NOTE TO PEDOPHILES:

Considering you do NOT really know who I am, I HIGHLY suggest you stay away from me AND my stories. If you do NOT take my advice and start stalking me, I have several heavy and sharp objects(i. e acoustic guitar, textbooks, electric piano, fireplace poker..) which I will definitely use. I doubt anyone will miss you.

As far as amyone else is concerned, I live on the Ivory Coast and I have a nose ring and several guinea pigs... not!!