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Joined 05-14-09, id: 1934702, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, and Naruto.

hi ya my name is lily and i am from Arkansas my favorite mangas/animes are +anima, naruto, and death note my favorite charecters from these are cooro, husky, konan, suigetsu, L and mello. as you have probaly noticed i am terrible about remembering to use upper case letters for some things so you will probaly find that i forget that alot also i am a terrible speller lucky for me someone invented spell check but I am going to try my hardest to make my stories the best they can be. I also like dogs, maximum ride, (aka best books ever)and some day i want to play the drums in a band or act on broadway

NOTE: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO DEATH NOTE OR +ANIMA

well thats all about me enjoy

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If you think the +Anima manga series should be made into an anime copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend gives you your lunch when you don't have one, a best friend is the reason why you don't have one.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on!!

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

this is so very sad i cry everytime i read it

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? And Whos Body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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Team Kakashi B rank Mission: Backup Escort by WoWAmazing58 reviews
An innocent backup mission with Team Kakashi complicates when Hebi kidnaps Sakura and her brattish kid escort Katin to bait Itachi. Surprisingly, Sakura's charm befriends the team. As she eventually begins to feel at home with Hebi... they realize they are only pawns in a greater scheme. [Sasusaku, minor NaruHina, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,801 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Say When by Surmise reviews
It's war.Everyone has aligned themselves with either Konoha or Uchiha Madara. Those caught by the enemy are forced into mental enslavement. Tsunade sends Sakura to find a cure but on the way she ends up finding something else su/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,427 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Arrested! by Bellerophone reviews
How would two random characters from Detective Conan act if they were stuck in the same jail cell together? Series of one-shots. Newest: Kazuha and Shinichi!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,924 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kazuha T., Shinichi K./Conan E.
Rhapsody by extroverses reviews
AU/Pre-Massacre. As a gesture of peace bewteen Iwagakure and Konohagakure a suspected serial killer was turned over to the Leaf's Torture and Interrogation Department. Such was the beginning of the ripper murders.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
When Pandora's Box Is Opened by mangaluva reviews
After two long years as Conan, the time has finally come for the ancient battle to come to an end, and fate will determine whether the Silver Bullet will survive the shot, unless Shinichi can put his faith in the enemy that was destined to be his ally...
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 299,231 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
Don't Ever Allow Life to Haunt You by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
V Lawliet is not your average girl. She eats ice cream constantly, has issues regarding her pride, and one more thing. She's the sister of the famous L. How's that for being overshadowed? Rated T for obvious reasons. Matt/OC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,344 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Matt, OC - Complete
Anima Safety Guide by max'sgirl13 reviews
This story was written by Max AND Asuka Neko. This is a guide on how to deal with the anima characters in some weird situations. Believe me, they get weird. And they involve a lot of duct tape.
+Anima - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Blind Date Death Note Edition by Mari Kazara reviews
An all New Season Of Blind Date :Death Note Edition starts on CHAPTER 34. New dating game added. Watari sets up a dating site at Wammy house and now you can date you fav Death Note character. Rules and example date inside.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 58,443 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Daddy! by Nerjin reviews
During an easy mission a young girl decides that Naruto would make a great "Daddy" for her. Chapter 18 up. Chapter 1 revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,681 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
If You're Not Dead by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
They say the best answers are the ones you find yourself. My own philosophy, the answer I found, is: 'If you're not dead, you have nothing to complain about.'. It's really too bad that the best answers aren't always the right ones. DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,533 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Return to the Spirit World by RoseDragonWitch reviews
It's been 5 years since Chihiro left Haku and the Spirit World-and now she longs to see them again...if only for a minute. See what will happen to her in her quest to see the one person she wants to see above all others-in a paradox of life and love.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
I Don't Care by The Elephant Queen reviews
Ruby falls in love with her first friend Gaara, then meets Kiba and falls in love with him... wait...SHE LIKES BOTH GUYS! GaaraxOC KibaXOC Please Read and Review! Goes along with the manga
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,407 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Gaara, Kiba I.
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shades of Grey by RavenSara84 reviews
SuigetsuxOC. Sasuke has almost got his cell ready; he just needs one more to complete it; and that someone is an old friend. The only question is, how will his team take to this person? And do they have a unique ability?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
You Rock My World by xxPanda-chan reviews
A fifteen year old retired ANBU captain is kidnapped. This is the story of Hatake Kaori and her adventures with the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Akatsuki
Two Worlds Collide by HarlequinPanda reviews
All about how Hinata finds hope in a hyperactive blonde ninja. A NaruHina story based on that song Two Worlds Collide by Demi Lovato. : First story so be gentle in your flaming my dear little Charizards. XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Taffy by GoesKaboom reviews
Due to a cooking experiment of Tobi's gone awry, the Akatsuki finds itself in a rather sticky situation. Crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Akatsuchi - Complete
Akatsuki 4th of July by Canis Lupus6 reviews
Oneshot. Hidan and Dei go out to get fireworks to celebrate a country's freedom even though they don't live there. Happy 4th of July to them Americans! OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Death Note Disaster by Donatellolover reviews
While watching her favorite TV show, Death Note, sixteen year old Whitney gets transported to the Death Note world. Now she has to figure out how to get home....alive!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Light Y., L
12 Days of Xmas: Akatsuki style! by Reimei-Jennoir reviews
on the 1st day of christmas my stories were reviewed! pls review again or i will hunt you in your dreams! PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Family Truths by I am Gaara reviews
Gaara is forced into telling Temari how he really feels about his family. Its my first story. Sorry first Chap. is kinda short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Gaara, Temari
Hey Kira by Tori-SG-Custom reviews
L goes kinda crazy and questions Light about being Kira and gives random %s.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Closure and Reopenings by Hermione-Potter-McTaggart reviews
Takes place after Shattered Mirror Pairings-a-j s-c
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,811 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004
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funny tv reviews
me and my freinds broke into naruto studios and we were shocked to find these crazy ideas for naruto episodes we need your help to stop them from being published
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009
Thigs Tobi is never alowed to do reviews
this is a list of the things tobi is not alowed to do
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Akatsuki, Obito U. - Complete
Mello vs Near reviews
This is the story of what acually happened when Mello left Wammys House
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete