¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση’т мαкє уσυ REAL,

¢αℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση’т мαкє уσυ SMART,

¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRONG,

¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση’т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,

¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση’т мαкє уσυ NICE,

¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση’т мαкє уσυ COOL

, ¢αℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση’т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,

¢αℓℓιηg мє GAY ωση’т мαкє уσυ STRAIGHT,

¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση’т мαкє уσυ SKINNY,

ѕσ ωну вσтнєя ………؟ єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, RUN!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn.We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask people if they've seen you recently.

BEST FRIENDS: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you.

The Stereotype: 6% Nerd,0% Girly Girl, 20% Tomboy, 44% Loner, 40% Pure Evil packed in Cuteness I'M 110% BABY!