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Author has written 6 stories for Alex Rider, and Harry Potter.

My favorite Quotes:

HP:

'Hermione was stomping up the stairs looking disapprovingly at the package in Harry's hand..'

'He pushed the door ajar and peered inside- and a horrible scene met his eyes, Snape and Filch were inside alone. Snape was holding his robe above his knee..'

'Ron and Hermione squeezed together to give Hagrid enough room to join them. "Been watching from me hut," said Hagrid patting a large pair of binoculars.'

"Well, er, if you must know, er, Ginny walked in on me the other day when I was- well never mind- the point is, she spotted me doing something and I, um, asked her not to mention it to anybody."

"You won't have to do all the work this time, Hermione. I'll help."

'Ron and Hermione had both placed hands on the top of Harry's head and forced him off his stool, under the table..'

'Harry jerked back to life again. He was lying flat on his back on the floor. The classroom lamps were alight again. He didn't have to ask what happened.'

"For instance, this new idew that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basilisk, listeners- one simple test: Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into his eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do."

"Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."

"I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'"

"After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape.

"Of course this is happening inside you head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that this is not real?"

Twilight:

"And how long have you been seventeen?"
"A while."

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."

"So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

"Are you afraid of the big, bad wolf?"

"I bet she's thougher then that. She runs with vampires!"

"If Angela turns out to be a Witch, she can join the party, too."

"If you ever bring her back damaged again, if you ever return her to me in less than the perfect condition I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?"

