Hi...I'm Zaina.

Yup...

I guess I'll do one of those get to know you (me?) things...

I read some slash, almost always M/M. I usually read het. though.

If I fave a story, it's usually pretty damn amazing.

If I actually review,it means that I have something to say about it. I will never just write some pansy ass review saying how amazing a shitty story is just to cheer a writer up. I don't have enough time on my hands to do that kind of thing.

If I really,really, really liked it, I might also review.

Apparently, I sound like some bitch with a heart of stone.

I put stories on alert most of the time.

I plan to Major in English when I get to College, hopefully while at Oxford or NYU.

I am crazy about spelling and grammar. It pisses my friends off to no end.

I have lived with my uncle in London now for about a year and a half. (That flag up there is kinda moot.)

As far as I can tell, my English teacher Mrs.A (She's been Mrs.A for so long that I don't think anyone remembers what it stands for) thinks I'm the only one in my class worthy of attention since, (no matter what) I'm the first one to have hers.

She scares me just a teensy bit.

My californian accent is slowly but surely being replaced by an English one.

My constantly bitchy vice principal hates me, probably because of the one time that I wore neon makeup, a purple vest, and a black skirt over the obligatory plain white tee and jeans. (Some shit about violating dress code and setting a bad example for the freshmen.)

I swear a ton.

I have Green eyes, short black hair, and according to a friend am apparently a shorty. (Why do wannabe/actual rappers call people that?)

Oookay then.

Just get to your business here now...