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Joined 03-24-11, id: 2805284, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
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Miyako: WELL... I guess I'll start with the Like and the Dislikes, since my name is OBVIOUSLY Miyako, and I'm OBVIOUSLY not going to tell you how old I am. Stalker. ANYWAYS, I'm pretty much a night person, and my favorite animal is wolves. 'Cause wolves are awesome. And bad*ss. And cute. And are loyal. And fierce fighters. And are carnivores. And I'm going to move on now. I FREAKING HATE broccali. It's like eating a tree. That tastes like crap. I shudder at the thought at it. A certain manga character I hate is... Kiyomi Takada. So. Much. SHE KILLED TWO OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS, even just killing only killed Matty and not Mello-Jello (or vice versa) is deserving of a slow and painful death. My manga crush is the adorable yandere Russia, he doesn't get enough love |:3. Another thing I like, is fighting :D. Kaoru's better at it than me, but it's still fun. So much fun. Meh, that's all I have to s- OH WAIT. YAOI. I love it. Now I'm done. Seriously.

Kaoru: I can go ahead and start with my likes and dislikes as well, and since I feel bad with all this white space: My name is Umichi Kaoru, and my age... I can't tell you that. That would get me kidnapped and killed before I even knew what was happening. Alright, starting with my likes: I prefer night, it's so quiet and serene, and no one is outside to make noise or to see you. Cats have to be at the top of my favorite list. They are just so cute and independent, like they don't really care what you think, and they just do what they want. And then they secretly adore attention... erm, I'm looking to into this ^.^". Friends are better than enemies, peacemaking is better than fist fighting.

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I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light can finally have everything he wants: the world and, more importantly, L. Convincing L, however, turns out to be more difficult than killing him, especially with a house full of orphans to stir the soup. Christmas fluff balanced by a power struggle between the dynamic duo. Edited version up as of Jan 2017.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,949 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Truth or Dare: Hetalia by ChocolateMaple reviews
Has a nation ever done something so stupid, you felt like kicking them? Or throwing rotten tomatoes at them? Well, here's your chance! Dare or truth the Hetalia in any way you please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011
Hetalia Truth or Dare! by Principessa Dell'Opera reviews
In which the reviewer can ask for any truth, or any dare for any character! Any and everything accepted! Read and review the awesomeness and GET THE PARTY STARTED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010
How Matt Got His Goggles by zerowhitelilies reviews
AU. Mello has a sleepover. Truth or Dare is played. Mello severely teases Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Pledge to Mattello by Lulukiryu reviews
A commemorative pledge to Mattello derived from the United States pledge of allegiance. May they rest in peace 1/26/10.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Q&A: Death Note Edition by Spottedstar106 reviews
Wanna ask a Death Note character a question? Now's your chance to possibly humiliate or scar them for life! Submit a review with your questions! Let the insanity begin! Rated for language. R&R
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009
Eavesdropping is Wrong by angellovedark reviews
AU.Matt/Mello with past Matt/Near and a little L/Light. What happens when Mello finds Matt diary from Wammys?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Super Hyper Crossovers! by Lyn Dulce reviews
Really random crossovers I come up with when bored... OOCness, maybe some AU, or OCs dont really know yet..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Of Host Clubs and Twins reviews
When rich turned poor Amaya arrives at Ouran, all she wants is a real friend. One who she can always count on, who understands her. Then she met the Host Club. But when old family problems arise, will Amaya break? Fail summary fail story T just in case
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011