Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU

WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?

Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.

After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. Complete.

The story of an adolescent human-Controller - a boy and his Yeerk. Runs parallel to the events of Animorphs #50-54. Explores gay issues with mild sexual content, mostly explores what it would be like to spend a significant portion of growing up as a slave of the Yeerk invasion. SLASH

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.

Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover

Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?

With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel

Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.

HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.

Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

-WIP- Naruto always knew he'd had parents once, but came to realize that of the musing he'd done, he'd never imagined what they looked like. Now he has to get home without giving away that he's technically not who everyone thinks he is—the son of Konoha's beloved Yondaime Hokage. Yet between his own heart and the Fourth's intelligence, it seems that won't be as easy as he'd hoped.

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.

Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.

Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.

Pain. Fear. Death. These are the things inflicted upon Harry by the Dark Lord and his followers. His only means of escape are two incomprehensible choices. But after Harry has been forced to do the unthinkable, he questions if he made the right decision.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.

Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers

AU Darkly Treacherous: What happens when Harry is captured by the Light side?

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!

Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.

A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Totally AU. If the Potters had accepted Dumbledores help. Not Slash

HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED

AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Hunters are like wolves without purpose. They are purported beasts; savage and monstrous. However, they have been proven to be the most intelligent, and perhaps in lieu of that, the most emotional.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?

Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?

A conspiracy within Konoha leads to a near fatal encounter for Naruto on the night of the Genin Exams. As he copes, his team struggles to work together and live up to the Hokage’s expectations.

AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.

AU. There was a time when he wanted nothing more than to have a friend. Now his only goal is to go home. Naruto and Gaara friendship story. Its NOT yaoi.

ON HOLD/Being rewritten

Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

HPLotR crossover. Harry finds himself falling into Middle Earth, blind, blonde, and confused. He's distressed, looks almost like a Malfoy, and he meets a talking tree. Could it get any worse? Of course. No pairings. Rating and title may change.

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

When the impossible becomes possible and the line between dreams and reality blurs, what will Naruto do when he's confronted with the past? And what does this mean for the present and the future? Time travel fic. Discontinued.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Uzumaki Naruto, village pariah, manages to pass the first genin exam he takes at the academy, but how will he manage pass the real test? AU Part one

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.

Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.

I don’t hate my job, or wish that I’d never came to this hospital, but maybe if had a fresh start to do things differently, they wouldn’t be so complicated.

When Harry Potter’s Horcrux-hunting mission goes horribly wrong in Deathly Hallows, he’s flung back to 1932 – before Tom Riddle’s metamorphosis into Lord Voldemort, before Grindlewald’s defeat, and before Dumbledore became Hogwart’s Greatest Headmaster.

Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.

Harry was six the first time he learned he had super powers. His first prank was levitating Mrs Wiggs's wig during class. He was hooked. And then he went to Hogwarts. This is the story of how Harry did it. Warning: Humour

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

I couldn’t contain myself any longer, yet at the same time, I found myself at a complete loss for words. After a long pause, I was finally able to manage the only three words I could muster: "Oh – my – God!"

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? Certainly not.

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/

The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.

Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT

Having never truly lived, three friends are given a second chance. But their new lives aren't perfect. They must overcome new obstacles and harder challenges if they are to enjoy their second lives. Crossover with Harry Potter in the Naruto world.

After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.

While looking for Tora Naruto is attacked by a facehugger. When he wakes up he's changed a bit. AVP game Crossover.

Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

A set of recurring dreams provoke Harry to delve into the history of some of the most powerful wizarding families in order to begin his fight in the war. ABANDONED: note at top of chapter 61.

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

Kakashi wants a peaceful life without precious people in it. Naruto wants nothing but precious people in his life. Set two years after the manga

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

UPDATED: Jan 1, 2009 - Naruto will do anything to save the future and the people in it, even if it means going back to the very beginning. “For all my precious people…for you, Kakashi. I’ll do it for you.” /Kakashi x Naruto/ It's true, chapter 3 is up!

In the silence of the night did Uzumaki Naruto realise the truth of his existence. And as he forges his own destiny will everyone that ever knew him ask one simple question: Naruto! What have you done!

The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.

Augustus Rookwood, unspeakable and Death Eater, discovers the prophecy. How ironic, that Dumbledore and Voldemort should grant him a destiny even greater than their own.

Something intervenes to grant baby Harry a better home... well, happier anyway. Kinda. Harry Potter, Shinobi. Of Suna.

Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.

After his 4th year, Harry learns about different ways of thinking, different ways of playing, and about some different magic. Warning, some graphic violence and adult situations. Touched up and reposting... finally...

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU

Left with a shard of Tom Riddle within, Harry Potter struggles against memories and feelings not his own. While Britain succumbs to fear and hysteria, he must fight two sides: the power games of Lord Voldemort as well as the darkness inside his own mind.

Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.

Chapter 19! Yay! Naruto begins to get headaches that no one can explain. He also begins to hear strange voices that he doesn't recognise and no one else can hear. Secrets are being kept and lies are covering more lies. SasuNaru Yaoi

A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.

It started with a bad morning, which resulted in a bet. That bet was countered with another. Then, it grew into curiosity. Curiosity became obsession. And obsession…well…it might just become more than that. And all this, because of one rubber band.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.

AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

Discontinued. Re-written as 'Wrong Side of Normal'. XD

Attacked by his enemies, framed by the ministry,and betrayed by his friends Harry Potter is cast into the darkness. Only to be saved by the most unlikey person.

AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.

ON HIATUS The Kyuubi’s attack was not simple, random chance. Now, six years later, the Beast Realm is splintering and demons walk the earth. Enter Naruto, a devious kid with something to prove. He’ll need it—he’s the catalyst.

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen.

Rituals are delicate things. So are Dark Lords. Harry learns this the hard way, along with the true meaning of fellowship.

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

AU. Sasuke drowns naruto in the river at the valley of the end and gains the coveted Mangekyou Sharingan. But when Kakashi arrives... Puppet!Naru, OOC!Akatsuki.

Harry gets a lesson in playground warfare and turns from victim into a Lord. Grey possibly Dark Harry

In the fight to protect Tsunade from Kabuto, Naruto reveals a power no one expected.

Sequel to Cause and Effect. Trouble's brewing in Konoha, and Naruto will have to learn the hard way that sometimes, before you can save others, you have to save yourself. And sometimes, you have to let others save you.

AU. The Yondaime Hokage died sealing the Kyuubi into a newborn child. Sixteen years later, Uzumaki Naruto's world is shattered and turned upsidedown once more, as the unbelievable truth is finally revealed.

The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.

In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes

In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?

A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.

In another universe, Orochimaru succeeded during the Invasion of the Leaf at the end of the chuunin exam.

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

In the end, Sasuke couldn't let Naruto kill him...and he couldn't kill Naruto, either. So he did the only thing he COULD do...and Naruto is now very, very confused. Watch out, Konoha, because Uzumaki Naruto is about to make history. NOT SasuNaru, FemNaru.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC

What if Sasuke chose a different path? How could he change his destiny, just by one small act of personal weakness? How many lives would be changed for the better, and how many for the worse? [Team7 friendship fic,AU from Ep 33]

An ‘accident’ concerning a Dementor changes Harry’s life. After OotP, non HBPcompliant. Dementorish!Harry

When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep, secrets are revealed, alliances are forged, and events are set in motion that will determine the outcome of the war. Alternate 6th year: ignores HBP & DH. Eventually Snape mentors Harry...if they don't kill each other first.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Crossover with 300: The Movie. AU Time is a fragile dimension, and mixing magic with it has severe repercussions more often than not. What does the future hold for Harry, raised in ancient Sparta, then thrust back into the Future? Eventual Honks

AU. OVERHAUL IN PROGRESS: Read Ch.1 AN. On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort left behind a piece of his power and insanity. A Harry Potter with the abilities of a young Tom Riddle, and a hidden war between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix. HHr

Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.

JD collapses during his shift after experiencing horrible chest pain. What is wrong with him? How will his friends react?

Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!

With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?

An old concept presented in a hopefully new way. Harry learns about his magic early. Warning, OOC, Super!Dark!Harry. But not Evil!Harry.

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

Book7. Harry Potter has always been unusual. But how unusual will he become, when a brutal massacre at Bill's wedding leaves him simmering with rage and revenge? Confronted with a darker side of himself and with unlikely allies, what's next?

James Potter did something unforgiveable and nobody knew about it... until now. What will the knowledge of this sin do to Severus and his isolated life? INCOMPLETE/ABANDONED

Time Travel. Harry Potter is dead, murdered by the wand of Voldemort. Dumbledore commits his most loyal follower McGonagall to initiate his contingency plan for Harry's failure. It costs the woman her soul and puts Harry on the path of the forsaken.

One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.

PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE

The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...

Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL

When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.

AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.

A NarutoHellsing cross, maybe the first of its kind. Naruto is turned by Seras Victoria, and is now both a No Life King and the Vessel of the Kyuubi no Kitsune! What was I thinking?

What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.

Harry outs himself to the Weasleys and all hell breaks loose...

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

AU, OOC, OC. I'm back the reasons for my long delay are listed in the new chapter. Details: Naruto changes his way of life and makes new friends along the way to show him a better outcome.

This is Harry Potter. [This] is Harry Potter on drugs. Finished.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Somehow, the Fourth is alive. Somehow, trust must be built. Radically different from his own neglected childhood, what will Naruto do when the spotlight burns him? Door Number Two fanverse.

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?

A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]

- ON HOLD - When Naruto discovers the secret of the Third's decree, a dormant bond between the Kyuubi and its vessel is awakened. NarutoKyuubi Male Centric Mentor not Romance . Deviates from canon from meeting with Tsunade onwards.

Harry Potter who enters Hogwarts is not the boy everybody expected. Dursleys treatment made him learn his lessons too early. (does not follow the storyline of PS after the sorting)

AU. Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by an Unspeakable and taken back to the Department of Mysteries. Little does he know he is to become their test Guinea pig. Rated M.

[SSHP].MWPP. Harry gets a chance to fufill a wish from the light, seeing as he saved the world from the Dark Lord. The Light misinterprets Harry's wish and sends him back in time, and to Harry this was a second chance. Slash and Het, details inside.

An attempt at destroying a Horcrux backfires, landing the Trio in the past... 1000 years in the past to be exact. And now, Harry's learning the hard way that he can't always get off scot free with running his mouth.

Everyone has those random fleeting urges, needs mostly ignored and forgotten. Harry’s are just a bit more darker than most. ONESHOT [Graphic Violence, Insanity]

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.

Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.

A reluctant prince holding a ball. A dying girl. A beaten boy defying the odds to save her. A chance meeting. A desperate race against time. Love has a habit of blooming at the most inopportune moment there is. HPSS slash. Complete!

Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.

AU. Slytherin!Harry. What happens to the Wizarding World when Bellatrix and others discover the news of her inability to bear magical children? An enraged Dark Lord falls, and a small boy becomes missing: Harry. COMPLETE.

Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.

Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.

Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic

Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.

Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

AU Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. Naruto and the gang from Konoha Academy of Sorcery participate in the Triwizard Tournament at Hogwarts, in place of Beauxbatons, who declined. Full summary available in my profile. ON HIATUS.

The last thing Harry could remember was finishing his steak and kidney pie. He wakes up to find that his life has drastically changed to include wings, claws and the mostly animalistic mind of...a phoenix? HBP Compatible, nonslash. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS

Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?

This is a complete and utter spoof and exists purely for amusement. Voldemort invades Hogwarts, and the teachers are taken hostage: confusion, crossdressing, and dancing ensues. one shot.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Harry's killed by Lucius Malfoy. Or is he? The Prophecy gets in the way, and Harry has to do it all again. [at long last, ch.5 the trip to hogwarts]

[AU] Harry, once scared and abused, now lives in the Forbidden Forest where he has adapted to life. The wizards want him back, but Harry wants to be a wolf of the forest. [WiP] 'Addictive' - HermioneGreen [Reader]

What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.

Updated! This story will no longer be updated. It may, however, become an original story in the future.

"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

ABANDONED Everything can change when Harry meets a dragon named Draco and together with the most famous wizard of all time, Merlin, faces evil and the everyday horrors of life. HarryPotterxDragonHeart crossover!

AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...

Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.

[SK: COMPLETE][Edited] How difficult can it be to kill one young miko? Apparently very for this irritated demon lord. Killing someone, that's simple. But keeping them dead...that's something entirely different.

SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.

Ever find yourself dumbstruck by the MarySues and bad OCs in the Harry Potter Fandom? Don't worry, it's Mary Sue herself, here to sort you out! She introduces us to all the OCs, one by one. [This is Harriet, Harry's twin sister. She's here ALL the time.]

Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS

An unexpected accident happened when Harry was practicing animagus transformation. How could Harry seek help?

Alternate 5th Year: A child has suffered enough, an intruder encounters unexpected resistance, and the careless words of Voldemort have the most unexpected results. Harry Potter is about to take a stand. Durmstrang will offer much mystery

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Harry is raised by Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Arabella Figg. He's trained in secret because they believe Voldemort will return. Features Slytherin!Harry

JESUS: Coming soon to a Hogwarts near you

Harry Potter has a lot of questions for Severus Snape. HPSS Slash. Shortfic.

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)