Welcome!

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Yes, I'm a newbie. So therefore my stories suck thus far.

Anyways...

RANDOM STUFF!!!

To the windooooow! (/o_o)/

To the wall! \(o_o\)

愛 Love
勇 Courage
儒 Wisdom
喜 Happiness
怒 Anger
哀 Sorrow
樂 Joy
慾 Desire
悲哀 Sorrow
友情 Friendship
生命 Life
暗闇 Darkness
希望 Hope
水 善 = Water
土 強 = Earth
火 烈 = Fire
气 和 = Air

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Funny Quotes

"The only thing worse than a boy who hates you is a boy who loves you."

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

"Yes, you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you're stupid.

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself 'Where the heck is the ceiling?'"

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'Up' button."

"What do you call a dog with no legs?...Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"

"I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it."

"Come to the dark side...We have cookies you can chuck at people."

"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out of it alive anyway."

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

"Do you have a Band Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

"I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you."

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven."

AWESOMESAUCE