Name: Krimsyn Ashleigh Starlington

Gender: Female

Age: 27

Kane Chronicles

Following The Path of: Geb

Magical Strengths: Divining, Elemental Magic (Mainly Earth and Fire), Divine Words

Magical Weaknesses: Potions, Animal Charming, Portals, Battle Magic

Godly Parent: N/A

Egyptian Ancestors: Narmer, Ramses II, Nefertiti

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Eye Color: Hazel

Favorite Books: Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, A Wrinkle In Time, 39 Clues, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride

Least Favorite Books: None! (Except Grapes of Wrath! Curse you, you insufferable, little hard to read and understand son of a bitch!)

Favorite Authors: Rick Riordan, Eoin Colfer, Madeliene L'engle, J.K Rowling, etc.

Least Favorite Authors: Uh... NONE!

Quotes of Mine: "Noooo! I stole it from a hobo!" "You know, just 'cause I'm married with 8 children (Yeah, 8 kids, I've had a lot of multiples) dosen't mean I can't be a crazy helluva motherfucker and still be a good wife and mom!"

Other Crap: I am the WORST stalker in the fuckin' world! When I stalk my friends I always tell them "I'm stalking youuuu...", which apparently, you aren't supposed to do. Also, your not supposed to say "Stalk" with every step, because supposedly, it makes noise, which I guess stalkers aren't supposed to make. I am married with six children.

My life's motto: Meh.

Humph...

Here Are Some of My Favorite Quotes From The Millions of Books I read

I don't like lollipops- Artemis Fowl

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't- Artemis Fowl

Master calls me Doughboy, though I find the name rather insulting. You may call me Supreme-Force-Who-Crushes-His-Enemies!- Doughboy

All we can do is hope.- Violet Baudelaire

Just because you call an electric eel a rubber ducky doesn't make it a rubber ducky. And God help the poor bastard that wants to take a bath with Ducky.- Jace Wayland

Truest words ever spoken
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn around.
Love me? Great.
Hate me? Even better! (Unless you're my hubby or kid.)
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me, dumbass.
Don't like my style? Don't like yours.
Don't know me? Don't judge me.
Think you know me? You have NO idea!

A Mother's Life

You say Love Song, I say Love Bug (Linley)
You say Take a Bow, I say Take a Breath (The beautiful, and very theatric Cecily and Morrigan)
You say 4 Minutes now, right, Mom?, I say give it an hour or two (Luca)
You say 1:00 am, I say 9:00 pm, now go to bed (Andrew and Edith, my little party animals)
You say revenge on That Little Bitch, I say Move On, she wasn't woth it anyways (Krisis Jr. {I know it's hard, kiddo.})
You say But, Mom, Krisis is just so frickin' ... Dumb!, I say He's your twin and you need to be there for him. (Krimsyn Jr...)
You say Ice cream, ice cream! I say it's almost your bedtime, it's almost your bedtime! (*cough cough* Edith, Andrew, Cecily, Morrigan, and Linley...)
You say 'help', I say S'your homework! (All of you...)
You say 'BFF', I'd say you have a little boyfriend... (Krimsyn! Hehehe!)
You say tonight, I say in the morning. (Linley, Luca)
You say you're stuck in the past, I say you're the Kids of the Future, (Krimsyn (II), Krisis(II), Linley, Luca, Andrew, Edith, Morrigan, and Cecily Starlington, creating the future through art, music, invention, tootgpick architecture, sculpting, and photgraphy since 1996+!)
You say I'm obsessed, I say I'm in love, (I love you my Krisis (I))
You say bare feet, I say vans (Krisis, honey)
I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO VERY MUCH! KRISIS, OTHER KRISIS, OTHER KRIMSYN, LUCA, LINLEY, ANDREW, EDITH, CECILY, AND MORRIGAN! YOU GUYS ARE MY LIFE AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT!!!!!

If you love your family as much as I do mine, repost and put out love messages to them!

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Black and green. Why? They represent Green Day, the best band in the fuckin' universe!

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Minerva off a cliff?

A- Neither! Luke is very cool and heroic (at the end) and I have nothing against Minerva.

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Uh... Probably, let's see... Whatever cabin Apollo's kids are in.

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- Um, Mind control? IDK! Ooh... now that you think about it that would be pretty damn cool... (Insert Evil Grin Here)

Q-Favorite Artemis Fowl quote?

A- D'Arvit, there's so many! Probably: "Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't."

Q-Favorite Christmas song?

A- Well, I'm not the biggest fan of christmas, too much cheer, Y'know? But... I guess if I had to choose ... Silent Night, Not much energy is put into that song.

Q-Favorite song?

A- East Jesus Nowhere by Green Day. I'll listen to any heavy punk, rock or metal, even if I can't understand it. It's just so angry and it makes ya wanna seriously kick some arse, y'know!

Q-If you could date any Kane Chronicles character who would it be?

A- None of them. I'm more of your 'I Fly Solo' kind of person.

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Artemis Fowl movie?

A- Juliet Butler. She kicks ass!

Q-Favorite books?

A- I like anything I can get my hands on.

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night. It's just so quiet and serene.

Q- If you could be king or queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- I would get complete revenge on all of my enemies and kill slipknot! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Sarcastic, Smart-aleck, curious, friendly, loyal, pessimistic, and love to annoy EVERY ONE/THING. Love to pull pranks. Very Mischievous. I am pretty street-smart and tough. I'm a tree-hugger and care a lot about the environment.I can be a little paranoid sometimes. I can sometimes forgets to grasp the seriousness of things and can be a little blunt. I am quick to anger, but also quick to forgive. I can be too curious and can be a little emo-like sometimes. Although I never cut myself. I have a relatively short attention span and love to have fun. I do not like boys and am a proud member of the Hunt. I like to fool around or read to relax myself. Basically 99% of rules or directions I hear goes in one ear and out the other. I care a lot about my friends and am a pretty good liar and thief. Nothing special compared to the Hermes kids, though.

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- Don't wanna be an American Idiot!

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- 20 dollar bill.

Q- Who is the most special person to you?

A- My hero, Billie Joe Armstrong.

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- I don't know... Or remember for that matter.

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- Jackass

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- January. It is just so cold, peaceful, and serene... And my birthmonth...

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- That I'm a Jackal Girl. Plain and Simple

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- Fistfight? No. Khopesh fight against a Sha (Set Animal)? Lotsa times!

Q- Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

A- Krimsyn II

Q- Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

.Krisis II

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 A.M. to continue reading. (YES!)

You write FanFictions about the book. (What do you think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (YES!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (No. I have no friend but my dear Seti.)

Everything reminds you of the book.(More or less, being in Egypt half of the time.)

You quote random lines all the time.(YES!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (YES! {I always try to be as smart and sarcastic as Artemis Fowl. I love sarcasm and being smart!})

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Never been to public school.)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YES! I have TONS! On the Ipod I stole anyway...)

You've got a book memorized. (Yes.)

You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (YES! I read The Red Pyramid in 1 and a half hours! [I started in the morning at 5:02 and ended at 6:32 Beat that! I doubt you can.]

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Maybeee...)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No.)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (YES!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES!)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the Flock. (Umm...no. I read Maximum Ride, but have no desire to join the Flock.)

Your idol is a character from a book. (YES!)

You have plans to march straight down to San Antonio and scream at Rick Riordan if Zarter dosen't get together in the next TKC book! (OMGS YES!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have read a book then cried because the series was over after that book add this to your profile!

If you couldn't stop thinking about a book add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt (unless its family)
xShopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 19 (There is nothing wrong with being a tomboy!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chap stick.
You love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner. (Does kohl count?)
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 14

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'fathers got shammed or nagged into doing the same thing-' The Egypt Game

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Seti's bum.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

IDK, haven't watched TV in ten years.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Seti feasting on an unidentified animal's shinbone.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Running for my immortal life.

9. What are you wearing?

A classic egyptian white cotton dress and the gold chain from Great-Granddad Anubis and Great-Grandma Anput.

10. Did you dream last night?.

Nada.

11. When did you last laugh?

Watching my friends attempt to do the macarena covered head-to-toe in bubble wrap.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Blueprints for inventions.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Horus doing -er, trying to do the macarena. In my mind, though...

14. Anything Else?

Picturing Anubis in Jackal-head form doing the dougie...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Nightmare on Elm Street

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Backup laptop? IDK...?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I am on the path of becoming a master Necromancer! I will not give up! :)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Just one? Okay, then I would stop global warming.

19. George Bush:

No bloody comment...

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Allison

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ethan.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nah, I don't know if it is really for me...

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life

When you're weird, you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny, and make a HUGE loser out of yourself in public.

Don't take life so seriously. No one gets out alive.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Don't hit kids. . . . . no seriously, they got guns now.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity . . . not so sure about the universe.

I'm rad, you're rad . . . but if you hug me, I will slap you silly.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Pictures fade away but memories are FOREVER! . . . unless you're an amnesiac.

Take candy, not drugs.

Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; that's why we call it present.

Friendship is like peeing your pant; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

Hold your head high gorgeous, there are people that would kill to see you fall.

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-KISS-MY-ARSE

If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Elmo watches you from your closet.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I have yet to figure out why.

Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

Attempting to give a damn . . . . . Unable to give a damn. Stopping . . . . Process failed. Damn not given.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . .
make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR)
squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A punk concert isn't fun without a pit.

I sort of enjoy the fact that I`m misunderstood most of the time. That`s fine.

I`m not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac`s working!

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can`t wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you`re a moron. They have nothing to say, you know?

Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything.

I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman.

If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you`ll end up saying you hate them just because you`re so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.

I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now.

I think it`s your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard.

There are a lot of bands who claim to be punk and they only play the music, they have no clue what it`s all about. It`s a lifestyle. It`s not about popularity and all that crap.

There`s nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect. But nobody`s perfect, so why practice?

No one`s really happy anyway, it`s not human.

People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they`ve grown old.

If I look at my old lyrics, they seem to be full of rage, but empty. There was an emptiness in my life.

Punk will never be dead to me. It`s my life. I can never just drop this lifestyle. It embodies me.

I write everything on a xylophone!

The most dramatic entrance for an autograph was probably when I was in Edmonton Alberta Canada or... whatever, and she jumped on my back and asked for the autograph. She was so cool and she said she wanted to be in a band... Well, whoever that was, I totally support you!

A guy walks up to me and asks `What`s Punk?`. So I kick over a garbage can and say `That`s punk!`. So he kicks over a garbage can and says `That`s Punk?`, and I say `No that`s trendy!

All great rock bands have a little dirt in their faces.

Punk Rock is dead and I fu*ing killed it.

We put the fun back into disfunctional.

You can say it to my face, you might be picking yourself off the ground.

It`s all fun until someone gets hurt...then it`s hysterical.

I`m not going to say anything inspirational, I`m just going to fu*ing swear a lot.

The day you become old is the day you are not looking for new experiences anymore.

You can`t live on planet rock 24/7, you have to get down and dirty and have some fun.

You have to search the absolute deamons of your soul to make a great record.

My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world and I have never been bashful about saying that.

I`ve been wearing thae same pants since the eventh grade.

It`s Mr. American Idiot to you.

They sound like Tre choking on a hairball. (In reference to Slipknot)

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don`t have that, your kidding yourself and your listener.

I`m the greatest guitar player in the world! I can play *ing Heavy Metal god dammit!

I`m just the same idiot from Rodeo, CA that I was before Dookie came out. So if you see me in the street, come by and say hi. I guarantee you I`ll say hi back.

Do I want to change the world with music? Well heck yeah I want to change the world to a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed...it needs a kick in the ass.

Punk is always something that`s going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

~Forecast for tonight: darkness

~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

~Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

~Hell is full of musical amateurs

~There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

~I'm not random I just have many thoughts

~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

To oppose something is to maintain its existence.

If people lead, the leaders will follow.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

~There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a *.

~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

~If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my *!

~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

~Wherever there is life there is love

~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

~I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

~Strawberry Laces! Cause not every kid can afford crack!

~Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

~When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

~When a boy tells you to "Suck It!" Just smile and say "Sorry but my mother told me to never put SMALL things in my mouth!"

~Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

~HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

~I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

~When I die, I'm going to haunt the * out of you people!

~ If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

~Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

~Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

~All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

~Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

~A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

~I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

~To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

~Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

~Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

~Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

~When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

~Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

~MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

~Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

~In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

When you say I'm weird, I laugh because I knew that wayyyy before you did.

Your just jealous 'cause we act stupid in public and people still love us!

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!

I'm not weird, your just to normal.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: no.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: no

Girl: Choose: me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

My name is Chris

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I’m locked up

All day long.

When I’m awake I’m all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late.

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

(i cried on this and its not easy to make me cry)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm (was) a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm (was) a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A GUY AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm asian so I must be a nerd who does homework 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (I'm rich, just not a prep.)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (swear to gods, if you say that, you're going down)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(say that again, and my fist WILL be in 'yo face)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I must have a sterotype.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (so what if i like ed, ed 'n' eddy?!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish(That may be, but it's better than being boring)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO
I live (used to) in Canada, so I must live in an igloo and ride a polar bear to school.

Fav quotes?

Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck. And God help the poor bastard who wants to take a bath with the ducky - Jace Wayland, City of Bones

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade or squeeze it in the eyes of your enemies - Happy Bunny

Braccas meas veccemini(Eat my pants)- Percy Jackson

I`m the greatest guitar player in the world! I can play fu*ing Heavy Metal god dammit!- Billie Joe Armstrong

Let`s shake up some shit. That`s all you can do.- Billie Joe Armstrong

The day you become old is the day you are not looking for new experiences anymore.- Billie Joe Armstrong

You have to search the absolute demons of your soul to make a great record.- Billie Joe Armstrong

My goal is to be one of the biggest bands in the world and I have never been bashful about saying that.- Billie Joe Armstrong

I've been wearing the same pants since the eleventh grade.- Billie Joe Armstrong

It`s Mr. American Idiot to you.- Billie Joe Armstrong

They sound like Tre choking on a hairball. (In reference to Slipknot)- Betcha can't guess who said this!

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don`t have that, your kidding yourself and your listener.- Or this.

When life gives you lemons, you ask 'who the hell are you? More importantly, why are you giving me these lemons? I didn't ask for no lemons! And by the way, what the hellwas your mother thinking when she called you life?'-Moi

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

So What- Pink

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day (WTF!?)

3. Your teacher is...
367- Weezer

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Please Don't Leave Me- Pink

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

E.T. -Katy Perry

6. What would your best friend say about you?

My Last Breath- Evanescence

7. How do you feel right now?

Where Is Your Heart- Kelly Clarkson

8. What's on your bedside table right now?
Give Me Novacaine- GREEN DAY!! (GREEN DAY PWNZ!)

9. When you open your wardrobe you see..

Mad Kow- Weezer

10. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Don't Let Me Get Me- Pink

11. If you had to write a Harry Potter FanFiction right now, what would the title be?
I Don't Want Your Lovin'- Weezer

12. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...
Who Am I Living For by Katy Perry featuring Drake (I Alctually sung that at my last school talent show! Lol)

13. Your life's theme song is...
I heard A Rumour by Bananarama

14. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)- Bananarama

15. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
She's A Rebel- Green Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Your motto is...
U + Ur Hand- Pink

17. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Who Knew- Pink

18. What did you dream about last night?
Nathan Jones- Bananarama (OK WEIRD! I actually dreamed of Nathan Jones last night! My sweet, wonderful fiance!)

19. Any last words?
American Idiot- GREEN DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(BEST EFFIN' SONG EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Kane Chronicles Version

1. Carter Kane
2. Sadie Kane
3. Anubis
4. Ra
5. Horus
6. Amos
7. Iskandar
8. Bast
9. Bes
10.Isis
11. Tawaret
12. Apophis

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Amos/Tawaret? What. The. Crap!?!?!? Second off, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ra? Well, maybe when he's not in wrinkly old senile man form...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

What the F*!?! APOPHIS GETTING BAST PREGNANT THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS I CAN'T EVEN COUNT!

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Bes? nope.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Sadie and Amos!? No, OH GODS EWW...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Horus/Bes or Horus/Isis. NEITHER! EWW!!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Iskandar walked in on Sadie and Apophis kissing... AWKWARD!!! EWWW!! GROSS! Nasty! plus odd because Iskandar is dead.

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Maybe? I hope not. Zarter os MUCH better than... than... that.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Uhmmm... awkward god/dead guy gayness

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Well, I don't have any friends on my list because all my buddies don't like writing... sad face... And i certaintly hope if i did they wouldn't consider my dad hot!!!!!!!

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Tawaret, no friends once again, but i draw tawaret. It's pretty easy. Just draw a purple skinned pregnant lady with braided black hair pretty facial features.

12) 10 invites 4 and 8 to their house for dinner.

Isis: Why aren't you guys eating?

Ra: Because you hate my dad and you might have poisoned my food.

Bast: This is my house, too, Isis, and I am letting you host a dinner. I do not have to eat if I want.

Isis: Shut up, Bast. And I might have spoiked your drink, too, sun man.

Ra: -does a spit take-

6 and 11 are in the middle of a game of scrabble.

Amos: S-E-R-P-O-P-A-R-D.

Tawaret: A-L-E-X-A-N-D-R-I-A. Must every word you play be about some odd creature?

Amos: Yes.

Tawaret: Whatever.

Amos: G-N-O-M-E, O on a double word square!

Artemis Fowl Pledge

I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who hates all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl

Wherever I may go

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

This is the end of my profile. But always remember, When life gives you lemons, to ask, who the hell are you? And why are you giving me these lemons? I didn't ask for no lemons! And, most importantly, what the f* was your mom thinking when she named you life?!

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I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with magic, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

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