there are things you want to know about me, just send me a message, and I'll add it to my profile!


Favorite Quotes:

"Some folks are wise and some otherwise." - Josh Billings

"I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint...a Saint Bernard!" -Rodney Dangerfield

"In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window." -Rodney Dangerfield

"It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work." -William Faulkner

"Failure is inevitable. Success is elusive." -Steven Spielberg

"No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend." -Groucho Marx

"And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." -David Coleman (Couldn't resist!)

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -Tom Clancy

"People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy" -Frank Sinatra

"A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late." -Frank Sinatra

"Jim Cameron and I have just decided we're going to do another Terminator. The title will be 'The Sperminator: I'll Come Again'." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I'm human Viagra. I am Will-agra." -Will Smith


If I don't call you, it's because I'm waiting for you to call me. When I walk away from you mad, follow me. When I stare at your mouth, kiss me. When I push or hit you, grab me and don't let go. When I start cursing at you, kiss me and tell me you love me. When I'm quiet, ask me what's wrong. When I ignore you, give me your attention. When I pull away, pull me back. When you see me at my worst, tell me I'm beautiful. When you see me crying, hold me and tell me everything will be alright. When you see me walking, sneak up and hug my waist from behind. When I'm scared, protect me. When I lay my head on your shoulder, tilt my head up and kiss me. When I grab at your hands, hold mine and play with my fingers. When I tease you, tease me back and make me laugh. When I don't answer for a long time, reassure me that everything is okay. When I look at you with doubt, back yourself up. When I say that I like you, I really do more than you could understand. When I bump into you, bump me back and make me laugh. When I tell you a secret, keep it safe and untold. When I look you in your eyes, don't look away until I do. When you break my heart, the pain never really goes away. When I say it's over, I still want you to be mine. When I say I trust you, it means more than you think.


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The Turning by MercedesRavenAngelous reviews
This is for xxdarknessxfallsxx's Halloween/Samhain Vampire Contest! WARNING: I describe a slaughter and rape, which is why there is a M rating! I didn't get overly graphic, but enough so! ONE-SHOT
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008
The Big O by brianna2alexa reviews
Hermione has her first orgasm.
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The Lust Triangle by N0b0dY reviews
She lay back watching Harry recover from his guttural, beautiful orgasm. Hers wasn’t near halfway as good as his. She was jealous. Strangely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dream Angels reviews
Elli Applewood never expected that she would need a guardian angel. When mysterious and sexy Jace enters her life, she changes her mind. But would she still think that way when Ivan pops up unexpectedly into her life? Who'll she believe? Angel or vampire?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
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