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 Author has written 7 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. DISCLAIMER OVER ALL MY STORIES: I do NOT own the Joker, Bane or anything that is obvious (or, not so obvious) property of DC Comics or property from movie productions. I do not own any song lyrics nor references to bands or songs that show up in my stories. I do not own anything affiliated with the models for my Original Characters. Any likeness to these elements that do show up are purely coincidental and unintentional. I DO own my Original Characters, my custom settings and my plot lines. Also, PLEASE understand my stories are intended for VERY MATURE readers only. If the content "offends you" in any way, or if you just don't like the story, then please just click off my story and have yourself a lovely day. Let's be adults here. *NOTICE: |
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The First Responder by The Queen of Mean reviews
They say that money is the root of all evil... Or perhaps, the lack of it could be considered the basis of all evil. Either way, this Gotham City paramedic finds herself in way over her head when the Joker makes her an offer he would not let her refuse. Rated M for adult situations, violence, and language. **Warning: much darker than the Jayde series**
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,120 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Joker
Nightmare by The Queen of Mean reviews
There are some things in life no one can ever plan for...Not even the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,420 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Joker
Falling From Sanity by FireheadHuntress reviews
Anna Wayne only wanted two things from her life: To be with Jack Napier until the day she died and to protect Gotham City. But when the criminals of Gotham change her into one of their own, will Jack bring her back from the depths of insanity or will he decide to join her? OC/JOKER
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
I Now Pronounce You by The Queen of Mean reviews
Joker and Jayde are back in this three-part one-shot! Rated M for strong language, a bit of violence and Mature content with an under-rating of F...for Fluff and Funny stuFF. Please read the JnJ trilogy in it's entirety before reading this!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Joker
A Matter of Time by The Queen of Mean reviews
"She knew it would be a long time and that he might never feel the same way, but if there was one thing she knew, it was that she would always be there for him, as a friend, a lover, his support system and a source of unconditional comfort." JnJ part 3.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,574 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Joker - Complete
How The Joker Stole Christmas by The Queen of Mean reviews
The Joker Hated Christmas, The Whole Christmas Season...Now, Please Don't Ask Why, No One Quite Knows The Reason...Parody of Dr. Seuss' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' JnJ holiday oneshot, rated M for language. RnR please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,020 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Joker - Complete
Luscious Sin by The Queen of Mean reviews
I pledge allegiance to the destruction of the United City of Gotham, and to the chaos for which it stands, one inferno under Joker, decomposable, with imprisonment and hand grenades for all. In Joker We Trust. Sequel to Sweetest Vice. Rated M for a reason
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 262,110 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Sweetest Vice by The Queen of Mean reviews
Running from a past that haunts you relentlessly can be exhausting. But what happens when you're so focused on watching behind you that you fail to see what is directly ahead? Joker/OC rated M for sex, language, blood and lust.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,017 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Joker - Complete
Corporal 'Upchuck' by Captain Hilts reviews
Set just before Captain Miller's squad ventures off to find Private Ryan, Corporal Upham joins them on thier way, and the squad is less than enthused... Jackson's POV. Oneshot. Rated for Language. Please R&R!
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Sleepwalking Past Hope by Jenna Von Cannon reviews
New neighbors lead to secret obsessions and danger. Joker/OC *M for drug use, language, possible sexual situations, violence. By the way, I suck horribly at summaries.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,042 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Faces of Evil by Jenna Von Cannon reviews
The Joker has his eye on someone he believes will help him out in any situation. *I suck at summaries.* Dark Knight Spoilers. Joker/OC and others. *Drug use, violence, language, sexual situations. Enjoy D
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,673 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Animal House by Checkerboards reviews
Pets are wonderful. But for Harley Quinn, sometimes hyenas just aren't enough...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
A cold day in France by Tower reviews
after waking up and not knowing where he is, Medic Wade experiences the most strangest event
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
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What the Wicked Wants reviews
Raised sheltered and in secret by Gotham's most renowned priest, Miri is revealed by her father to be the purest and most innocent entity in all of Gotham. Naturally, that makes her the most wanted girl in the city by Gotham's most notoriously evil. Can Miri, a girl who has never even smelled the outside air of the city, defend herself against Gotham's greatest enemies?
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Joker, Bane, V. Zsasz, Penguin/O. Cobblepot
The Bitter Forces of Fate reviews
Jenna's been thrown into a world she could have never prepared for. Forced to live in the dark dwells of chaos and pain, disarray overwhelms her every second when she realizes she cannot abandon her terribly deep interest in her captor, Bane. And what's worse? He cannot restrain his interest in her... Bane/OC *SPOILERS* (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 309,820 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Bane
Nightmare on Joker Street reviews
This year, Halloween in Gotham City will not be the innocent, fun night everyone is anticipating. Gruesome & tragic events will turn the traditional night into a seemingly endless nightmare, but at least Joker, Joey and Willow will have their fun. (Halloween one-shot, featuring characters from The Sickness Series. Confusion and spoilers will occur if you have not read the series!)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Joker
Living After Midnight reviews
3- A mastermind, a damsel, & a fugitive. Surely, this is a team that is purely unstoppable. But while on a seemingly endless road trip through America, secrets arise, feelings are hurt, & it's a never ending battle with danger. (3rd part to The Sickness) (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 181,555 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Joker - Complete
Perfect Insanity reviews
2 After spending some time away from the Joker, Willow finally feels shes over him, until they come to meet again. Emotions are out of control as they wonder how they feel about each other & they both come to startling surprises, Joker/OC. (Sequel to DWTS) (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,864 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker - Complete
Fear Is A Place To Live reviews
When playing games with no rules, one is bound to be deceived, cheated, & left lost & confused. Too bad Joker didn't think of this when he created a game out of Kat Megans, his newest object of attention... Joker/OC (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 147,626 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Joker - Complete
A Day In The Life For Joker's Knife reviews
Ever wonder what Joker's favorite knife thinks about when Joker murders? Wonder what he thinks when he's waiting in his pocket? Well, here's your chance to find out! Short story told in the POV of Joker's knife. Not supposed to be serious, just funny!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete