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 Author has written 10 stories for Twilight. Bonjourno... :) i'm sarah the best friends; lauren; i have been best friends with her since 1st class. i can tell her anything, and i can trust her with it. she's crazy... like completely 'no ones gonna steal this jacket now ;o' (pj) we have been through so much, and on every sleepover, and this has been since first class, someone ends up on the kitchen floor, covered in lemonade, laughing their ass off at something eitherr myself or she said lmfao webcam is our thing ;) okay, well laurs ily so much and never forget that xxxxxxxxxx ruby; aw wow, ruby ;) i have been best friends with her since junior infants (kindergarten) she's bonkers and is so... crazy heheh. 'what is this? world war 3?' (pj) ruby, your mad and very... open with your thoughts ;) ily x sinead; sinead is... well she's sinead ;o nothing can really explain more than that hahah. she can be so weird in such a geeky way, it's unreal ;) she always counts on her fingers...? i've known her since 5th class, but we weren't friends, we became friends in first year :D anyway, she's such an amazing best friend :) il lauren m; okay, she's crazy :L always has these mad stories, but you don't really hear it properly until the second time she says it over :L italy ;) STRIPPERS! :L ily x jodie; the first time we met eachother? i was going down the road skipping through a hulahoop, and i turned and all i could see was the person SPYING on me, and she quickly hid herself :L yeah, we were freaks :L and the time we were convinced that rhys' dad was a criminal? and we were trying to get his fingerprints :L enjoy some of our amazing quotes (: ; *how many times have we held hands to face the scary things? your party-the scary noise outside, my sleepover-the red eyes, the grudge, the wolf-dog next door ... we have no fear!!!**how many years now? 8? * *i was that weird girl who skipped down the road thru a hula hoop* *she was that wierd girl who hid in her room watching me * *that was the first day we saw each other* *awkward stare out* *memories -- "sarah trust me imma professional spy i can train yhoo," reeces dad is a murderer we have to spy on him with our special equipment, i went to lady skool , the philosoraptors next door, baldwins whispering eye , "yeah thats great keep it behind yhoo ... if the grudge comes to get yhoo it will come from behind yhoo and i can warn yhoo in advance!" ... "AAAH!!" , the grudge is gunna come outta the dvd so i throw it at her and then we lock in a bag in a case in a bag in a bag in a bag upside down in between the beanbag and the table so we can watch it and make sure it doesnt get us , the red eyes outside ... oh wait its a light , hour long conversation on death, BOB the window cleaner, singing to bob marley, knick-knacking on no. 17 and getting caught every time , aaron and caroline lol i said enuf ((hiding behind the bush -- "i see a pair of knickers!!")), Billy/Bob/Billy-Bob/Billy-Bob-Joe sob always in our hearts, the ?50 we lost the change to after we bought a packet of mints during her mints stage, her pushing me off the wall -- instead of landing on my feet i lands on my face!!, her forgetting about me cos she was at the cinema sorri ... the movie was awesome tho xP , watching twilight at 2am and saying themost random shit ever , snuggles and cookie , disneyland , disney princess , spy training , the princess club , me and robyn singing vampwolf with her neighbours watching , my press - the most magical press ever - its candy mountain! , playing bungee buddies on the wii , babysittin jobs , our many brilliant schemes , red bull phase , the shops every 5 mins , our little kiss , the movie on the bed , dressing up for halloween , hawaii party , riko next door trying to kill us -- "RUN SARAH!!", shadow attacking uisce and making her violent -- r.i.p. shadow , tara and scrappy tryna attack everyone, "whats the difference between sam and blue?" "er...", dancing to genie in a bottle caroline singing along on the video and the next day the boys caught us , peeking into her aunties house then getting caught, pizza scraper on the window at my bday, holding hands to conquer scary things, "You Ditched Me!!!" ... "No I Didnt!!!" , i never stays awake at sleepovers and the next morning i'm grumpy ... ... yhoo cant stay in denial forever babii ... yull confess soon ... jus remember the old times, italy ommg haha all that needs to be said for that is me spying on the male strippers then tripping over my suitcase ripping the curtains down and getting our balcony window egged THEN