'Elloo!!!! :)

First of all, thank you for taking your time to read my utterly long profile.

And oh dear Angel, RIP Cory Monteith:(

Really sad:((( Ave atque vale!

About me:

"There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries I have not visited. Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town , Being pressured into making decisions about my future, When I barely even know who I am."

Name: Not gonna tell ya (stalkers!!!) But here's a clue: it's a word.

Age: older than 1, younger than 100 (figure it out!)

Favorite Color: BLUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (Dark and regular blue:)) And SILVER, GOLD, GREY

Likes: Reading, writing , eating anything at all, swimming, smiley faces, fanfiction, the internet, really funny author's notes, chat room fanfics, scarves (I love wearing them every time I go out), boots (my usual going-out shoe), FLUFF!!!!, etc.

Dislikes: Most boys I know (they can be real pains sometimes), homework, school in general (I don't even learn anything there that's actually important), people who call Will, Jace and Peeta fictional, people who ask why I love to read (I mean seriously. You don't ask that to a reader. People who ask just don't understand.), people who ask what my favorite book is (here we go again: you don't freaking ask that. Unless, of course, you want me to list every single book I have ever read since I started reading.),etc.

Favorite Books Ever!:

The Infernal Devices (Ultimate Fave series ever. 'Gotta love anything Victorian era' is what I always say. Well, I don't always say it. It's just true. I swear, this series is my ultimate favorite in the history of all the books I have ever read. Oh, the feels!)

The Mortal Instruments (Second Ultimate Fave series ever!)

The Hunger Games (Ohhh, Peeta!XD)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Wuthering Heights

A Tale of Two Cities (the last two were classics, so deal with it! actually I only read them coz they were mentioned in Infernal Devices :))

Caster Chronicles ( its a shame that this series is less appreciated than others, usually just coz it isn't about vamps and wolves. I love vamps and wolves too, but I read other fantasy books not concerning them too)

Divergent! (:))

Heroes of Olympus (Yayy Leo!)

Kane Chronicles (gotta love Egyptian mythology:))

Every John Green book ever:) (love his books:))

and so many, many more!

Favorite Authors Ever!:

Cassandra Clare (yay!)

Suzanne Collins

John Steinbeck

John Green

Favorite Book Characters:

Girls:

Tessa Gray

Katniss Everdeen

Clary Fray/Morgenstern/Fairchild

Boys:

Will Herondale (XD!)

Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood

Jem Carstairs

Peeta Mellark

Gale Hawthorne

Leo Valdez

Percy Jackson

My Look/Appearance: Black hair, black eyes (plain combo, I know, but it's typical with us Filipinos, and I'm proud of it!)

My Favorite music artists:

Taylor Swift, One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Florence and The Machine, Foster the People, The Cab, Imagine Dragons, Lana Del Rey

Current Song/s on Replay:

Symphony Soldier (album) - The Cab (love love loveee)

Currently Reading:

Thirteen Reasons Why - Jay Asher

My Favorite Movies Ever (old and new, animated and live action):

TITANIC (FTW!XD), The Hunger Games (:)), Harry Potter 1-7, Toy Story 3 (Fave Disney Pixar movie ever, coz I cried, hehe),Ratatouille ( second fave Disney Pixar movie evah!!!), Beauty and the Beast, Anastasia , Pride and Prejudice (thank you, mom, for encouraging me to watch this), The Notebook, December Boys, Tangled, and basically every other Disney fairy tale ever created.. and soon you shall all see the City of Bones movie on this list;) (well, it's actually on now sooo...), Les Miserables

My Favorite TV Shows:

Spongebob Squarepants, The Big Bang Theory, Avatar: The Last Airbender

My Current Obsession Right Now:

City of Bones movie stuff:)

There's no point in asking why.

Random Things About Me:

I'm in a private school. Dunno what that has to do with fanfiction, but I guess that's why it's random.

I do not have Facebook. My dad won't let me. Meh. I don't need it. (Well, my dad made me one like, two days ago, but I haven't used it since.)

I have no pets. (Well, I used to...)

Will Herondale, Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood and Alec Lightwood, and Magnus Bane(I am serious) are my LIFE!!! XD

I wanted to throw Clockwork Prince across the room to crash into my window after reading about Jem and Tessa's engagement. (WHHYYYYYY???????!!!!!!!)

(Update: upon reading Clockwork Princess, I realize that my reaction was slightly biased. I still wanted to, but you know, I shouldn't want to.I understand now why they got engaged, and I'm glad they did:))

I love British accents. Hehe *evil? grin*

I love anything British. I seriously have to go to London when I'm older:) Oh, and Wales!!! Yeah;)

I really want to call one of my friends my parabatai, but I have no idea how she'd react to that. I mean, I know she's read the books, and we both have almost the same feels (except that she kinda rolls her eyes at me when I almost cry at a scene in the books) but I'm still not sure if she'd be fine if I called her my parabatai, so.

I'm a sucker for deep tragic love stories, and heavily described kissing scenes.

Which also means...

Clace/Tessiam/Malec/Galeniss make out sessions = My weakness/ultimate destruction.

I love, and I mean LOVE cheesecake!

And CHOCOLATE is my weakness!!!!

Meh Ships:)

Tessiam = Will and Tessa (OTP!)

Heronstairs = Will and Jem (seriously. I ship them hard, and I do mean HARDDDDDDDD) (did I mention they're my OTP?) (OTP!)

DimitriXAnya = Dimitri and Anya/Anastasia (What's their ship name. If the even have one, since this is a kinda old movie...)(Let's just say Danya)

Chenry = Charlotte and Henry;)

SophieXGideon ( I dunno their shipping name:/ Sideon? Gophie?) (personally I go with Sideon) (OTP!)

Clace = Clary and Jace (kinda obvious) (OTP!)

Malec = Magnus and Alec ;) (OTP!)

Simabelle = Simon and Isabelle

Peeniss (no kidding!) = Peeta and Katniss (fine, I'll call them Everlark. Ugh. Loved Peenis (the name!))

Galeniss = Gale and Katniss (only in book) (OTP, sort of)

FourTris = (Tris and Tobias. (I like the name. It's like fortress:)))

O'Wanda = Ian and Wanda

Kataang = Katara and Aang

Makorra = Mako and Korra

Percabeth = Percy and Annabeth

EthanXLena (Caster Chronicles) (why is it so hard to come up with a name?) (I'm guessing...Elena?)

RapunzelXEugene = (no ship name I guess)

Finnchel = Finn and Rachel

My Fave Quotes that I ever saw:

"If you keep looking back you'll miss what's ahead of you." -Unknown

"You know you love someone when you are willing to let them go."

"Be good to your enemies, it's the worst thing you can do to them." -Proverbs 25:21-22

"There is always a light at the end of a tunnel."

"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

"You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you can never close your heart to the things you do not want to feel" -Anonymous, found in Forbidden, by Tabitha Suzuma

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass;it's learning to dance in the rain" I love this one!

"Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections."

"Be strong now because things will get better-it might be stormy but it can't rain forever"

"Strength is nothing more than how well you hide the pain"

"Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying"

"You say you don't care but your heart knows the truth."

"If he's dumb enough to walk away then be smart enough to let him go."

"A girl worth kissing is not easily kissed."

"It's amazing how when someone breaks your heart, you still love them with all the little pieces."

"If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I'd use my last breath to say I love you."

"It's funny how the people that hurt you the most are the ones that swore they never would."

"I will never regret him, or say that I wish I never met him, because once upon a time he was exactly what I was looking for."

"It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you."

"Love is like chocolate. Sometimes it's bitter. Sometimes it's too sweet."

"The darkest nights produce the brightest stars."

"In the end there doesn't have to be someone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to."

"People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long." - Johnny Depp

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.” - Joss Whedon

"There are so many things I want to say to you. But time has caught up & now I'll never say them. Except that I've loved you from the moment I saw you & every moment since." -Anonymous

"A little jealousy is healthy in a relationship. It's always good to know that someone is afraid to lose you."

March 23,2012

Oh My God!!!!

Watched The Hunger Games and it is absolute perfection!!!

Oh my god the cave scene!!

Gahh! Peeta's interview!

"Keep your eyes open" - Taylor Swift

Its in the HG soundtrack so I just wanted to put it there

I'm obsessed with it now :)

March 19, 2013

Happy Clockwork Princess Day!!!

I am soo happy right now that it's out, but it isn't out yet in my country, soo, yeah. I'm waiting coz hopefully it's available by Saturday, so I can buy it after...wait for it...graduation. Yeah, graduation. Seriously.

Well, I hope the book will be available, so I can buy it already:)

After reading Clockwork Princess:

My heart...It beats no longer...Shattered into a million pieces...Broken by a wave of my tears...

I believe that I may never recover from this book.

April 15, 2013

Watched the "Hunger Games: Catching Fire" teaser trailer, and it. was. beautiful!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but was that a Galeniss kiss!? LOVE IT!

P.S Kinda late: watched the City of Bones teaser trailer a loong time ago, and it was gorgeous, to say the least:)

April 30, 2013

Just watched the full, complete 1:31 video of awesomeness and glory: otherwise known as the City of Bones International Trailer!!!!

I just burst into a frenzy of warmth and awesomeness at the whole glory of that video! :))))))))))

My feels are going to explode out of my body in wet, squishy sparklies if this movie doesn't come out now!

Me*watches video* *dies*

Dad*walks in the room and sees me watching trailer and spasming in my chair* O.o

I swear on the Angel, Cassie's Tumblr page is my heaven!

I love how the Institute was written, with the Angelic rune;)

When Simon says, "I'm the one who's always been there for you! Not him!" I cried inside! Poor Simey! (Meh, he has Izzy:) P.S Seen the Sizzy scene spoiler art on Cassie's Tumblr?)

And Jace! By the Angel, Jace! When he shouted "Clary, run!", I just: *Sits back and claps hands* That is Jace freakin' Wayland right there for you. In your faces, all his haters! ;)

Then I saw Valentine and was like, damn! Why? Why?! He's sooooo...damn. Epic.

Me*watching trailer* *pauses on 0:33* MAGNUS!!!!!!!

0:49 My, my, my, Jace looks...angelic.

Greenhouse was beautiful!

(By this point I'm just watching the trailer again and commenting on it)

And Alec...DAMN. DAMN. DAYUM. (I really want Malec right now!)

Valentine: "Let me show you who you really are. Who you were destined to be."

Me: Screw you.

Clary: You don't know the first thing about me.

Me: Mmhmm. You go girl! Show daddy who's boss!

And and and... Izzy's flamethrower!

And then it said Summer 2013, and I was like: if only it was summer here at that point in time. (It's summer now until May here in the Philippines)

After trailer:

Me*goes to movie website and clicks on tarot card reading*

After Tarot Card Reading:

Me: Umm...ok wow.

P.S. Love all of the CoHF spoiler art on Cassie's Tumblr, yeah all three of them! (Make-out scenes galore!;))

July 21, 2013

3 words: Catching. Fire. Trailer.

May I request a moment of silence...

pause*

Anyways...

I swear it blew my mind! OH MY GOD GALENISS FEELS!!!!!!!!!

And sweet, sweet Prim:) The Capitol is (may I say that it looks) fab. Truly fab.

And the Mockingjay on the wall when their train passed!!!

And what Peeta said! Everything he says!

And Snow: "She has to be eliminated" *shiver*

And yes, Gale, people do want to fight. Well, I do. I'll fight the people at Lionsgate if this movie doesn't come out, like, tonight.

And and and Snow watching the Galeniss kiss, like in the book, *overdramatic sigh*

And Gale: whipped! Noooooo!:((( I loved that scene in the book just because it was so...feel-y.

I like Effie's butterfly dress:) So fab:) (pardon me if I overuse that word, 'cuz I'm obsessed)

And the salute, and Prim, and she didn't get to say goodbye!!!!!!

CAESAR FLICKERMAN YOU FAB HOST;)))))

And Katniss' interview dress is so poofy! Can I have it??????

AND LET US NOT FORGET THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS SHIRTLESS FINNICK ODAIR!

bows down*

Love the virtual orange people:)

And again, Haymitch wins the award for he most useless yet useful in that obvious way advice. Seriously.

I like the bird wings thingy;)

And the tribute parade outfit!

"Remember who the real enemy is."

August 22, 2013

GUESS WHO WATCHED THE CITY OF BONES MOVIE YESTERDAY???? I FREAKIN' DID!!!!

happy dances across the room* Yeah, I did! :))

When I first sat down, I was all, "I can't believe this is happening right now. I have been fangirling over this movie since last year and now here I am in this theater directly in front of the screen (first row) about to watch it.

And it was great. I mean, compared to other YA movie adaptations, it was fab:)) More or less.

Acting was great, costumes were fab, set was wow. I am proud. More or less.

I found myself reciting the lines of the book, especially in the part after the greenhouse scene, when Clace is kissing in front of Clary's bedroom door!

And the greenhouse scene itself in general, though different, was nice:) Except for the music. It was a longer make-out scene then I expected to see, honestly, but I was happy:) More or less.

Weren't they supposed to go to the Institute first, before most of the other stuff happened?

I love the cast, for they were perfect. So very perfect. I love Lena Headey. She is awesome. :))))

And Lily, Jamie, Kevin (love him), Godfrey, Jemima (perf!), Robert, Jared, Jonathan, Aidan, Stephen and everyone else involved in the cast. I AM PROUD.

Though I wanted to see Simon as a rat, though.

And Magnus' fabness wasn't really shown that much. I'm not sure if it was Godfrey's doing, or if the script didn't call for him to be fab enough.

I don't blame the actors though, coz I love 'em all.

And there was no CHURCH the cat. Or Chairman Meow. Or Taki's. I just noticed this now! O.o
Correct me if I'm wrong though, but it was all in the first book where they first showed up, right?

And when they went to save Simon, it was only Clace right? And and and...yeah.

And they didn't say stele, or Idris, and that's what I was waiting for because I wanted to hear the real pronunciation. So yeah, that depressed me. I have to keep more or less guessing until the next movie.

When Clary drew the rune on her palm to stop those demons or whatever, they froze (freeze-burn?), right? And then the good guys stared. Just stared. I almost screamed at the screen in frustration. They had to wait until the demons almost unfroze-burn until they walked across. And Clary still lifted her hand up when they got to the other side as if it was still going to work, which I'm pretty sure wasn't going to work.

And wasn't Valentine supposed to be...suave?

I wasn't expecting the portal to look like that.

And, ugh the end was wrong.

The portal scene... yeah.

Okay, so it was supposed to be at Renwick's, right? Then Clary goes there to get Jace. And then she finds him. Then Jace tells Clary that the guy was his father. And Luke was supposed top be there.

It was Jace who was supposed to do the portal talk with Valentine. And Valentine saying he was, and I quote, "Too soft-hearted." And Valentine hitting the portal with his fist, and then it shatters. And Jace kneeling down, holding a glass shard in his hands until there was a cut. And Clary kneeling beside him, and Luke telling her to stay with him or something. And then Jace pulling her into his arms, and then (one of the tenderest parts, in my opinion) whispering her name, just her name. *aww*

BUT NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. Well, as far as I remember, at least.

Why was it snowing? What happened there. I didn't get it at all.

Isn't Jace supposed to be the best Shadowhunter of his generation? Then why in the name of the Angel (great, I'm swearing now) was he so easily more or less beaten by Valentine.

And since book Jace said that Valentine was his dad in the Renwick scene, he was supposed to recognize him, right? THEN WHY DID HE NOT?! In the movie.

Parabatai wasn't explained. It wasn't. Why not? Just why not???? ANSWER ME? I wanted it to be. I really did. I don't remember if it was explained in the book, but I just wanted it to be explained in the movie. Sad.

In the hospital, weren't Luke and Clary and Clary and Simon supposed to talk? WHY DID THEY NOT?

And the thing at the very end when Clary went back to her house and she fixed it up. I was like, "NOPE" I would just love to put a gif here, but that is sadly impossible.

And what happened to the demon energy vamp bike?????????

The motorcycle Jace and CLary rode was disappointing. I was expecting it to go fly, like at the end, when it started, then it just went straight. And kept going straight. THE END.

UMM WHAT?

Weren't they supposed to be at the Institute? Then Isabelle and Clary talk, which I liked, in the book. And Alec was supposed to be shown on his crutches, up and about, and then his inexplicable sense of humor was also supposed to be shown, REMEMBER? And the Clary-and-Alec talk! WHERE WAS THAT? I love that part. I love the whole book.

Then Clary goes to Jace, they talk a bit, then the vampire bike part.

There should have been more -and better- dialogue, to build up and develop the story. Because it needed a lot of dialogue, and less of the too-much action.

Reading the book made me feel the characters. I didn't feel them at all. Except Izzy and Simon and Alec. Them, I liked. And Jocelyn. And Brother Jeremiah.

Many things were different, but many things were right. More or less.

As my friend and parabatai, who I watched with and who's mom paid for my ticket and food and drink, said...

IT WAS WRONG, YET SO RIGHT!!!

So anywhoo, yes. I liked it, more or less. It met my expectations. :) More or less.

Except for the score. I didn't like most of the songs. Too...pop-y. Didn't fit with the movie.

Reading this book again makes my heart hurt, after watching the movie, honestly.

Key words for this entire review: More or less.

Ave Atque Vale for now.

Me :)))))

Random Stuff:

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

xoxoxoxox

When I'm older and my daughter asks me who my first love was, I don't want to have to pull out the old photo album. I want to be able to point across the room and say, "He's sitting right over there."

xoxoxoxox

I love my eyes when you look into them.

I love my name when you say it.

I love my heart when you touch it.

I love my life when you are in it.

xoxoxoxox

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when you're gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

xoxoxoxox

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

xoxoxoxox

You know you're a Malec fan when:
1. you cried tears of joy when Magnus saved Alec in the battle on the ship in COG
2. You wanted Alec to admit to his parents right away that he was gay with Magnus
3. you want them to get married and adopt a kid
4. you can imagine Alec at the age of 85 still holding hands with a 19 year old boy
5. you write fan fics about the two of them with the most random subject
6. Your friend calls you Magnus and your bf/gf Alec
7. you have dreams about them
8. you go back to COG just to read the party scene again
9. you post this...just because you agree with me

xoxoxoxox

She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.

xoxoxoxox

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch rest of the world wonder how the hell you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

My bed describes my lifestyle. Single.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

Come to the dark side. Peeta made cookies!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?

You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

He said: 'I love you.' I sneezed and said: 'Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

Bookworms will rule the world... as soon as we finish one more chapter

Old people always poke me at weddings and say "You're next" so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?"

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've thought of killing someone because they asked you what your favorite book was copy and paste this into your profile.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?

I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

"To be is to do" Socrates

"To do is to be" Sartre

"Do be do be do." Sinatra

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

Im not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Tu madre. You just got burnt in Spanish.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

I see no good reason to act my age.

Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.

Bubble wrap amuses me.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep huh?

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

Making us all wish we were blind: Speedo.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Sometimes all we need are each other

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boys break our hearts, so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Its not that I'm not a “people person”... its just that I'm not a “stupid people person”.

Lets play Simon Says! Simon Says... GO CRAP YOURSELF!!

You and me are friends. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass!

I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a naughty girl. I will not be a... aww who am I kidding!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause there's nothing you can do about it!

When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people!

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!"

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

Teacher: "Do you act like this at home?" Student: "Yes, actually."

I may be going to hell, but you're riding shotgun.

I love it when I hear lyrics that totally apply to my situation.

For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world.

I realize that humour isn't for everyone, just the people that wanna have fun, enjoy life and feel alive.

HARRY POTTER: "We all have one thing Voldemort doesn't..." THE GANG: "Yeah?" HARRY POTTER: "Noses."

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Everything in life is temporary. So if things are good enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Blue October

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

xoxoxoxox

You know that you are obsessed with Tangled if you:

Can count how many times Flynn has been knocked out: Four, not including him dying, he wasn't knocked out, he actually DIED.

Think Rapunzel is the cutest thing ever: Oh, yeah!

Have watched Tangled multiple times: 17, actually, and I didn't even see it in theaters, if I did, I'd have been in torture for five months. *Smiley Face*

Know that Pascal and Maximus are the best animal sidekicks ever: Oh, they are.

Can sing each song word for word: Don't make me start.

Can pretty much recite the movie from heart: You'd better have a lot of time on your hands. . .

Can imitate Mother Gothel: "Rapunzel, let down your hey-ar!"

Can hum the 'Kingdom Dance': I can! I can! Me, me, me!

Use random Tangled lines in every day life: Oh my gosh, this would KILL her.

Cry every time you watch 'The Tear Heals': Every. Single. Time.

Search for any and every Tangled product every day: Believe me, I do.

Aren't surprised that Tangled stuff is already collector's items even though it hasn't even been out for a year: Let's just say, I'm glad I got my doll when I did and I paid $18.00 for a plush Pascal.

Got a haircut like Rapunzel's: And my hair is brown too, what a bonus!

Want Atilla to make the cupcakes on your birthday: Please, please, please, please?

Made up your own version of WWMLB: Yes, yes I have.

Know that a frying pan is one of the most dangerous weapons in the world: I don't have to be told that, I watched the movie!

Start to hyperventilate when you hear about the short film: I start gasping for air after a while.

Now want to have a floating lantern ceremony: Someday. . .

Have named the little girls who braided Punzie's hair: Lauren, Laura, Lucy and Lydia, they're sooo cute!

Have the movie: What kind of a question is that?

On Blu-Ray, 3D, Regular DVD and Digital Copy: Oh, yeah, that's more like it!

xoxoxoxox

Remember that girl you called fat today?

she went home and made herself throw up

Remember that person you called ugly?

they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college

Remember that guy you called gay?

he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years

Remember that person you laughed at for passing out

they're dying of a brain tumour

Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting?

she cuts herself every night

Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?

They will never trust themselves to fall in love again

Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?

He's going to jail for four years

You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.

xoxoxoxox

Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
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Things guys should know when dealing with girls.

1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful

2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already

3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattionson or Dimitri just smile and nod.

4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own.

5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls.

6. That said, never say "Oh boobies!" in front of us.

7. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow.

8. Never say "Jockstrap" in front of us.

9. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth.

10. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room.

11. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me.

12. Kiss us in the rain

13. Kiss our nose

14. When we say we're okay, we're not.

15. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is.

16. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her.

17. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more

18. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything

19. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you.

xoxoxoxox

Five ships you’re into right now

1. Clary/Jace (The Mortal Instruments)

2. Will/Tessa (The Infernal Devices)

3. Magnus/Alec (The Mortal Instruments)

4. Sophie/Gideon (The Infernal Devices)

5. Jem/Tessa (The Infernal Devices)

Three ships you liked, but don’t anymore.

06. Gale/Katniss (The Hunger Games) (Well, I'll like them again once Catching Fire comes out)

07. Mako/Korra (Legend of Korra)

08. Ethan/Lena (Caster Chronicles)

Three ships you never liked.

10. Simon/Maia (The Mortal Instruments)

11. Percy/Rachel (Percy Jackson)

12. Zuko/Katara (Avatar:The Last Airbender)

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship.

13. Jordan/Maia (The Mortal Instruments)

14. Magnus/Camille (The Infernal Devices)

QUESTIONS

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

Because it's soo obvious. Percabeth wins.

2. Who is someone you know that ships #14?

Ugh, thank the Angel nobody.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

Getting back together!

4. Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?

Hmm, let's see: greenhouse scene, scene in bed with the holding hands, Seelie Court kiss, all the times they've kissed/trained/touched, must I go on?;)

5. How long have you been following couple #5?

Ever since Tessa banged into Jem's room like a madwoman:)

6. What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?

It was more of the not caring. Meh, just don't feel like them anymore.

7. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12

Ugh, don't get me started on this one. I just really plainly want Maia to go die in hell. (No offense to Jaia shippers. (Not sure how many are out there.))

8. Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?

Tessiam/Wessa wins forever! (even though I do ship our beloved threesome all together;))

9. What interests you about #14?

How were they really like when they were dating.

10. Why did you stop liking #7?

And again, just didn't feel like them anymore. Besides, I read more then I watch. And the show is pretty much over.

11. BLAH BLAH BLAH SKIP SKIP J (I really want to know what this was)

12. What’s a song that reminds you of #5

I really don't know. Most of my songs more often relate to Will and Tessa, or, again, all three of them:)

13. If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?

Will/Tessa and Clary/Jace (wanna see how that works out:))

14. Have #2 kissed yet?

OH YEAH BITCHES! They even freakin' did it in a goddamn cave! Best. Moment. Ever.

15. Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn’t ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?

Yesyesyesyes! Aww, they had three little babies!

16. What would make you start shipping #13?

Nothing, really. Though that shower scene in CoLS made me hate them less. Just a bit.

17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?

William Owen Herondale/Theresa Moore-Gray(Herondale:)) hands down, bitches!

They

Are

My

One

True

Pairing!!!

(and I find it ironic that it had to be #2 and #5 together, a.k.a. Wessa and Jessa)

18. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Maia dies in hell. Or their ship never happened ever.

19. Which of these ships do you love the most?

Have you not been paying attention to anything I was typing at all?

TESSIAM! TESSIAM! TESSIAM! Do I have to spell it out for you???

T -truly, madly, deeply in love
E -everything a true pairing should be
S -so beautiful together
S -soulmates
I -in pure, undying love
A -adorable together, and adorable children they create together
M -made for each other

T-E-S-S-I-A-M!!!!!!!

aka

W -where is my knife? I shall slice all those who do not ship. (I mean ship in general, meaning all pairings)
E -everybody I know personally who has read the books ship them
S -so do I
S -so should you
A -Ahh, here is my knife. *evil grin* Now come on little non-shippers. Prepare to meet your doom;)

W-E-S-S-A!!!!!!!

I rest my case.

xoxoxoxoxo

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

xoxoxoxox

I am a Tifanic. I've seen Titanic a countless number of times; I lost count after about 20-odd. I know all the lines off by heart. I have 'My heart will go on" on my iPod 3 times and I won't admit that I have a problem. My voice cracks horribly when I try to hit the high notes in "My heart will go on". I feel bad for the people who Old Rose told her story to because they will never get to see who gorgeous Jack really was. I'll tie Titanic in my everyday life no matter what the situation. I am convinced I was a Titanic passenger in a former life. I'll "Never give up no matter what happened, no matter how hopeless." and I'll also "to take life as it comes at me, to make each day count". I'll yell at my friends when I have to explain to them that Jack meant to not let go of his promise... NOT HIS HAND! Whenever someone says they hate Titanic I'll secretly wonder what's wrong with them while staring at them like "WTF is wrong with you!?" Whenever I hear the word "Titanic", my head will whip around to see who said it. And last but not least; I will never love a movie as much as Titanic. I am a True Tifanic and I'm proud of it!
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're a TRUE Tifanic and Proud of it!

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm an optimistic pessimist.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing

knowledge speaks ,but wisdom listens

To be old and wise ...you must be young and stupid

I don't talk fast, you just listen slow

A girls got to do what a girls got a do.But a guys gotta do what a girl wants him to do

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous

No I didn't trip i just said hello to the floor with my face

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them as much

You can blame your pencil/pen for that spelling mistake.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

A day without sunshine is like...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

He who laughs last thinks slowest. And he who laughs first doesn't get it.

How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (Look carefully...)

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.

Why do psychics have to ask your name?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman : D

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone

Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

The best thing about this sentence is by the time you realize it's completely worthless it's to late for you to stop reading it.

I am fluent in 3 different languages. English,Sarcasm, and Profanity

I know karate, kung fu, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 27 other dangerous words.

the world needs a hero - I'll go change my clothes

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wait..What..I don't get it

Q: how do you confuse a blond? A: Tell her to find the corner in a circular room. Q: how does she confuse you? A: Tells you she found it.

Freak is the sweet, shy, quiet, innocent type. Hey! Stop laughing! You're blowing my cover!

No you're right, I don't HAVE to be SARCASTIC all my life... just like you don't have to be stupid all of yours, but some how you manage to do it quite easily

If I die young, place a note on my grave saying " Will be back soon". I'd love to see the expression on people's faces visiting the grave yard

My logic may not always be logical to you but clearly my logic is logical because, logically my logic is logical. Any questions?

music is my drug, you tube is my dealer

When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat... results may vary.

the 4 levels of insanity 1 Talking to ones self 2 Arguing with ones self 3 losing argument with ones self 4 is no longer speaking to ones self , I'm at 4

16 things girls don't notice:

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you.
3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind..." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him; not give advice.
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you.
11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
12) A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
13) No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.
15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.

-Everything said in this bulletin is true
-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams
-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
POST AS : 16 things girls don't notice.

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1) Have you ever been asked out?

oh hell no

2) Where did you get your default picture?

umm what?

3) What's your middle name?

I don't have one, if you mean second name. I think middle names are different in my country and in America/Europe/wherever else you're from

4) Your current relationship status?

single (well, duh)

5) Does your crush like you back?

no crush

6) What is your current mood?

fangirly;) reason why? It's a little thing called TUMBLR

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

why the hell do you care?! (p.s. it's blue)

9) Missing something?

my sanity...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

not much, really. Boring life, you see. The only highlights are my feels

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Wolf. know why? wolves are awesome:)

12) Ever had a near death experience?

yeah. once I almost got run over by a car when I was a kid near in front of our house. I was wearing roller skates, and I wasn't good at using it yet

13) Something you do a lot?

Read. What else...? Oh, right: read.

14) The song stuck in your head?

A Man Like That by Gin Wigmore

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

DarkLove9

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

my bestfriend in kindergarten. We're the same age but I haven't seen her in years

17) When was the last time you cried?

Whilst reading every single goddamn beautiful page of Clockwork Princess!!

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

it depends. Solo? No. But I was in choir two years ago at school. Didn't like it that much, shocking, I know

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

manipulating minds

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

their face. Well, they have to be cute-ish (don't judge) enough. then the body...damn

oh, and personality

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

depends on my mood, usually chai tea latte. used to be coffee all the time, but I'm getting addicted to tea now

22) What's your biggest secret?

why should I tell you!

23) Favorite color?

BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE ;)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

everyone does. They don't? well, they should.

25) What are you?

a mundane. a poor little mundane in front of her computer who really wants to Ascend;)

26) Do you speak any other language?

besides english? my native language here in my country

27) What's your favorite smell?

lavender and new book

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Meh.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope. But I want to. Well, depending on the person. There are just some kinds of people who were destined to be kissed in the rain. I am most likely not one of them.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

William Owen Herondale, of course. Who else?

31) What should you be doing?

living life in the great outdoors, but instead I'm here at home in front of the computer screen

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My dad. My mom. Lots of people, really.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

No. Who does?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Herondale. Best. freaking. last. name. ever.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

What kind of like?

36) What is your natural hair color?

black. or dark brown in the light

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

it depends (again) a real person or a fictional character?

25 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

gree and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

this girl I watched on Cassie Clare's Tumblr, Christine, 'coz of her EPIC review of Clockwork Princess;)

Although, it was more of hysterical fangirling than smiling, really;)

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping/dreaming

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

eating dinner

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

I don't eat candy bars. If you say chocolate bar, then I can't choose. I love chocolate. Mmmm. Chocolate;)

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

oh fuck no

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Noooooononononnonnonon out of my room!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

bubble gum and/or pistachio

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

plain ol' water

10, Do you like your wallet?

sure. it's got a British flag on it:)

11, What was the last thing you ate?

a pear. wow.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

yeah. 2 pairs of shoes (do shoes count) and 5 Penshoppe shirts

13, The last sporting event you watched?

None. I'm not a sporty person.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

cheese. I love butter too.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text/inbox message too?

My friend who gave me this number of a guy

16, Ever go camping?

well I'm a scout (ugh, don't laugh) so yeah.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

as a little kid, but no

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

no. my parents are too lazy, and so am I

19, Do you have a tan?

nope. well, depends. fake or real? does brown skin count?

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Chinese take-out. Mmmmmm;)

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

what does this have to do with anything?

22, What did your last text message/inbox say?

hndi nga

(heart)something in Korean (yeah, my friend's phone has Korean)(heart)

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

not sure.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

the sofa and the window.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Insane Tara, CatsGurl98,ElectarRose, N0601859, 37XPeeta

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is... why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Best friends are people who know all about us and still put up with us.

A good book tells us the truth about its hero, but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

The dinosaurs’ extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"Best Friends: Know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

"I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."

Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

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WHAT A KISS MEANS!

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

WHAT A GESTURE MEANS!
Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

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The greatest lines from one of my fave books ever!!!!

"The Mortal Instruments"

Jace (to Simon): It's fascinating you know all these words, and they're in English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.

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Luke: Jesus!

Simon: Actually, it's just me. Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

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Jace: Well, I'm not kissing the mundane. I'd rather stay down here and rot.

Simon: Forever? Forever's an awfully long time.

Jace: I knew it! You want to kiss me don't you?

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Simon: No, that's Clary; she's my best friend. And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one.

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Jace: Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.

Clary: Well, there goes my plan for selling them on eBay.

Jace: Selling them on what?

Clary: A mythical place of great magical power.

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Isabelle: Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.

Jace: Good idea. I shall be Hotschaft Van Hugenstein.

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Jace: Yes, I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Pulling the wings off flies, poisoning the earth's water supply — I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. I guess we're all just lucky my father faked his own death before he got to the raping and pillaging part of my education, or no one would be safe.

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Jace: Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

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Jace: I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.

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Inquisitor: The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.
Jace: Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
Inquisitor: It was an analogy.
Jace: I am not fat.

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Clary: What does it mean?
Jace: It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234.'

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Simon: Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?
Jace: No. Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it.

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The inquisitor asks Jace about his star shaped scar.

Inquisitor: Where did you get that?

Jace: (looks down): Macy's winter sale.

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...at least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.
Jace: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.

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Jace: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

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Simon (to Raphael): So-if you want it in vampire language-it affords me great pleasure, my liege, to say to you now: Hell, no.

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Jordan: You can't just call the Praetor. It's not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.

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Clary (to Simon): Yes. Jace won't find that odd at all. You can just tell him you've always been secretly in love with him and you can't stand being parted.

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List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Magnus Bane
2. Will Herondale
3. Alec Lightwood
4. Tessa Gray
5. Jem Carstairs
6. Clary Fray
7. Gabriel Lightwood
8. Jace Herondale
9.Charlotte Branwell
10. Sophie Collins
11. Gideon Lightwood
12. Isabelle Lightwood

1. Have you ever read a 6(Clary) /11(Gideon) fic? Do you want to?
NO, considering the time period. And still no. Just no.
well. it might be interesting.

2. Do you think 4(Tessa) is hot? How hot?
Um, sure... If I was a guy.
And if she's hot enough for Will, then, alrightee;)

3. What would happen if 12(Isabelle) got 8(Jace) pregnant?
Clary and Simon would be DAMN.Pissed. (or at least that's how I'd imagine it.)

4. Can you recall any fics about 9(Charlotte) ?
Yeah, Chenry fics:)

5. Would 2(Will) and 6(Clary) make a good couple?
Sure, in a crossover fic, where they date their counterpart's boy/girlfriend

6. 5(Jem) /9(Charlotte) or 5(Jem) /10(Sophie) ? Why?
Oh, Jem and Sophie, hands down. That would be soo cute!

7. What would happen if 7(Gabriel) were to walk in on 2(Will) and 12(Izzy) making out?
Get pissed at Will for defiling his relative

8. Make up a summary for a 3(Alec)/10(Sophie) fic.
umm, no...?

9. Is there any such thing as a 1(Magnus) /8(Jace)fluff?
NOOOooo...? Maybe?

10. Suggest a title for a 7(Gabriel) /12(Isabelle) hurt/comfort fic.
dunno, something about being related

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 7(Gabriel) , what song would you chose?

12. If you wrote a 1(Magnus) /6(Clary) /12(Izzy) fic, what would your warning be?
DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR EYES TO BURN!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5(Jem) ?
Just now. Will/Jem fic:)

14. Would 1(Magnus) look if 2(Will) got lost?
Of course. That would be so adorable when Magnus finds Will.

15. What would 3(Alec) say if 4(Tessa) killed 9(Charlotte)?

16. 7 (Gabriel)goes to break up 10(Sophie) and 8(Jace)'s wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?

17. Why is 6 (Clary)afraid of 7(Gabriel)?

she wouldn't be

18. 6(Clary) and 7(Gabriel) are in a happy relationship until 6(Clary) runs off with 9(Charlotte). 7(Gabriel) , brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 12(Izzy) and a brief unhappy affair with 2(WIll) , then follows the wise advice of 1(Magnus) and finds true love with 3(Alec).

