Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. hey people my names Alex im 16 and a chick. I have blonde hair (its more gold tho its kinda weird) and hazel eyes which change color according to my mood (i like that) I love the the books twilight (except the 4th) and many other books includeing harry potter (ginny and hermione 4 ever!!) and the house of night books (stevie rae and aphrodite should so get together already). I love the movies D.E.B.S (i think there should be more stories) john tucker must die, all resident evils and other BA movies... ooo especially kill bill. Im a high school varsity wrestler and made it to regionals where i took an 8th (i've only been wrestling for a couple months so what i've achieved so far is totally BA) andnot just ugly chicks wrestle idk where that stereotype comes from. im also a barrel racer and love videogames. im also a naturally funny person :D... although i have a tendency not to be able to take thangs seriously which drives some people insane. I'm just a extremely laid back chick. so thats all the info im giving out due to "security reasons" and i love all yall (stupid texas accent lol) and ur storys! keep writing! I believe in love... sometimes but I mainly belive you cant choose who you fall in love with it just happens... Any questions send me a message, oh and 1 more thing I ABSOLUTELY LOVE reviews for my storys :D WOO GO NONCANNON PAIRINGS! i love pairings that arn't how they are really supposed to be theyre great... especialy the lesbo 1's :) 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" |
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