Albus Dumbledore attends the ceremony commemorating the 50th anniversary of the liberation of Nurmengard, when he runs into a familiar face where he least expects it. A foray into the world of Laazov's award-winning story "Goldstein," where a black-hatted yeshivah kid named Yehudah staggers confusedly into Hogwarts to try to find his place in the Jewish world and the magical one.

What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony Goldstein doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, he goes by Yehuda instead of Anthony, he's a transplant from a black hat yeshiva, and he's just finished his 1st year, courtesy of Laazov's award-winning story Goldstein. Here are several imaginary scenes leading up to Anthony's bar mitzvah circa Chamber of Secrets, December Dilemma and onward.

Two PPC agents are sent to investigate a travesty of Deep Space Nine fan fiction, but discover that righting the continuum may be more challenging than it appears.