One: Clary would never date Gabriel

Two: Clary and Charlotte ain't lesbians

Three: Gabriel might hook up with Iz if they were drunk

Four: I agree that Gabriel would be unhappy with Will

and Five: Why would Magnus tell Gabriel, or anybody else for that matter, to fall in love with his Alexander?

19. 4 (Tessa) invites 3(Alec) and 8(Jace) to their house for dinner. What happens?

begins to type something, then breaks down* I just can't! Alec and Will look too much alike, and the parabatai thing, just... oh the irony (in a way)

20. 9(Charlotte) tries to get 5(Jem) to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Jem goes. Or not if he was too sick

21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose 1(Magnus) or 6(Clary) ?

Do you even have to ask? No offense, Fray, but Magnus all the way!

22. 2(Will) and 7(Gabriel) are making out. 10(Sophie) walks in... Their reaction?

Will: Don't tell Tessa!

Gabriel: Don't tell Cecily!

Sophie*backs off*

23. 3(Alec) falls in love with 6(Clary) . 8(Jace) is jealous. What happens?

Me: oh my god this is epic*

scene plays out in head*

doesn't know how to type it all in*

24. 4(Tessa) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10(Sophie) , 2(Will), or (Gabriel) ?

Hopefully Will.

Tessa: *jumps me*

Me: Shit, what made you go cray?

Will: *jumps in front of me, grabs Tessa and drags her deeper into the alley, then proceeds to push her up against the wall and make out*

Me: Okay, then. *walks away*

25. 1(Magnus)decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?

His apartment is on fire, and there are glitters everywhere. Assuming he doesnt cook with magic. If he did, everyone else would be here eating.

26. 3(Alec) has to marry either 8(Jace),4(Tessa), or 9(Charlotte) . Who do they choose?

Jace, hands down.

27. 7(Gabriel) kidnaps 2(Will), and demands something from 5(Jem) for 2 (Will)'s release. What is it?

28. You get to meet either 2(Will) or 6(Clary) . Who do you choose?

WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29. 10(Sophie) challenges 4(Tessa) to a chariot race. What happens?

30. Everyone gangs up on 3(Alec). What happens?

They blame him for his and Magnus' break up

31. Everyone is invited to 2(Will) and 10(Sophie)s wedding except for 8(Jace) . How do they react?

Damn, thought you guys were marrying someone else?

33. 10(Sophie) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go?

Fine, I guess.

I was walking around in a store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

xoxoxoxox

Homophobia, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe homophobia is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (not to be a bragging grammar Nazi, but I am never wrong)
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (does their arm count?)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

When she walks away from you angrily, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and dont let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start to cry, just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks into your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

xoxoxoxox

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with idiots who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

xoxoxoxox

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

xoxoxoxox

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

xoxoxoxox

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

xoxoxoxox

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

f you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If Max needs to stop running from Fang, copy and paste this on your profile. "Max, just admit it, you looove me, this much!"- Fang.

If you found that hilarious, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Our biggest regrets are not for the things we have done but the things we haven't done/said and realize it's too late. post on profile if you agree.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. (That is how many I read a week! - sometimes even more!)

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or someone you know seems to be going for the Worlds Longest Profile award, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

96.5 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Justin Beiber asked them out. If you're part of the 3.5 percent who would slap him, copy and paste this into your profile.

94 percent of teens would stop wearing clothes if designer name brands said being naked was cool. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 6 percent that can resist stupid fads.

95 percent of teens root for main characters in books. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5 percent that like minor characters

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are an obsessed fangirl/boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you know me personally, you'll know why)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your (YEAH!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you wanted Magnus Bane as you GBF but then realized he was a fictional character, and still wanted him, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of authors don't know the difference between you're and your. Copy this onto your profile if you're one of the ten percent who face palms every time someone messes it up.

95% of teens would have a breakdown if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you are on of the 5 that would bring popcorn and watch :)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, CloudyWind732984, strangeweirdo,KaLSaR! lol! lollypopgirl98, Ty Grl XD, Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Juniper Cahill Grimm, GirlUdon'tMessWith, jenn222,blacknails512, SushiSasha244, MIgirl923,37XPeeta

If your in love with Peeta from the hunger games Copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list.: brooke13243546, PandaFellOffTheSlide, lacrrossefreak100, LollipopDreams, MaximumRideFan6,37XPeeta

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your pro.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME

If you have ever walked into a door frame, turned round, and walked into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this

If you think you'd die if you didn't have a computer copy and paste this in your profile

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

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Tripped UP
Ever
Have
You
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Your
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Put This

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "

xoxoxoxox

Stereotypes people think and that I hate, and are totally un-true. Post one if these is a stereotype you based on.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

xoxoxoxox

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

xoxoxoxox

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Brighter Than The Sun - Colbie Caillat

Waking Up: Ours - Taylor Swift

First Day At School: Safe and Sound - Taylor Swift

Falling In Love: Someone Like You - Adele

Fight Song: Mine - Taylor Swift

Breaking Up: Ass Back Home - Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch

Prom night: Love Story - Taylor Swift

Life: Jet Lag -Simple Plan ft. Natasha Bedingfield

Mental Breakdown: Lego House - Ed Sheeran

Driving: A Drop In The Ocean - Ron Pope

Flashback: Just A Kiss - Lady Antebellum

Getting back together: That Should Be Me - Justin Bieber (yes, I have Bieber)

Wedding: Dear John - Taylor Swift

Birth of Child: The Fighter - Gym Class Heroes ft. Ryan Tedder

Final Battle: All IN - Lifehouse

Funeral Song: Back To December/Apologize/You're Not Sorry - Taylor Swift (concert tour version)

Final Credits: More Than This - One Direction

xoxoxoxox

How to know if you are OBSESSED with The Hunger Games (Bold is true for me)

1. If you are having ANY sort of competition, you recite the rules and end with "And may the odds be ever in your favor!"

2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay

3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc)

4. You cried when Rue died

5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long

6. You named your cat Buttercup (I do not own a cat)

7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc.

8. You love pita bread

9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT (No:()

10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune

11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character

12. You like to wear your hair in a braid but its too short :(

13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta (I don't have a driend named Peter:( )

14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names.

15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012 (already out! XD)

16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person

17. You try to just ignore the nude scenes in Catching Fire

18. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire

19. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life

20. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12"

21. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like

22. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did.

23. You've loved Haymitch, hated Haymitch, and been extremely mad at Haymitch

24. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!"

25. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight (which is obviously wrong beacsuse Hunger Games is alot better)

26. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids

27. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay

28. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. (I love her!!! She's so awesome!!!!)

29. You have parts of the book memorized

30. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games

xoxoxoxox

Make A Sentence:
Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a Mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - Paris Hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

Mine:

I shot a bag of weed because I smoke crack!

WTF!!!! NO I DON'T!!!!!

xoxoxoxox

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.

Taken from Lady rebellion's profile. I just love it:

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

When we first talked to each other
I knew we would always be friends.
Our friendship has kept on growing
And I'll be here for you to the end.

You listen when I have a problem
And help dry the tears from my face.
You take away my sorrow
And put happiness in its place.

We can't forget the fun we've had
Laughing 'til our faces turn blue.
Talking of things only we find funny
People think we're insane-If they only knew!

I guess this is my way of saying thanks
For catching me when I fall.
Thanks once again for being such a good friend
And being here with me through it all.

The words that escape a friend's mouth are "I'll be there when you say you need me" but the words that are unheard from a true friend's heart are "I'll be there... whether you say you need me or not."

xoxoxoxox

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

xoxoxoxox

Written by a guy:)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTSNothing is that important at 2 a.m.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

take Advantage of the mood we're in

Let us pay for you!

Dont "feel bad"

We enjoy doing it

It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you arent

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.

See the beauty in it.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether (;

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change.

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say "i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance

Guys repost this if you agreee

Girls repost this if you think it's cute

xoxoxoxox

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? kinda

3) How many houses have you lived in? 2

4) Favorite candy bar? if you mean chocolate bar, then all of 'em

5) Favorite shoes? CONVERSE! or my boots:)

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Of course, haven't you?

7) Least favorite school subject? Math

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope, she's not really my style of music

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? hell no

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Fictional character's voices, and sometimes we have conversations to pass the time

12) Favorite genre of music? Sad to say, pop

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn

14) What time were you born? 4:57

15) Do you like beer? I'm kinda way underage, but root beer's good

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Mmhmm

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? High School Musical. Shameful, isn't it?

18) Are you sarcastic? yeah when I wanna be, but I'm not the best at it

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue and Gray, and Silver and Gold

20) How many watches do you own? I dunno, 3? I never use them

21) Summer or winter? summer, coz we don't have winter here

23) Favorite color to wear? Any as long as it doesn't make me look weird. Well, colors don't really make people look weird, but still...

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Blue/Black

26) Where is your second home? The bookstore

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Well, yeah. Haven't we all?

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Uh, duh

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One, beside my bed

30) How many video games do you own? a lot but I don't use them

31) What was your first pet? a boring old goldfish

32) Ever had braces? No, but I don't need them

33) Do looks matter? Not really, as long as you're wearing something

34) Do you use chapstick? When my mom forces me

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School- I'm not in high school...yet

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? neither

37) Are you too forgiving? sadly yes

38) How many children do you want? 4, I'm not desperate or crazy(maybe) and that might sound creepy, but it's a thought

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? NO

40) Favorite breakfast meal?Eggs and Bacon;)

41) Do you own a gun? I want to when i grow up

42) Ever thought you were in love? With a real human being? NO. With a fictional character? Hell Yes!!!

43) When was the last time you cried? A Long time ago. Actually, just a few months ago. Depends, when was the last time I watched Titanic?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? read

45) Olive Garden? Sadly, no

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Why would I ever do that?

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No but when I grow up I want to go to England and Scotland and go castle visiting there

48) Nicknames? None. My name is too short

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? the state, no, KFC, sometimes

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? no

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? yes but not in that way you damn perverts

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nope

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Plastic diamond rings

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Hell no

57) Do you dye your hair? No

58) Does anyone like you? No, but I'm fine if nobody does. I'm fine if people hate me too.

59) What year were you born? not saying

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? What's it to you?

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? who the f* are they?

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys

63) Do you like yourself? No. I hate myself.Yeah, I have the lowest self-esteem on the planet

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair and Eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Never

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Duh

68) Do you own a webcam? No but my mom's laptop has one but the PC I'm using doesn't

69) Have you ever stripped? No!!!

70) Ever broke a bone? Luckily no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What on earth is that?

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No, I'm not that kind of person

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Never watched them, but most likely, Brady Bunch

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? How could I meet the high school counselor if I'm not yet in high school?

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Oh yeah, my bestie, my classroom besties

79) Do you have a birth mark? 1

80) Do you own a car? my dad does...duh

81) Can you cook? Barely, but I tried once and that wasn't that bad of a failure

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. homework and all things school-related

2. most.. no scratch that, all of my boy classmates

3. all the fake people at school

83) Do you text message often? I'm a girl, duh!

84) Money or love? sigh. love.

85) Do you have any scars? Yeah a lot, i'm extremely clumsy, and sometimes I have no idea where I get the scars, but I love scars:)

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To have all my fave stories updated. And for CP2 to come out right now. And for the Perks Of Being A Wallflower movie to show here already.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yeah, duh

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships, though I'm still too young

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Not all. Sometimes the grease just turns me off

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Like, part of them

92) Do you own a box of crayons? I used to, but now I think I lost them

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Nobody really. I don't get mad. Seriously, ask my friends, I never get mad. It's not coz I'm a wimp, I just don't feel like it. It's a waste of energy, unless, it's actually worth it.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Do fictional characters count?

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? my dad

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Once again, do fictional characters count?

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Well my best friend -in class- texted me a while ago

100) Who was the last person that called you? my mom

xoxoxoxox

A true friend sees the first tear... catches the second... and stops the third...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

xoxoxoxox

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This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

xoxoxoxox

Scary-a.. thing.. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

xoxoxoxox

That's all for now!

Okay, bye!

Hugs and Chocolate,

Yours Truly,

37XPeeta