BLAMING THE WHOLE THING ON JODIE!!! * *Theres nothing i wouldnt tell her* *i love her* 1.finish summer exams Okay, so most of you have probably noticed that I have indeed wrote a new FanFiction. I was sick, bored, and had a new story idea, so I just went ahead and posted it. I love the idea, so I am continuing it along with Breaking Edward Cullen. Please tell me in a review or private message whether I should keep PT as my main story, but keep writing BEC or I should keep BEC as my main story, but keep writing PT or I should just stop writing BEC or I should just stop writing PT... so read them, please and then tell me. CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter ~ (Dec 22 - Jan 19) can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars... i could really use a wish right now (wish right now) wish right now yeah i could use a dream or a genie or a wish to get back to a place more simpler than this cause after all the partyin' and smashin' and crashin' and all the glitz and the glam and the fashion and all the pandemonium and all the madness, there comes a time where you fade to the blackness and when you're starin' at that phone in your lap, and you're hoping but them people never call you back but that's just how the story unfolds, you get another hand soon after you fold and when your plans unravel and they sayin' what you would wish for if you had one chance so airplane airplane i'm sorry i'm late, i'm on my way so don't close that gate if i don't make that then i'll switch my flight, and i'll be right back at it at the end of the night can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars... i could really use a wish right now (wish right now) wish right now can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars... i could really use a wish right now (wish right now) wish right now somebody take me back to the days, before this was a job, before i got paid before it ever mattered what i had in my bank, yeah back when i was tryin' to get a tip at the subway and back when i was rappin' for the hell of it, but nowadays we rappin' to stay relevant i'm guessin' that if we can make some wishes outta airlanes, then maybe yo maybe i'll go back to the days before the politics that we call the rap game, and back when ain't nobody listened to my mix tape and back before i tried to cover up my slang, but this is for decatur whats up robby ray so can i get a wish to end the politics and get back to the music that started this shit so here i stand and then again i say, i'm hopin' we can make some wishes outta airplanes can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars... i could really use a wish right now (wish right now) wish right now can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars... i could really use a wish right now (wish right now) wish right now i could really use a wish right now (oh, oooooh) like, like, like shooting stars (oooooooooooh) a wish, a wish right now Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular 1. Edward Cullen 2. Bella Cullen 3. Alice Cullen 4. Emmett Cullen 5. Seth Clearwater 6. Carlisle Cullen 7.Esme Cullen 8. Rosalie Hale 9. Jasper Hale 10. Renee 11. Charlie Swan 12. Quil Ateara 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? 8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. 9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? 12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Ehhh... Awkward, I really dont know what a forty year old would shout... 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? 19. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and Nine and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Eight watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie. Edward and Esme are in a happy relationship until Esme runs off with Emmett. Edward, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Charlie and Jasper and a brief unhappy affair with Quil, then follows the wise advice of Seth and finds true love with Alice while Rosalie watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile. If you have ever asked the same question 3 times in 5 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. Don't forget to add to this, cause if you think about it, its loads of fun For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Read this! It's hilarious! Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Here are some really funny/weird phobias . Enjoy.! Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese. Russophobia- Fear of Russians. Judeophobia- Fear of Jews. Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. Ergophobia- Fear of work. Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture. Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. Nomatophobia- Fear of names. Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. Where are you? On my friend Lauren's computer in her room. Look up. Now look back. What's the last thing you ate? Say "George Bush". You now have a million dollars. What are you eating/drinking right now? I'm eating nothing. But I am drinking Jones :D Blue Bubble gum flavour :D Yummy :D What are you writing RIGHT NOW? Find a globe. Spin it. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18. "Right... Well, I guess I'll see you later" I told her awkwardly, straining from what she had said made me sure. She never- From Victorian Limits. Suchh a good book! What can you hear right now? Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Ruby: Err... Why do you ask? And why are you talking like that? Me: Like what? Lauren: All... Gah! Sarah! You mixed me up! Me: You do know I'm putting this conversation on the computer? Ruby: I'm gonna get some food Lauren: You do that Me: Okay... Well, I'll leave it there Lauren: Tell all your Twilight home dogs to keep cool! Me: Will do! Turn on the T.V. We were watching the Discovery Channel :L Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. Laurens mam staring at me :L 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Done with that? 1. You are in love with this person. Sooo, I'm really bored! Team Edward or Team Jacob? If this was six months ago, I would say Edward, but now Switzerland!! :) Fire or Ice? Ice ;) Werewolves vs. Vampires. Who would win? Vampires, obviously :) Jasper, Carlisle, Emmet, or Jared, or Seth? Sorry to all Jasper adorers (Including Sinead) but I don't see what's great about him... If I had to pick three, I like Carlisle, Emmett and Seth Who do you like more. Alice or Rosalie? BOTH!! Esme or Rosalie? BOTH!! Leah or her brother, Seth? Seth :) Mountain Lion or Grizzly Bear? Mountain Lion :) Bronze hair (Edward) or Blonde hair (Jasper)? B R O N Z E Do you hate Edward? No!! Do you hate Jacob? No!! Another quiz: And now are main feature the twilight quiz, Which One! Quiz yourself on your loyalty to your team? (Yes, I no it is stupid) Twilight or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? Eclipse New Moon or the movie? Dunno yet... Killing yourself or Edward dead? Edward dead (hey i'm sorry! But i dont wanna die!) Killing yourself or Jacob dead? Jacob dead (hey i'm sorry! But i dont wanna die!) Edward or Jacob? Both Bella or Reneesme? Both! Bella get's on my nerves sometimes, but I think her as me, so both Robert Pattison or Henry Caville? Who the hell is Henry Caville? ROBERT PATTINSON ALL THE WAY!! he was a awesome Cedric and Edward! Alice or Bella? Both Alice or Rose? Both Alice or Esme? Both Alice or Emmett? Both Jazzyemo or Emmett? E M M E T T Emmett or Carlisle? Both Carlisle or Charlie? Carlisle Esme or Renee? Both :) Sam or Leah? Leah Emily or Leah? Emily Seth or Jacob? Both :D Quil or Embry? Doesn't really make a difference Rachel or Rebecca? Em... Well, both Paul or Jane? Jane Jane or Alec? BOTH!! Demetri or Felix? Felix Aro or Caius? Aro Marcus or Aro? A R O! (and last but not least) Vampires or Werewolves? I adore both!! But this is an important question, so Vampires :) Hey, I love all of my stories very much, but since I have 8, and writing two, it's hard to update. I'm trying my best, and my hardest is trying to get back in with New Moon with a Twist as I haven't updated that one in a while. Here is the all my stories, and what's happening with them: New Moon with a Twist = Discontinuing, sorry. But as I said at the top, if this is your favourite story, then tell me and I'll see what I can do. Robyn: Did you think Romeo and Jasper had a good night? - Our English question for homework Sinead: Loves Billy Black and wants to have Jacob with him all over again ;) YOUR GUY SIDE:
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. YOUR GIRL SIDE: It's safe to say, that I have a mind of a girl, thank god :) BREAKING EDWARD CULLEN; CHAPTER ONE: BREAKING EDWARD CULLEN; CHAPTER TWO: Hey, I love all of my stories very much, but since I have 8, and writing two, it's hard to update. I'm trying my best, and my hardest is trying to get back in with New Moon with a Twist as I haven't updated that one in a while. Here is the all my stories, and what's happening with them: New Moon with a Twist = Discontinuing, sorry. But as I said at the top, if this is your favourite story, then tell me and I'll see what I can do. |
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