"Fell down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 8,169 - Follows: 8,003 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Through the Keyhole by Boogum reviews
A collection of Draco/Ginny one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 63,974 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,883 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,243 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 9,341 - Follows: 4,710 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4495 - Favs: 8,421 - Follows: 8,134 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Veracity by Valak reviews
Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Victimized by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Ginny's life falls apart after she is raped by a gang of Death Eaters and left for dead. She gives up on living and retreats into herself, becoming empty and numb. That is, until an obsessed Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to save her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Interviewing Casanova by angelically-devilish reviews
SiriusHermioneRemus - "The first thing I think you should know is that I love sex." There was a smug arrogance to his tone, but she showed no emotion, informing him that she would not fall for his shock tactics. She knew him entirely too well for that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,369 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,099 - Follows: 8,688 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Life After Death by Chica Inglesa reviews
SEQUEL TO WARFARE. UP FOR ADOPTION. Hermione, Ron, and Ginny hatch a plan to overthrow Tom from the inside. But, not is all as it seems, and Ginny soon finds herself embroiled in a web of deceit, along with battling her growing feelings for Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,409 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,896 - Follows: 18,603 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Figure It Out by Tina Redwood reviews
Draco Malfoy thinks he can win over Hermione Granger. Blaise Zabini thinks he can win over Ginny Weasley. And it all starts with an embarrassing mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,254 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Prongslet by Japanime1 reviews
3-year-old Harry Potter, a rare and powerful Elemental Wizard, is abused by the Dursley’s and is taken to be raised by his Godfather Sirius and Remus. I know this has been done before, but I believe this one to be quite unique.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,236 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11168 - Favs: 7,665 - Follows: 6,836 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Black Rose by MillieSaenz reviews
After his CIA partner/love interest Carter Luving dies, Alex turns to a life turns of nonstop drinking and partying. But a new killer named Black Rose begins making rounds around the world and Alex is next on her list. When she attacks him in the middle of the night he begins to realize that sometimes the past never dies and that 'black magic' is never truly extinguished.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,440 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2009 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub, Mrs. T. Jones, Tom H.
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley reviews
Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La Vita Nuova by Jenn1987 reviews
"Courtly love was a medieval European conception of nobly and chivalrously expressing love and admiration. Generally, it was kept secret and not practiced between husband and wife." The secret life of Bella Swan & Edward Cullen: 1996 - 2014. AH/AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 113,161 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Reeducation by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex is being reassigned because Mrs. Jones thinks he needs to be taught a lesson. Will he be able to train a class full of teenagers to become his successors, or will he manage to kill himself first?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Breakdown by Ara Reed reviews
He's lost everything, joined a group he hated in order to escape the one he hates more, and now Scorpia is back again to snatch him from the SAS' clutches. Not if he has anything to say about it! K-Unit and an enemy from Malagosto OC. REWRITE, updated regularly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
From Failing Hands by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
The whole of England thinks that Alex Rider has been dead for two years, but when World War Three breaks out, he is the only one that can save them. With a price still on his head, will Alex try to keep his secret, or will he return for one last mission?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,884 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
When Pride Goeth by Crowlows19 reviews
Four soldiers are thrown into the secret world of teenagers when a secret threatens lives and a three year old mystery finds itself once again on the front page. Complete rewrite of Spartan Pride.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Reincarnation by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Five years have passed since Alex Rider disappeared, but now MI6 need him back. With a new life as a heartless assassin, can anyone save him from himself? SEQUEL to Shadow of a Doubt.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,093 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,599 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Soldier On by xXHereWeGoAgainXx reviews
Four of Alex's classmates are lead into his world when Mr. Blunt offers them a job. They're arrogant, overconfident and worst of all... they think they're too young to die.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Trigger by xxfolkvir reviews
The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,337 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Other Evans by Ko-pia reviews
Harry leaves the Privet Drive with a woman claiming to be Petunia's sister, Tulip Jones. She leaves him with a strange boy called Alex Rider. Who is Alex and what is he hiding?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Shattered Impressions by Scorpia710 reviews
At the back of his mind Alex knew MI6 had betrayed him, sadly it took the words of a supposed dead man to convince him. And will he have the bravery to seek the truth, when it means going against K Unit, and everything he's ever learned?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7343 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 3,845 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Faint Hearted by Scorpia710 reviews
Wolf clenched his fists as a familiar face appeared on the screen. "Cub," Fox whispered as he and the other three men stared at the next target and youngest member of K Unit. Mix in everyone's favorite assassin and what do you get?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,983 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
A New Beginning or Not by Izzy-I.R.T reviews
The sight that greeted him when he was able to see the full view of the assembly almost made his jaw drop. Blunt and Jones were at his school. K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Last Spy Standing by Ali Ranger51 reviews
When Jack is killed by Scorpia, MI6 make good with their threat to reveal Alex to the world and Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons to train and for protection. While the entire world is shaken from the revelation of the teenage super spy, Alex must deal with not only the new batch of SAS recruits, but assassination attempts and the ever interfering K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
From Brookland to Brecon Revised by agentcherub reviews
Brookland school goes to Brecon Beacons. Alex rejoins K-unit. previous training revealed-what will his classmates think of the "druggy" now? Please review. First Storyfic.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/4/2009
Three Years by aussie-chick-13 reviews
Three years after that fateful visit to the bank Alex Rider, aka Cub, is healthy as he can be, happy and currently residing with K-Unit at Brecon Beacons. What happens when one day he gets news that will turn his life upside down? Rated T for language
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 6,465 - Follows: 5,508 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16326 - Favs: 10,758 - Follows: 9,372 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Times Are A'Changin' by Micaiah Absalomsen reviews
Whoever said life was fair, was clearly not talking about Alex's. After his school is attacked, he ends up spending some quality time at his favourite SAS camp. Unfortunately, life gets in the way once again, and now everyone around him is in danger. DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Final Riddles by Recipe reviews
When you cast an Unforgivable, you have to mean it. Feel it, breathe it... and Ginevra, I'm still alive. GWTR - A time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,084 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 4,669 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Teach a Spy's Class by TribalForEagle reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,001 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 4,962 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3205 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,570 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Revenge is Sweet Original by Missing Missy reviews
It's junior year and the Gallagher girls are going to Blackthorne on another exchange. But what happens when there is a war going on between the girls and boys. Here's a hint, tons and tons of pranks. But what happens when a prank goes to far. R&R!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7337 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Warning: May Contain Traces of Nuts by Boogum reviews
A collection of Harry Potter drabbles and one-shots. Genres will vary, as will the characters used. May contain traces of nuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Wolf's Cub by known.to.be.anonymous reviews
Jack is dead, Alex lives with K-unit, and he has... a boyfriend? Wolf is not happy. SLASH. Rated M to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
16 Going on 25 by juicyfruits reviews
Hermione wakes up to find that she has no memory of the past nine years- and she's twenty five and somehow married to Draco Malfoy himself. Humorous romance fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Of Brothels and Ice Cream by Boogum reviews
Ron called it the brothel. Dean Thomas called it a good time. Molly and Arthur Weasley preferred not to think about it at all. Such was the response to Ginny Weasley's latest attempt at playing entrepreneur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Love Me, Love Me Not by Boogum reviews
"Damn it, Theo, I can't go and see her now. Do you have any idea how humiliating it would be for me to say to Ginny Weasley that I need her to remove the love spell she placed on me because it's making me fantasise about shagging her twenty-four seven?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Faraway Place by Boogum reviews
The mission was simple: go to Timbuktu and retrieve the dark object before it fell into the wrong hands. Unfortunately, Ginny's partner just happened to be Draco Malfoy, and he made life anything but simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Of Cliches and Truffles by Boogum reviews
In which Draco Malfoy makes a terrible mistake, Ginny Weasley tries to help him, truffles are consumed, and Valentine's Day is properly celebrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
TBD by Leonessa Ivanovna reviews
To wander lost is not a pleasant thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
The Kiss Thief by Boogum reviews
"Have you ever kissed a boy, Astoria?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5550 - Favs: 14,121 - Follows: 15,570 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 4,961 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 10,706 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cold by aussie-chick-13 reviews
After a particularly stressful training session, A sixteen year old Cub is left freezing and in soaked clothes in the team's hut. The men don't notice he's in trouble. When they do, will it be too late? Chapters 2 and 3 have been removed to be rewritten. Oneshot until further notice.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Like Grapefruits by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Life goes on by rrabbit reviews
Cassius, Gavin, Lavinia, and Evelyn carry on with their lives as Draco and Ginny's children. It's tough starting your own family outside of the one you already have... This takes place right where When the truth doesn't matter left off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 619,038 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Rekindled Flame by ZizzyBelle reviews
A new school is always hard. Moving house is harder. So how will Alex cope with moving, not only house and school, but country too? And how will he cope when an old face reappears? ROMANCE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,395 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
It All Started With A Visit To Gringotts by jadedragon36 reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends. Powerful Harry. Mild Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 428,262 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 5,744 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kismet by Boogum reviews
When a seer predicts that Draco Malfoy is Ginny's destiny, she immediately sets out to prove the prophecy wrong. Unfortunately, Fate doesn't listen to the ravings of irate redheads, and it doesn't help that her own thoughts are turning to the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Blooming by Recipe reviews
There's always a wish left unaccounted for, a wish that'll exploit you before you realize it. Once upon a time, even Lucifer fell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
In Time All Things Can Change by aussie-chick-13 reviews
Tonight was not a good night for the Scorpia assassin known as Xander. He was told there would be one sleeping target, not three very awake SAS soldiers. The actual second chapter is up now
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Survival Technique by amitai reviews
Alex has developed techniques for getting through this. He is going to survive this if it kills him. Written for the first set of drabble prompts at alexrider100 on livejournal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The World in Snippets by Boogum reviews
My response to The DG Forum's 100 Days, 100 Drabbles challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 40,677 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Teach Me by ikot-ikot reviews
Just because Alex gets to stay in school doesn't mean he gets to be normal. He's got a lot to learn, and so do they. K-Unit is gonna be here. Mostly Ben/Alex bonding. And of course the rest of them. Rated for some themes and language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
The Class Reunion by Emma zooka reviews
Twelve years after Alex first meets MI6. He's currently a full time agent. This story talks about what happens when the classmates of Brookland have a reunion at their old school. Of course, something goes completely wrong at the very end.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Deaths Door 1 by Foreverwolf reviews
Life has changed drastically for Alex. Can he keep up, or will he be lost to events beyond his control? Can K Unit be the ones to help him find his way? Strong Torture warning.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,176 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf and Alex were forced to marry as part of a mission. What they didn't realise: it's legally binding! Can the two learn to get along, or will 'til death do us part' come just a bit too soon?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Descension by dracademented reviews
{Sequel to 'Unexpected'} They are the children of legends, of eternal Royalty, of the most feared and powerful beings alive. And now, as a new war has broken out, they must decide their own fates and loves, as well as the future of the people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,465 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 9,638 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trust by Meandering Fox reviews
Harry goes to sleep at 31, but wakes up on his 10th birthday in the cupboard under the stairs. Voldemort is still alive, as are many others. Can Harry end the second war before it starts? DH compliant, mostly. Bill, Remus, Dumbledore, and many more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,462 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 3069 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Six Degrees by Batteries Sold Separately reviews
Co-authored by prone2dementia and Talionyzero. Amidst anthrax threats and cult dealings, two worlds collide. Our favorite characters - major and minor - discover that they are separated by much less than six degrees.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4004 - Favs: 10,589 - Follows: 9,819 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9409 - Favs: 24,081 - Follows: 9,578 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Fate's hand by Idika reviews
Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,571 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
My Tourniquet by They Call Me Alex reviews
I'm sorry guys. Really sorry. Being continued by Pendragon.P a s s i o n
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Gypsy Girl by Boogum reviews
My mother told me once that she hated to see birds kept in a cage. She said that birds were not made to be trapped behind bars; they were made to fly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Camp by MissMoony7575 reviews
Coop 150 schoolchildren up at one campsite. Make them find their way through the bush. Give them 7 days. Add in Scorpia and a few other criminals, along with someone who was meant to be dead. What do you get? A disaster, that’s what.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,701 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
From Spy To Soldier by WhenYourBestJustIsntGoodEnough reviews
Alex and Tom are entering Brecon Beacons to become the newest soldiers. But first they have to survive the training.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Find a task by Amirea reviews
Alex has one task: destroying Scorpia - while keeping the one he loves alive. Alex/OC UNDER REWRITING AND BETAING. Done till Ch. 2.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub
True Friends by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Tom discovers something about Alex's job. Will he still accept the spy as his friend afterwards?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
It Might Start Now by lookupatthesky reviews
Alex is in a completely white room. It's kind of intimidating, and the weirdest part is that a dead man is sitting across from him. "Hello, Yassen." The man smiles slightly and nods once. Alex sighs heavily, asking, "I'm dead, aren't I?" Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5397 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 4,149 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,906 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discoveries by Sarruby reviews
Wolf is Alex's guardian, and this fic sets him up to discover secrets. After Snakehead, but fits Crocodile tears too.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Englishman by El Reino reviews
You," Alex exclaimed. He felt like the floor was falling out underneath him. He had thought of this day, dreamt of it. But he had never expected hate to well up inside of him. It was his fault he was a slave to MI6. Stupid dead people. Some K-Unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
A month in Hell by PsychoBlonde reviews
At sixteen Alex was still an agent for MI6, tired he comes back from a missions to only be forced to go to the only place on earth he hated more than being an agent especially when his class would go too. Only two words, SAS camp. Slash involved :
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Club by imagineaworld reviews
Alex meets Wolf in a certain kind of club. Watch their relationship progress, until Wolf has to go back to the Middle East, leaving Alex all alone. Enter Yassen. Who will win Alex? Or will they share him? Adult content. Slash, bdsm, Wolf/Alex/Yassen?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Old Flame by El Reino reviews
Alex has an interaction with Ian while hallucinating. For the Firm's Prompt Challenge for January. Prompt: Flame. T for brief language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3931 - Favs: 6,827 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Vanity and First Kisses by Boogum reviews
There are some things that cannot be tolerated. Hermione Granger getting a first kiss before you is one of them. Suffering this humiliation, Ginny sets out to protect her pride and get that fabled first kiss. Unfortunately, not everything goes to plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Death is My Sanctuary by Mriya reviews
Alex has finally had enough, and his attitude and actions say it all. This is a very dark story. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Alex R./Cub
White by Recipe reviews
"Ginny poured out her soul to me... I grew stronger and stronger on a diet of her deepest fears, her darkest secrets." A diet on an eleven-year-old's fears cannot be healthy. It's got to have some side effects, right? TRGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W. - Complete
Deterrent by Capture reviews
Sequel of sorts to Brenson, or more correctly an extended epilogue. Reading Brenson first is recommended. Alex return's to school after his stint in prison, but a Social Studies Excursion brings him back. Trouble ahead...
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Jacob Have I Loved by DazzledbyJake reviews
This fan fiction is about Jessica—no, not Jessica Stanley—the Quileute girl mentioned on p. 118 of Twilight. I thought it might be interesting to explore a relationship between her and Jacob—what possibly could have happened.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Jacob, Quil Jr. - Complete
A Curious Happening by russet.echo reviews
The one called ‘Alex’ glanced at the adults in the room – first seeing John and Helen, then Yassen himself. Alex stepped back. “This is messed up,” he muttered, dragging his hands through his hair. “This is so, so messed up…”
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Temptation by xxfolkvir reviews
Some lines are not meant to be crossed. One step over the boundary could result in disasterous consequences. Alex will dance between the lines. But the question is, which way will he fall?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,928 - Follows: 8,810 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Married Life of Draco Malfoy by Boogum reviews
The bachelor is no more, but who said marriage had to be dull? A collection of one-shots that explore the married life of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Songfic Collection by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
A Songfic Collection for Alex Rider. Please read, review, and suggest songs! Current Count: 1
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2009
The Prude by babi-gurl-chels reviews
Ginny watched, dazed, as Blaise and Draco walked down the hallway to the Head Boys dorm she heard Draco say "And I heard that she was a prude…" D/G/B Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Trip Home Prequels by mskathy reviews
This will be a series/set of prequels to The Trip Home. Right now I believe they will only cover Edward and Jasper's time together, so I'll label this slash. These will be covering the story of how they fell in love, pre-Bella. Adult, lemons, slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Of Life and Death by Mriya reviews
Was going to discontinue, but I went through all the old reviews...I'll post another chapter soon.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 4,102 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Signs of Bravery by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex Rider has a reputation. Christine was more than happy to find out if it's true. But it's more than a chance for him to prove himself. She gets to prove herself too. ONE-SHOT. Alex/OFC.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Laugh by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
The Firm October Promptshot: Laugh. There are many kids at Brooklands... And all of them hate the 'Druggie.' But when a stalker discovers Alex actually has a sense of humor, life will never be the same... Rated K for... A stalker.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
A Stolen Moment by angelically-devilish reviews
Dramione - A chance meeting on the Astronomy Tower leads to a moment that neither Draco nor Hermione will ever forget. Gift for Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte - Thanks for breaking me out of my comfort zone, babe!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Jaded Little Brat by Crowlows19 reviews
Major AU. What would happen if the sarcastic, jaded, rebellious side of Alex was the dominate part? How would that change what happened at Brecon Beacons? One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Just Human by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex Rider is a legend at Brooklands, and everyone knows that legends aren't really real, right? After all, it's just Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
You Can Run but You Can't Hide by Anne Phoenix reviews
Following the events of Never Say Never, Alex tries his best to forget his terrible ordeal. But when he finds a letter written by his uncle, he can't help but investigate. Before long, Alex finds himself on the run with nowhere left to turn.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Matchmaking Agent by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
The Sequel to Silent Spy; Alex's father Ben Daniels has interest in a co-worker, and Alex decides to do a little matchmaking. Let's not forget that K-Unit needs a few dates with someone too. Funny Romance!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/26/2009
This Means War! by SkylarkRequiem reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Bloodlust by hyacinthian reviews
Maybe God has cursed them. BlairChuck futurefic. Themes of suicide/depression.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Scars by Nyxelestia reviews
Sequel to my one-shot ‘Scarred’, but can stand alone. People’s reactions to Alex’s new vice, and how he deals with them. Or rather, how he doesn’t. T for cutting/self-harm.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Command by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
August 09 The Firm promptshot. Commands just don't seem to apply to our favorite teenaged spy... Read and review please!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Childhood in Need by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Side Story to Everlasting Changes. 3 months went, and 9 more to go. Can Alex really handle K-Unit's "Tender loving Care"? Collections of One-shots throughout his time with K-Unit! Read EC before indulging in this story.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Big Kid Now by Crowlows19 reviews
Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Over the Edge by Emmy-loo reviews
Jack's death has left Alex standing on a precipice. But it's something else that pushes him over the edge. Sequel to "No Signs of Weakness" and prequel to "Reeducation."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Not Exactly by Maudey reviews
Alex always wanted a father. Jack always wanted a husband. Yassen doesn't quite equal the perfect solution, but he's close enough. Jack/Yassen multichapter future MI6 muddling.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,420 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Silent Spy by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
The Antidote has arrived. Did it work? Was this for the better or for the worse? K-Unit has become even closer to Alex. Can they protect him like they promised? Sequel to Everlasting Changes. There is only one way to find the answers to this puzzle...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,310 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Never Say Never by Anne Phoenix reviews
Alex should have been safe. After all, he was just taking part in a training exercise … right? Right, but in Alex's world, adventure and mystery are never far away.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
The Pattern by babi-gurl-chels reviews
One day he’d come back to find her empty, that she had become nothing but a hollow shell of who she once was, and he’d know that he was at fault. Somehow, she doubted he would care.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Demasked by Sacmis reviews
Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Echoes of Guilt by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf is feeling guilty. It takes an unusual visitation to snap him out of it. Rated T for language. One-Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Leaving by Jusmine reviews
“There’s no point in both of us leaving.” Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
All that we are by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
He fell in love with her the first time he saw her. Jack/Wolf. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Wolf, Jack S. - Complete
Don't Stop Believing by crossMyheartHope2Spy reviews
Alex is feeling a bit down after another one of his missions and is missing a child hood friend. One day, the enemy invade his school and kidnap Alex. K unit is called in to help find him and MI6 get help from a mysterious ally ... adventures follow...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
A Simple Question by Emmy-loo reviews
Ian has but one question for his captor. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenges.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,583 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarred by Nyxelestia reviews
Even spies have emotional voids where they aren't suppose to be. And even spies need vices to cope. Alex adds a few more scars to his collection - but this time, they're his. The scars and the blood are HIS. Based off personal experience. High T rating.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
Doctor's Appointment by darkbluechic07 reviews
This is a slash of Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett. When Edward walks in on Emmett and Carlisle... Sexy! Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Everlasting Changes by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
When would a teenage spy ever catch a break? Not when a new drug was invented to turn his life upside down and involving K-Unit once again. Will Alex Rider ever have a normal life? Or will it always involve changes for better, or for worse?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,058 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Last Spy Standing by Gold is power reviews
End of Ark Angle.Jack is killed.MI6 pulls Alex out of School and off to SAS Camp to train and live when not on a mission.K-Unit.And a group of school kids trun up on a trip The trouble is it Alex's old class mates.Alvineju of Baron has taken over story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008
KUnit meet the boys of Brookland school by Gold is power reviews
Alex and the boys inn his class go to the SAS for a week. K-Unit are at camp at the same time as the boys. What will happen to poor K-Unit along with the boys.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Be Mine by Jusmine reviews
When what you want is impossible, a little imagination works wonders. Ian/Ash
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Running on Empty by FairELF reviews
Alex Rider was alone in the world, at the full mercy of those called his guardians. MI6 owned him. My first AR fanfic...please RR!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
Deviation by xxfolkvir reviews
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. Alex's missions are always successful, but his methods are......quite different. A collection of one-shots. Count: 3
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
Two Hundred Years of Solitude by philadelphic reviews
AH, AU Original idea that led to alternate AU for "You Don't Know Me". Edward was never turned into a vampire, but lived to be 107- just in time to meet Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six Days Alex Rider Never Died by vballmania23 reviews
Six days Alex Rider never died - and one day he did. Seven drabbles all centering on the death of Alex. Because after all, spying isn't the only dangerous thing he does.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dangerous by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
On Edge by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
For the greater good. Words used by those who are not so great, and not so good. Fed up of words and manipulation, Alex uses a single, decisive action to show his protest.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Seeking Oblivion by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Sometimes life is too much. Sometimes all you want is oblivion, at least for a little while. Sometimes you just need to forget. And sometimes it isn't possible. Fox and Wolf mourn the loss of a life still lived. One-shot Not a suicide fic!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 3,743 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reaper by Jusmine reviews
Words can hurt, they can be cutting, but they can also comfort. Promptshot, written for The Firm's Prompt Challenge, April.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Cut and Run by vampassassin reviews
Alex Rider’s life is run by people who see him merely as a disposable tool. He’s been beat up, run down and sent all over the world for reason’s he doesn’t understand or care about. So, it’s no wonder he’s looking for a way to cut and run.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
When the truth doesn't matter by rrabbit reviews
Cassius, Gavin, and Lavinia are at Hogwarts and have to deal with finding out the truth about their parents relationship. Takes place after I'm yours and hate is such a strong word... enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 237,856 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Above and Beyond by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Sometimes everyone needs comfort. Sometimes everyone needs someone to rely on. Couldn't decide between Romance/Angst/Friendship... Slash warning! One-Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Ben D./Fox, Snake - Complete
Challenge by vampassassin reviews
Challenge. Definition: Fleeing MI6, joining Scorpia, ending up with a Russian with a drug problem as your only family, being hunted by every man and his dog and trying to successfully complete therapy, all at the same time. Alex knows what a challenge is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,175 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teaching, SAS Style by FunFlirtyFlute reviews
When MI6 learns that Scorpia has targeted Alex and his school they bring in the SAS. 5 units are designated to protect the school and students and to do that they will have to...teach! Alex tries to hide from K-Unit, but will they find out who he is?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
My Reality by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex has a nightmare, a nightmare that repeats whenever he closes his eyes. But is it more than just a dream? After all, reality is just what you make of it. One-Shot. Sort of Alex/Yassen
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Little Boy Lost by Crowlows19 reviews
Wolf is being haunted. It's really the only way to describe what's happening. One-Shot
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 7,315 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
As Heavy As Stone by lookupatthesky reviews
All Alex wanted was to do something for himself for once in his life. MI6 wouldn't even let him do that. The world was weighing down on him, as heavy as stone. Lots of K-Unit and Yassen... oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
The Laser Quest Thing by Crowlows19 reviews
Alex, K-Unit, and Jack go to Laser Quest. Alex beats Eagle at his own job. Set after Woes of Brookland. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Brenson High Security Juvenile Prison by Capture reviews
A bullying incident that spirals out of control, lands Alex Rider in prison. Smells like the MI6 have something to do with this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,203 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
The Mission by Kelsey Goode reviews
Sequel to "The Game." Zach and Cammie go on a life-changing mission. Can Zach protect Cammie? What's going to happen between Zach and Cammie? Who's that other guy, Derrik, and what is he up to? What are those chem geeks doing? What's up with the Blondies?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,436 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Cammie M., Zach G.
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Divorce Me Already by babi-gurl-chels reviews
All Ginevra Malfoy wants now is Out...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
No Signs of Weakness by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex finds himself captive on Christmas. It may turn out to be his worst Christmas ever. A prequel of sorts to Reeducation. Now a three-shot. Complete.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Independent by Dark-Corners reviews
Alex decides enough is enough. Jack up and leaves him just like everyone else and he needs to get himself a way to evade MI6's grasp. Alex gets himself a plan. On his own and faced with new challenges and old faces how will Alex recognize good from bad.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Words by vballmania23 reviews
Ok, so here's how it works. You give me a word, I write a very short oneshot about it. AU, for the most part. Complete, but if I think of more I guess I'll just throw them up.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in, and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent; something like vanilla and...boy. Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,223 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Welcome Heroes by Calistabelle reviews
Eight Years later and everything is seemingly perfect. But with the possible future Dark Lord still missing, the political climate heating up and the mysterious death of one of her friends Ginny's job is far from over. TR/GW Sequel to Welcome to My Truth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Welcome to My Truth by Calistabelle reviews
Voldemort has won. Everything, even hope, is lost. But when Ginny finds herself thrust back in time and comes face-to-face with sixteen year old Tom Riddle it seems the world is being given another chance. HBP compliant-ish. GW/TR. COMPLETE Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,872 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Alex's Alex by Sylvr reviews
I am Agent Alex. I am MI6's Alex. I am the Enemy's Alex. I am Jack's Alex, Tom's Alex, K-Unit's Alex, School's Alex...Half of what I've told you is a lie." A quick character study on Alex. Masks
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Why Me? Why Him? by babi-gurl-chels reviews
She slowly and inconspicuously opened the note under the desk. '10 o’clock. Transfiguration classroom. Don’t be late. DM' Ginny bit her lip sadly, thinking of Harry, but she already knew she'd be going. Read, Enjoy, and Reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Maîtresse by psyduckk reviews
Halloween just turned into the most interesting holiday of the year. PWP, BDSM, cross-dressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Exposed: A Portrait by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait. Snarky! Delicious! DG. Won multiple awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hate is such a strong word by rrabbit reviews
-Prequel to I'm yours. Follows the beginning of Draco and Ginny's marriage to where the first story starts... I'm kind of on a roll, so it's pretty long, dark, and full of adult things.. so beware.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 182,348 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Yassen Gregorovich Survival Guide by Dragon Rider of Alagaesia reviews
This is what we ALL want to know: How to survive Yassen. What to do and what not to do around our fav assassin.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
You Don't Mean Anything to Me by babi-gurl-chels reviews
“I want to get revenge, I want to see him squirm, I want to see him squashed like the ugly little bug he is!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Streetfight by Jusmine reviews
“Last chance, Rider,” he said quietly. “Do you do what I tell you to, or do my boys get to have some fun?” -Oneshot-
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Waiting In The Dark by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex/Wolf, explicit. PWP, but fun all the same.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5358 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning by vballmania23 reviews
Alex Rider was 18 when he did his last job for MI6. James Bond was 22 when he was recruited. What they didn't know - he's the same man. Explores how Rider became Bond. James Bond/Alex Rider crossover, AU. Title from a Smashing Pumpkins song.
Crossover - James Bond & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mesmerize by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets, and Ginny Weasley has been living a large one. And when two Slytherins save her from it, she might be in far deeper than she could have guessed....DGB. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,613 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Forever by ImiTation reviews
This is the dark building where they say a young boy hung himself from a flagpole storeys up, the traffic suspended beneath his feet forever. Warning: Dark, Contains Suicide. Don't like, don't read.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Innocent and Inexperienced by babi-gurl-chels reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's too inexperienced to date, after all, she's never even been kissed! So, to gain experience, Ginny kisses the first guy she sees, too bad it's Draco Malfoy! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Space Inbetween by Rosie5 reviews
After a near fatal attack, Alex is left reeling by a revelation he cannot accept. But as the truth emerges, Alex wishes that he'd never gone digging to find out about the time lost, the agony repressed, and the space inbetween ...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gratitude Duty by Nyxelestia reviews
When Eagle spontaneously combusts in SAS training because of Alex, Wolf, in a rare moment of showing gratitude, offers to clean up his remains. Crackfic, heavy gore, written as a birthday present for JK Mafia. You have been warned. Rated M for a reason
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood reviews
Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 170 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Worth It by vballmania23 reviews
MI6's teenage spy comes face-to-face with a dangerous assassin. AU. Sequel to Beware. Rating on the very safe side
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Courage by faithwood reviews
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. Flangst, Draco Malfoy's character study. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Topping Draco by faithwood reviews
Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood reviews
Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Retribution by vampassassin reviews
One-Shot. Scorpia doesn't forget, and it does not, under any circumstances, forgive. Trying to help a frightened teenage girl will cost Alex his life.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard by faithwood reviews
Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How to Skip Geography by Twerd reviews
Why is it Scorpia will never leave him alone? Alex is under attack again.! Scorpia have come to Brookland. How is he going to get out of this one? n.b set after Snakehead, rated K plus because of violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Blind by faithwood reviews
Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'm yours by rrabbit reviews
Ginny Weasley has been married to Draco Malfoy for two years. Not by choice of course. This story follows them through the life that they have together.. Dark, with a lot of adult things..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,911 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Statutory by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Translation of Isil's fic, 'Detournement de Majeur'. Alex is irresistible, and poor Wolf is damned. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,895 - Follows: 5,442 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
What a Malfoy Wants, a Malfoy Gets by sirius in chains reviews
DISCONTINUED / And Lucius Malfoy wants nothing in life more than his own son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Tasteful Revenge by Cadaverous Apples reviews
-"What in Merlin's name were you three doing!" "Promoting inter-house unity, Professor." "Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley, we can all see that. And how exactly did this lead to Mr. Malfoy's and Mr. Zabini's tongues being down your throat?" Oneshot. DGB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Follow the Dragon by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sub Zero by amitai reviews
Alex is partnered with another boy, a 16 year old who thinks his age makes him better than Alex. When the two of them are put in the field, however, how is he going to cope?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,362 - Follows: 938 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
My name's Cub by boothbonesforever reviews
Alex has to go to the SAS with his school. I can't do summaries or titles so please just read and sugest any good titles.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/27/2007
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Permanent Assignment by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Twelve kids. One spy father who's currently MIA. MI6 feels guilty, so they assign an SAS unit to the family as bodyguards. Guess who. How will this family survive each other? Eagle and Fox giving homework help? And can four men keep twelve kids safe?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007
Trick Wands Indeed by vballmania23 reviews
Oneshot. Fred and George are bored, so they decide to play a prank on Voldemort. First Fic! Revamped 3/22/08. Previously called The Amazing Downfall of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes. SEQUEL DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Honey by PrincessPotter16 reviews
Draco...Hermione...a jar of honey and a lollipop. Find out what happens when Draco enters a darkened room. Warning: BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Emperor's Harem by entwined foreveR reviews
The Emperor, His Royal Majesty, Draco Malfoy seeks beautiful women that he might add to his exotic harem. Who is a better addition than Ginevra Weasley? Will he abuse her? Will he forget her? Or will he marry her? Rated M for violence and mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,161 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 5,212 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10981 - Favs: 19,456 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sufferings of the Unrequited by Batsutousai reviews
The yearly Christmas Ball has arrived. –Voldemort/Harry, one-sided Lucius/Voldemort, AU, DRABBLE–
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5704 - Favs: 10,095 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The April Fools To Cap Them All by Batsutousai reviews
The Twins wreck havoc. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2006 - George W. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,926 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Warfare by Chica Inglesa reviews
Ginny is kidnapped by the Dark, and Harry, Ron, and Hermione must race against time before Lord Voldemort gets what he wants.Rated M. EPILOGUE ADDED. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,471 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Abandon and Reclaim Outtakes by Batsutousai reviews
Ever wonder what happens with all the other characters in Abandon that aren't Harry or Tom? Did Gin ever kiss Ted in the Great Hall? What did Minerva think about the relationship between Harry and Tom? Here are those tales, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Ginny W., Minerva M.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 7,089 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Your Problems Have Only Begun by S'TarKan reviews
Voldemort is gone, but he was the least of their problems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Message in a Bottle by justcrazyobsessed reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is being abused by her stepfather and is miserable. She writes a letter and sends it off into the sea, thinking no one will ever find it. Oh how wrong she was. R for later chapters. Warning: Contains rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 3626 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Unexpected by dracademented reviews
{COMPLETE} After Ginny does Ron a 'favor', it all goes wrong. Or does it? Strange things are beginning at Hogwarts, and by the time it's all finished, no one will be the same. Draco x Ginny x Blaise; Draco x Ginny; Draco x Blaise; Blaise x Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 361,102 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Except Her by Erythros reviews
He never expected that there would be a time when he would envy the poorest wizard of all time. He had everything, everything he wanted... except her. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Our Winter by Jade Okelani reviews
Hogwarts has a secret - deep within its walls, an ancient society of power dwells. Ginny Weasley desires the privilege it ensures. Draco Malfoy holds her future in his hands - if she adheres to certain terms for one month's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,003 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/3/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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The Broken Boys reviews
After the war, Draco tries to find himself. Finally, he does. In someone else. DMHP o/s
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder reviews
Harry had always wondered what made someone go 'bad' and why some people do the things they do... Abused, Mad Harry awaits you...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nightly Strolls and a Whip reviews
Ginny and Draco run into each other on a nightly strolls. And there may or may not be a whip involved. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Three's a Charm reviews
What can Draco say? Third time's a charm. SLASH. FredW/DM/GeoegeW. O/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
How Much I Hate You reviews
Sometimes, when you hate someone very much, you want to find a way to describe how strong your feelings are. But as Draco and Ginny found out, it's not easy at all to measure hate. Fluffy drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
If It Kills Me reviews
Alex and Sabina meet on a ski resort while Alex is on a mission. O/s. Mentions of torture.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete