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Author has written 2 stories for Transformers.

OH MY GOSH! I have been away for QUITE A WHILE! DON'T WORRY BROS! I'M NOT DEAD! I'll be getting back to y'all VERY SOON!


Name: Sandra!

Location: England

Gender: *Frowns* Well last time I checked *looks down* yeah, girl.

Hobbies: Horse riding, doing nothing on the internet, writing stuff if I'm not upto my neck in it, RAVING!, and being mellow ;)


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..."On a scale of 1 to Eminem, how good was it?"...

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DRAMIONE SHIPPER, RIGHT HERE!
And also, GeorgeXLuna. Check it out. Right now. Go.
But I am open to new things, so I welcome any suggestions. I'm pretty open minded. As my love of LunaXVoldemort proves. *wink*

You would not believe how much I love Harry Potter. But then, I guess you would, seeing as it's got the #1 spot in the Books section of this website. And... well who DOESN'T love HarryP?!


1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER(S)?

Uhhhh... I'd have to say Jazz, Sideswipe and Starscream. But it was really hard pinning them down. They're all awesome.

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Hm... Well at first there'd be a lot of swearing, and cursing the lord... Then I'd probably get slapped by someone who hasn't yet noticed the great big freaking Cybertronian standing on the pavement... And then I would probably cling on to the great big freaking Cybertronian's leg... And vow to never let go... And tell him that I love him... Yeah... Then I could only imagine myself singing to him. Probably Elton John. Or Cascada.

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Either ignore me, step on me, or shoot me. But ideally, they'd pick me up and propose :))))

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Jazz? Oh... Well Hip Hop, but I think there might be a later fascination for Dubstep ;]
Sideswipe, I could imagine listening to upbeat country with his twin. Oh that'd be funny. Oh wow, I'm laughing... REDNEX!
I can now only envision Starscream having really clashing genres of music on his iPod, like... Aqua's there, for sure, but there's also Disturbed and... Take That.

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Well yeah! NOTES!

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Well, um, she kinda IS a Transformer so... Meh. The only one you've not yet seen her react to is Starscream, so I'll be sure to make it dynamic. Check out the story if you've not already: Insignia! And review -_-

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Honestly? Well there's two of them... And they're twins... And I don't think it's who you're thinking of, either. SKIDS AND MUDFLAP!!!

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Ahah... Learning about menstruation... :S Y'know what? I don't even know where I get this from.

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

STARSCREAM!!

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Giving Megatron a piggy-back through the Sahara Desert... Again, I don't know.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Well the twins would race through the streets of Las Vegas and Starscream would be flying after them screaming about how he would end them slowly and painfully.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Uhhh... N 'aww, I can't - they all rule!

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Blackout... :

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

No, ohh no! I'm already terrified of human labour, let alone some sort of... 'techno-organic' sort of- JUST NO! WE'RE USING CONDOMS!

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Ooooohhh... It's only recently just become Red Alert and Shockwave =

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Of course I have! I call PONIES hot!

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Hmmm... A patriarch purple BMW Z4 Convertible =) With a modified engine... And rear wheel drive... Oh now I'm getting carried away!

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

From what I've heard... Moonracer!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Well, considering the growing number of 'hottie' mechs... AUTOBOTS MAN!


I swear, I nearly cried at this. But then again, I don't cry at much...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (If you aren't touched by this, you are truly heartless)


If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.


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NightLight by sunkissedvampire reviews
Ember Willows knows all there is to know about life; it sucks. But that all changes when she is hit by a car and thrust into a situation she has no clue how to fix. Now she sees there is more to EVERYTHING than meets the eye.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
The Fee Entail by WadeH reviews
Fitzwilliam Darcy is delayed until November for his 1812 trip to Rosings, so he has not seen or heard any news of the inhabitants of Hertfordshire for a year. He encounters something at Rosings that leaves him badly shaken, and starts him to a journey he could not have imagined.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Elizabeth, Lady Catherine, Mr. Bennet, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 12,738 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
An Unsavory Dream by SpaceNut reviews
After their first spat as a married couple, Fitzwilliam Darcy retires to his study without his new bride, only to be assaulted by a nightmare that reminds him just how much he needs Elizabeth in the first place. One-Shot. Sweet Fluff.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6402 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Wholly Unconnected to Me by TuesdayMorning423 reviews
Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,425 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Means of Uniting Them by meverse reviews
P&P Variation: "He could walk away. It was too fresh, after all, to think completely rationally in such a situation. He could walk away, but Elizabeth – his Elizabeth – was standing next to Wickham. He could not walk away." Disclaimer: Everything belongs to our dear Jane Austen, to whom we are all indebted for such lively characters and compelling stories.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,185 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Sister She Always Wanted by desertrat68 reviews
When Elizabeth and the Gardiners visit Pemberley a year early, a bond of friendship and sisterly love forms between Elizabeth and Georgiana. The repercussions of this meeting change completely the way Elizabeth and Darcy interact once they finally meet.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,184 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Adventures at Morecastle by OnlyaNovel reviews
A lucky meeting in the seaside town of Morecastle results in a series of light-hearted adventures and misadventures, accompanied by prodigious amounts of flirting.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16132 - Favs: 26,977 - Follows: 15,366 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Hands by Bex-chan reviews
"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 261 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Godfathers by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 188 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Take It With Two Sugars and a Kiss by CaptainFlamingoPants reviews
Draco ran off to muggle Australia in an attempt to escape his past and the media. What will happen when a certain Hermione Granger enters the very cafe he works at and back into his life? A story of romance, Ministry for Magic elections and intrigue. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts. Suggested themes and occasional profanities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,506 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
stormy pride by brainy reviews
What if...after Darcy's Hunsford proposal Darcy and Elizabeth get caught in a storm, unable to part they are forced to confront their misunderstanding's and prejudices. Cannon couple's, P&P variation.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
More Than a Guardian by Alathea2 reviews
Following the hurtful breakup between Sam and Mikaela and the trying circumstances in ROTF, Sam and Bumblebee find themselves reaching out to each other for comfort. The result is not what anyone expected. Fluff, NO romantic paring. Rated T to be safe.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,322 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Temporary Partnership by Dramione13 reviews
AU. Draco catches Hermione doing something a Head Girl shouldn't be doing. He blackmails her into pretending to be his girlfriend to get Pansy off his back. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,089 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Rules Companion by SJSGirl reviews
Series of oneshots based off of StoleTheSpider's Rules For Not Getting Squished. Written with her permission.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Complete
Four Times by brightnightwriter reviews
Four times Lennox hooked up with Hallie. One-shot, Lennox/O.C, Please give it a shot!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2012 - W. Lennox, Sideswipe - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Neverland by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
AU MOVIE BAYVERSE: He was blind to everything. Blindly loyal the duty of a dead creed, blind to his own emotion, but also blind to the one who cared and hoped when all others did not. ShockwaveXRed Alert
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,144 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shockwave - Complete
Springtime by Atsadific reviews
Movieverse. "What's up with Sideswipe?" Lennox asks a question with a complicated answer.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/21/2012 - W. Lennox, Ratchet - Complete
Never Will Be by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
TFA: Sequel to "Never Was". After their adventure on the strange alien planet, Shockwave struggles to understand why he feels an "illogical" bond to her; it creates a conflict that he has never experienced before. Red AlertXLong Arm/Shockwave
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,670 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
Because of the Chestnuts and Cherry Stains by Bex-chan reviews
With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 172 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Missing Book by LoVeDoNtHaTe reviews
The Ministry's been attacked by the scariest thing since You-Know-Who: a frantic witch in search of her personal, precious book. A few notes here, a bunch of flyers there, dinner, and Ministry romances may never be the same again. Light-hearted fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Cold by Mistress Lynn reviews
Summary: Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn't mind at all! AU, post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,059 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor's Golden Girl to Slytherin's Princess by Rumaan reviews
The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,667 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sojourner by Sulhadahne reviews
A truck driver is hired to take a beat up Peterbilt halfway across the country... but this truck is more than meets the eye. What starts as a three day delivery becomes a life changing experience. Optimus/OC, TF:Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,304 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Silas
Will Treat Small Animals by Baron Nomaw reviews
Draco/Hermione oneshot that takes place during fourth year, after the Ferret Incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Save Me by ChandraLee13 reviews
"If the car could smirk, it would have. She ordered him away. He was a free mech now, able to do as he pleased without the worry of a charge. And what he wanted was to protect her." Rated T for now. May go up. Barricade x O.C.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,399 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Barricade
The Jazz Era by Leonixon reviews
Cierra's father was on a secret government trip. She thought nothing of it until a silver sports car came into her life asking to help the so called Autobots. What does she and her father have to do with it all? Slight Jazz/human OC. AU based on first TF movie. Rewrite complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,139 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - [Jazz, OC] - Complete
Sunstreaker's Top Ten Pick Up Lines by ice around the moon reviews
Sideswipe comes across blackmail gold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4385 - Favs: 6,764 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Annoying Hermione by Curiositykils reviews
Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,281 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Family by theredrobin reviews
At a time when the eldest Bennet sisters should begin families of their own, life perhaps holds other things in mind along the way.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,577 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
In the Depth of Winter by theredrobin reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's first winter at Pemberley promises both passion and heartache.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 9,746 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Was by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
EDITED. TFA: The Golden War had many casualties, many bonds and many...odd friendships with two of the most peculiar opposites who find themselves far from their home world, and with no choice but to work as a team. Takes place before the events of Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,097 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Shockwave, Red Alert - Complete
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pick Up Line or Not by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magic Position by Erythros reviews
A lot of things can change when you meet the right person. DHr. An extended one-shot in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 196 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by luckei1 reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is Easy As Lovers Go by somersaulter reviews
You have watched Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy dance around each for years. It is high time that you do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Just A Typical Day by sarahyyy reviews
During Potions class, Neville blows up his potion. What happens? Oneshot ridiculous Dramione drabble. -Runner up at Dramione Awards on LJ for Best Drabble-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3027 - Favs: 5,540 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shine by luna leigh reviews
Beth's last summer before college was going perfectly well until the arrival of Will Darcy threatened to change everything. After repeated misunderstandings, can they ever manage to be friends?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Impressions by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
A physically and mentally wounded Draco needs someone to help him, whether he wants to admit it or not, after his father lands in Azkaban and his entire world crumbles. DMHG. AU with release of HBP and DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,468 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Insignia reviews
This is the story of a femme, and how she learns to live in her new faction, building bonds and friendships as she evolves into her new, better life with the Autobots. Maybe romance, but much later on. Rated T for later chapters, and probable swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Mikaela B., Megatron
Car Wash reviews
I'm home alone sunbathing when a certain Camaro comes back from... RALLY DRIVING? Covered roof to rubber in mud, its time for a car wash! My first story, how'd I do? OneShot - 1 OC - Pheobe
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
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