Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling, so I obviously don’t own anything she brilliantly came up with. I do, however, like to imagine what the rest of her world is like.

Anyway, I am from the US.

I happen to love author pages with lots of stuff on them as well as their favorite stories on them:

So here it goes. . .

If you don't want to read it, then just scroll down.

QUOTES

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

OK. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel... maybe a couple of rocket launchers. But this pickle jar WILL come open!

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

The "world is going crazy" thing above is not meant to offend anyone. It is a joke.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Hermione: "Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"

Harry:(To Sirius)"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

Ron:"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

Ron: "Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"

Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're tiny..."

Ron:Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they mighthave noticed we broke into Gringotts."

Ron:"Bless him (Kreacher), and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!"

Harry: "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

Harry:"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

Harry:"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

Harry: "I like a quiet life, you know me."

Fred and George:"Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Fred and George: "Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face. "Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."

Fred and George: "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."

Hermione and the twins: "Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

Fred and George: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"

Hermine and the twins: "So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she (Hermione) was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

Oliver Wood:"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."

Arthur Weasley:"But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're exchanging Muggle money. Molly, look!"

Molly weasley:"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him (Ron) Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."

Ginny:"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."

Phineas Nigellus:"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."

Lupin: "Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."

Fleur:"What do I care how 'e looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk! All these scars show is zat my husband is brave!"

Mad-eye: "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!"

Molly wealsey: "I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."

Mrs. Figg:"Of course I know Dumbledore, who DOESN'T know Dumbledore?"

Peeves: "Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You're killing off students, you think it's good fun

Molly weasley: "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Neville: "I'll join you when hell freezes over."

Neville: “Thing was they bit off a bit more than they could chew with Gran. Little old witch living alone, they probably thought they didn’t need to send anyone particularly powerful. Anyway,” Neville laughed, “Dawlish is still in St. Mungo’s and Gran’s on the run.”

Percy:"Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?"

Neville: "Blimey, Harry, you nearly gave me heart failure!"

Sirius:"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling alseep."

Dumbledore:"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."

Dumbledore: "Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground."

Dumbledore:"You're lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs."

Dumbledore: "For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."

Dumbledore:"I'm sorry Harry; I should have said, he (Voldemort) would not want to immediately kill the person who reached the island."