Zinde Davouk
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Joined 10-31-06, id: 1157124, Profile Updated: 07-22-10
Author has written 6 stories for Secret Window, House, M.D., Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Hellsing, and Phineas and Ferb.

The reason I have so many of these 'copy this into your profile' thingies is because I think it describes me better than I ever could, given my social awkwardness and overall inability to comunicate with other human beings I'm not familiar with.

In a totally unrelated topic, I LOVE YAOI!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your a"s off.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Zinde Davouk

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Vampireyaoi, Queen-Skizophrenya, Zinde Davouk

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a Vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
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I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak.
I'm GERMAN,so I MUST be a drunk
I AM BLACK SO I MUST BE A CRIMINAL
I am EMO so I MUST slit my writs
I love the BEATLES so I MUST be a hippie

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

We all loved the Joker in Dark Knight, and Rachel was the girl of Bruce's wet dreams, but seriously, a Joker/Rachel pairing? He's a radical anarchist, she's an uptight assistant to the DA. It would never happen, repost if you agree.

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 291,625 - Reviews: 3029 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 4/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Madness is Like Gravity by AnonyMiss J reviews
...All it takes is a little push. A Joker/Batman fic, based on 'The Dark Knight' film. I am trying to do this as realistically as possible because, given the right circumstances, it COULD happen, so I hope you will all stay with me.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dr Frank N Furter Meets Captain Jack Sparrow by MoonMissives reviews
I'M UPDATING IT: re-writing the entire thing for believability and better writing all around. If you remember "the saga" from years ago, DO give it another try-I'm taking it new places! If this is your first time, lend me your ears and your love! 9/14 Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean meets up with Frank, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. M/M SLASH/adventure/dramedy.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Frank N. Furter, Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Common Courtesy by BookkeeperThe reviews
Cecil sneezes. Carlos fails to respond appropriately. Though, in his defense, it's not everyday you catch a glimpse beyond your boyfriend's human form. [Welcome to Night Vale, Cecil/Carlos]
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Complete
Scraps by Vulcanchicks reviews
Forty years after Wheatley is banished to the lonely abyss of space, he makes an unexpected return, finding himself at the mercy of an elderly farmer who mistakes him for salvageable scrap metal. But when the beaten-up old bot is taken into the farmer's home, he finds himself faced with the desire to seek out an old acquaintance to make things right. Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Remembrance by LulaMadison reviews
Tony Stark invents a weapon designed to incapacitate Loki, but it doesn't work how they expected it too. Loki loses all his memories, he can't speak and he can't even feed himself. The Avengers have to look after him. Warning: Character Death.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Variations On A Theme by nyssa123 reviews
A series of Charles/Erik drabbles based on a set of themes. Theme #20: Alone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Death Eaters at the Malfoy Estate: The Collection by Grindylowe reviews
Explore Severus Snape's overworked, drug-riddled world of sexual confusion during his time as a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane, Harvey D.
You'll Live by Miz. Jynx reviews
Bruce get's phone calls from a madman. He won't except Rachels death, he has to be convinced. Stuck in the past, does he even know where he is? Every time he hangs up, he sees red... Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Crash, Bang, Wallop! by Mabel Marsters reviews
The demon. The hunter. They might come from different worlds, but they have a lot more in common than they think. Take a lonely highway, two travelers of the night, a bottle of whiskey and a run down motel and you get Crash, Bang, Wallop! AWARD WINNER!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Spike, Dean W. - Complete
Anything by Saint Sentiment reviews
A woman endures unspeakable torment at the hands of the Joker in order to save the life of her two year old child. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
I'm Not Laughing by Miz. Jynx reviews
Batman got angry. Bullet proof glass isn't Batman proof. And the Joker's at the end of his rope. Sometimes people forget, he's only human. And humans die.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Drawing of the Masks by Madman007 reviews
Bruce Wayne decides to take a tour of Arkham Asylum and meet the Joker as Bruce Wayne. First chapter in a trilogy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Nothing Like Sportscandy by Misaru reviews
Robbie has a surprise visitor, that gives him an idea for another evil plan. Can he go through with it? What is this new feeling? Will it work to his advantage, or be just another ruined scheme to rid Lazytown of Sportacus forever?SportaRobbie
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Robbie doesn't like Heroes by PrinceSal reviews
Well obvious title isn't it? This is a short story about Robbie's dislike for Heroes. Especially one named Sportacus. Warning: Sportarobbie Spobbie. Don't like it? I did warn you.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Un dia en la vida de by Polillofobica reviews
ADIVINEN QUIEN VOLVIO!... Los personajes de HP se enfrentan a su peor pesadilla... dos muggles se infiltran en Hogwarts. Un documental lleno de profesores estrafalarios, personajes absurdos y musicales de bajo presupuesto. Disfruten y dejen RR! O SI NO.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Severus S.
Growing Old with you by EmiMusicalnerd reviews
Avenue Q. RN flufftragedy one shot. Set 6 years AFTER the show finishes. It's Rod's 31st birthday, and Nicky forgets..REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
I'd Like You Anyway by BrienneofThrace reviews
A random, slightly insane little ficlet involving House, Chase, Avenue Q and utter humiliation.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had by Roga reviews
Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/21/2007 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
30 Ways To Tell The POTC Writers Are On Crack by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
Or marijuana, LSD, ecstasy, methampthetamine... you name it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007
El precio de un Deseo by Samara-Snape reviews
Severus Snape y un actor conocido ya lo saben es Alan cambian de lugares por medio de...¿un cometa?¿como será la reaccion de estos personajes estando uno en el lugar del otro?.Nuevo cap El Gran Rescate.Sin perdon de dios regresoXD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,712 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Severus S., Severus S.
