In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Hm, that just might be a good idea...)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (That's right, encourage the kids to shoplift... that is so right)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (What? No instructions?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (At least it was just a suggestion, I say one way trip to the dentist would be better).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Dude, what the hell?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Noooo, it would be cold.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Why the... never mind)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (I bet those kids could drive so well before they started taking the medicine)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Really? I didn't know.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So... where is it not allowed?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (What other use? Come on tell me!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Yeah, I bet those 'nuts' in 'peanuts' were totally coincidental)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Why would anyone need this?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (You just ruined my dream to fly!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why wouldn't I? I'd love to see my hands fly around in the most disturbing way possible.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD