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Joined 06-14-08, id: 1604671, Profile Updated: 01-10-11
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Welcome, newborn! That's an Aro-ish way to say YO!

This is our dwelling place. That's an Aro-ish way to say DIS IS OUR CRIB, MA HOMIE!

and finally,

We are here to display to you the best of what can be made on our parts to benefit you, playfully satiring one of the most amazing series in the world. That's an Aro-ish way to say CC AND SYLVIE ARE IN DA HOUSE!!

Read, enjoy, review, subscribe. That's the third best advice we can give you. The second best advice we can give you is right here, on this profile, in our lists containing 20 ways to do the stupidest things possible... Twilight style. Oh yeah. You guys are in for a treat.

If you don't like our lists, well, that's okay. Actually, we encourage you to show your opinion. It's a fun thing to do. I mean, we'll probably laugh if you've posted the most insulting comment in the universe cuz, first of all, we don't really pay attention to negative comments. And negative people, for that matter. Second, you might have noticed by now we don't take ANYTHING seriously. ANYTHING.

So, to be honest, any evil, rude comment would probably result in laughter on our parts. MWA. HA. HA.

But if you're one of those FRIGGIN AWESOME PEOPLE who enjoy the little (and possibly stupid or random) things in life, YOU ROCK.

So that's all we have to say for now...

Oh, and the first best advice we can give you?

Don't attempt anything written on our lists if you value your lives. Trust us.

luv,

CC and Sylvie

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Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Poker, Slots, and Pirates, OH MY! by guardchicky reviews
Emmett, Edward, and Jasper are off to Vegas for some brotherly bonding. It's all good. But why is Emmett wearing a batman costume and diving into the pirate show. Why won't Edward go near the coaster. And why is Jasper on stage with Celine Dion? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Emmett, Edward
Empathy by SoEagerForEternalDamnation reviews
What was it like for Jasper while Alice is in Italy? Jasper POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
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20 ways: How to Make Jasper Give In reviews
Jasper seems like a pretty easy guy to annoy. Quiet, isolated, serious. But what if you go overboard? What if you annoy him so much, he decides to give up all he's worked for? Tragic, I know. WELL, in this list we'll show you how to make him do just that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
20 ways: How to Rock at VampireSitting reviews
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN, DO NOT READ THIS LIST. You have been warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
How to Snag Yourself a Cold Vampire Boyfriend! reviews
Does he looks at you like he wants to kill you? Does he watch you while you sleep? Does he warn you to stay away from him? Is he unbelievably sexy? Is he freakishly cold? If you answered yes to all these questions... Read this right now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Snag Yourself a Hot Werewolf Boyfriend! reviews
Are hopelessly in love with a werewolf and want him to love you back? Here's your answer. No imprinting is guaranteed. If he's abnormally tall, buff, sexy, and hot...literally...then you're on the right track! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
20 ways on How to Make Jacob Transform! reviews
Need a little backup in a fight? Maybe you just want to annoy him. Or you could just think he's hotter as a wolf. Get it? Hotter!...ANYWAYS, here's our list of 20 ways on how to make Jacob Black transform into a wolf. Team Jacobers,we love you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
20 ways on How to Provoke the Volturi! reviews
Our first "20 ways" list, no immortality necessary. Enjoy and please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Aro, Jane