The Promise by Gillian Middleton reviews
Kidnapped and imprisoned, Sam & Dean only have each other and their inner resources to get them through. *warning - wincest*
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,842 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wash away my sins by cute-psycho reviews
A oneshot AlucardAnderson, because I think the world needs more of those. Plus I suck at summaries. PWP Lemon, NonCon at beggining nothing gruesome madwriter, also on adultfanfiction
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Taking the Fall by Razoth RedFire reviews
An everyday plan to rid Lazytown of Sportacus takes a dangerous turn for the worse. The blue hero decides to take upon himself the responsibility of caring for the injured villain. SportaRobbie.
Lazytown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,594 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
And Never Tarnish by Double Dog reviews
Wilson buys House a birthday present and regrets every moment of it. Maybe a little slashy but nothing explicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Dream Jimmy by DIY Sheep reviews
By day House can never be loved, but by night deep down, don't we all want to be. House and Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
“Pectus Pectoris Infractus” by SKC83 reviews
Charlie Bucket receives a visit from the last person on earth that he wanted to see on his wedding day . . . Willy Wonka. Warnings MM, minor, dark themes.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Memories Of Me by Gillian Middleton reviews
While investigating a routine curse in a small California town Dean loses his memory. With only his brother to lean on feelings begin to develop that aren't exactly brotherly. How's Sam going to cope with that?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 84 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Broken by Neena Varscona reviews
In the battle between House and Vogler, some things were bound to get broken. Hurtcomfort, slash. Rated T for first chapters, M for last chapter.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
True Friendship by Nightshade's sydneylover150 reviews
House sends Wilson a forward
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Severus Snape's Search for a Sweetheart by sallene reviews
What happens when Dumbledore has Snape put a dating ad in Witch Weekly? What gossip will follow after he streaks the halls of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,312 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Severus S.
Messages by prin69 reviews
A day in the life of Abby's home answering machine.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Abby S. - Complete
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Curious Is as Curious Does by Nevoreiel reviews
Willy Wonka had only wanted to see if the boy tasted as sweet as he looked. WonkaxCHarlie slash. Warnings: chan Charlie's 12, pseudofood!smut, somnophilia.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2005
To Love hate by Lilium-Flower reviews
Anderson is Alucard's mortal enemy nut when he begins to feel lust towards him...what will happen
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2005
Then What Are You? by Degan reviews
Anderson POV. Trouble sleeping after an incounter with a certain vampire. One Shot R&R
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Complete
Dads Get Growing Pains Too by Red Witch reviews
Logan learns the hard way that having daughters even if one's a clone and the other is 'adopted' is not as easy as he thought! Especially when he has to take them shopping for 'personal items'.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Cut From The Same Cloth by Herrmitts reviews
Holy Order Iscariot: Section XIII tells it like it is... In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Now pass the ammunition.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Severus Snape A Project for a year by Velveteenbunny reviews
This is a story from a girls point of view, she wishes to find the man of her dreams in one year, however she wants a challenge and who dear readers is more challenging than sevi snape, she will make him hers by the end of the year, her seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Severus S.
Servant's Night Off by Sensoo reviews
Walter is kicked out of the mansion for an evening for a well-deserved break; like it or not. He finds an interesting drinking companion in a certain Iscariot. Strange, but I found it somewhat humorous... [Complete]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
La última página by anubis2004 reviews
Del amor al odio hay un solo paso y Snape está dispuesto a darlo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Por que tu no eres mi padre? by Rosemond Crane reviews
Capitulo 8. Dumbledore se encuentra desesperado en la noche de la caida de Voldemort. No tiene con quien dejar al hijo de los Potter. A menos que... Por que no? Severus Snape al cuidado de El Niño Que Vivio?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,968 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Trust by Eitak Renmus reviews
Harry learns of Severus Snape's past and why Dumbledore trusts his loyalty so completely. But will Harry like what he hears?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Alexander Anderson and the Very Bad Day by Evil Asian Genius reviews
Because there aren't enough Alexander Anderson fics. And none with a naked Enrico Maxwell.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
One Eleven by Kestrel1 reviews
An urban legend as told by Logan...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2001
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Okay, now what? reviews
After Doofenshmirtz's latest 'Inator' malfunctions, Perry is turned into a human. During the two weeks that will take to fix the machine they must learn to live with each other, and maybe discover they might be more than nemesis. Possible PxD
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
Deep In Thought
A series of drabbles with no particular order. Main character varies with each chapter as well as genre, which goes from tragedy to crack humor. As you can see, I SUCK at summaries. Warnings: yaoi, yuri, gore, swearing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Published: 7/22/2010
Pensamientos reviews
HouseWilson XslashX .Wilson se cuestiona sobre sus sentimientos hacia House ..punto de vista de wilson.. Traduccion de mi otro fic, Thoughts
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Thoughts reviews
series of drabbles.Wilson questions himself about his changing feelings towards House [need a better title] XslashX
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Eso Es Lo Que Todos Dicen reviews
Ayuda! Quieren meter a Willy Wonka a la carcel por un crimen que el no cometió! Ahora él y Charlie tienen tres dias para probar su inocencia
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - Spanish - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007
When A Sranger Knocks The Door reviews
umm...mort is sleeping ...i know, can you believe it?... when a strange character knocks the door...just a random story before i go to sleep
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete