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I LOVE SASUNARU. YAY YaoI!! XD
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Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.
Replace Karin with Ino if you hate her too =
Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions! (SSFAF: ...I'm not rating them on hotness, because if I did, it'd be long. Lols.)
1. Sakura
2. Sasuke
3. Hinata
4. Naruto
5. Itachi
6. Sai
7. Neji
8. TenTen
9. Kiba
10. Anko
11. Kurenai
12. Kakashi
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No..
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
SO HOT GLOBAL WARMING AINT GO NUTTIN ON HIM.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
LOLZ THAT BE FUNNY!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
NO,
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
FUCK NO Sasunaru all the way!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
5 /10! 5/10!!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
a whole lotta drama.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
IT'S HARD MAKING FRIENDS WHEN NO ONE LIKKES YOU... THATS UNTIL SHE CAME ALONG. HINA ANKO FRIEND SHIP.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yup. As long as it's not yuri, a fluffy friendship? ''
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
THE COPY CAT NIN AND HIS DESTINY. LOLZ
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
IDK
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
WAT FRIENDS LOOKIN AROUND
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
YEAH.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
YESH...YESH THEY WOULD.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
DUMPLINGS!!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
POKERFACE
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: TEAM 7 THREESOME. WEIRD BUT SMEXY.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sexy, emo, arrogant brat.
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
EWWWWW! WOAH.
20) How emo is Seven?
Emo. BUT NOT THAT EMO. UNLIKE SASUKE!!