Virgo the Virgin's Profile

About Me:

Hello! I am a new member of Fanfiction.Net, and I don't know if I will be writing stories anytime soon. I will, however, read and review your stories. I try not to flame, although, if your story really sucks (bad grammar, Mary Sues, etc.) I might not be able to control my fingers as they fly across the keyboard. For some reason, I enjoy reading humor fics the most, and I prefer Harry Potter fanfiction, although I will read other kinds of fanfiction every once in a while.

My Favorites:

My Favorite Books: Harry Potter books, Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen, A Series of Unfortunate Events, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels, the Uglies Trilogy, Poison, The Year of Secret Assignments, The Wizard, The Witch, and Two Girls From Jersey, Artemis Fowl and many other books that I can't think of right now.

My Favorite Movies: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Phantom of the Opera

My Favorite Shows: Ugly Betty, Numbers, So You Think You Can Dance, Dancing With The Stars, and any type of news.

Things I Hate in Fanfictions:

1) Summaries like this: ginny and harry meat after 7 years and sparks fly. find out what happens when draco comes in2 the pic. srry i suck at summaries. story is much better. if i dont get 10 reviews, story is dead.

I don't care that you suck at summaries, so why are you telling me? As long as your summary more or less describes the story and is written in good grammar, it passes my test. Also, asking for reviews like that is just dead annoying; this, more than anything, convinces my not to review your story.

2) I hate it when a story has a K+ or T rating, and turns out to be an M. This really annoys me, because sometimes you don't want to read the type of story that would make your parents faint, and you end up accidentally opening some very, ahem, interesting stories.

3) I can't stand reading stories with bad grammar. Beta readers are good things. While I am on the subject of beta readers, I would love to edit your story, if you're looking for a beta.

4) There is a fine line between humor and silliness. Some otherwise outstanding writers need to learn this.

Sorry about that rant; I am sure that most of this has already been said, but I just felt that I needed to get that out of my system.

Conclusion:

Thank you for putting up with my rants and rather long-winded thoughts. Oh, and thank you, The Sentient Wolf, for your compliments. No, I have not authored any stories as of yet, but I will, hopefully...maybe...