Hello, my name is Myranda. Uhm, most people call me Randie for short. I also have been known to be called Raven (or as my best friend, Kyle, puts it, Ms. Raven), but it's whatever's clever. I'm 20, turning 21 on November 26th of this year. I'm working, and going to college now. I hate it, but at the same time love it for some insane reason. I love reading anything, really, but mostly I love reading fan fictions. Though up until about two years ago now, I didn't think I had the inspiration to write one. I have also recently found a book series about a certain vampire named Oliver Nocturne. It's extremely good, but there are no categories on this sight for it yet. I am a very random person and a bit on the weird side, but in my opinion normalcy is a disease that I'd rather not contract.

Emerald Moonlight is complete, if you want to read it.

Since Emerald Moonlight is complete, I have started on the sequel, Living For Eternity. Chapter one is up as of 10/24/10. You MUST review or I will discontinue it as I have even posted ON the story! Chapter two is finished. I'm glad so many of you reviewed already. Chapter three will be started shortly. That means REVIEW!

Chapter three of Bad For Me is in the process of being edited and reviewed.

Chapter three of Ever The Odd Meeting is finally finished. It is shorter than the norm, about half of what I write, but I felt that I didn't have anything else to say in that chapter..

I'm trying to get back into my writing, so please, all the fans of my stories, show your support(:

My Favorite TV show is... Inu Yasha

My Favorite Film is... How To Make A Monster (Or The Matrix. It's hard to decide between them.)

My Favorite Book is... Heir Apparent

My Favorite Color is... Emerald Green

My Favorite Site (Of All Time) is... FanFiction.Net

I have a few favourite quotes that I'll share with you. I'll keep 'em numbered though so I don't lose track of which ones are here.

1.) Do you realize how dangerous it is to say, "I'd do anything to keep you happy?" to a Slytherin, don't you?
2.) Promote inter-house unity, * a Slytherin.
3.) That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick and I'm quite pleased with myself.
4.) Voldy's secret is... he's sex deprived! ... Now don't everybody rush to fix this at once.
5.) Cross my heart and hope to die. (Yeah right)
6.) I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request means no.
7.) In this, the darkest hour of your youth, I'm trying really hard not to laugh.
8.) Never wound what you can't kill.
9.) When there's a will, I want to be in it.
10.) Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Slytherins (Except when they enjoy it).
11.) You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
12.) My parents said I could be anything I wanted to, so I became an asshole.
13.) Insanity is just a state of mind.
14.) When in doubt be a whiny, little bitch.
15.) My soul was removed to make way room for all this sarcasm.
16.) I've angered the Karma Gods and you're my punishment.
17.) And you're what? Shocked and disappointed? I'm evil!
18.) I am to misbehave.
19.) If it weren't for Physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
20.) I hate my life. I hate everything. I wish I was dead! Well, no, I don't. Not exactly. I wish everyone else was dead.
21.) I'm not completely worthless, I can be used as a bad example.
22.) A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
23.) It was a really awful day. I know. I made sure of it.
24.) I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
25.) Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry.
26.) Slytherin Pride: Because we have chained boys in the dungeon.
27.) Slytherin because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.
28.) What did I do to deserve this? Aside from all the sinning, I mean.
29.) I'm too tired to slap you, bash your face up against my palm.
30.) I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
31.) I don't drink anymore these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
32.) The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.
33.) The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
34.) There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
35.) Shut up voices... or I'll poke you with a Q-tip.
36.) Bullshit! Ten points from Gryffindor.
37.) Gryffindor: Supporting blatant favouritism since 1,000 AD
38.) Time to nut up or shut up.
39.) Why be loyal, intelligent, or cunning when you can be annoying as hell?
40.) I think my spleen exploded, but I'm fine.
41.) Gryffindor: More like Gryffin-snore
42.) Gryffindor: Suck up.
43.) Gryffindor: Goody-two shoes
44.) Gryffindor: We aim to misbehave.
45.) I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
46.) Ravenclaw: Smug sense of self-satisfaction required.
47.) In the average room, there are 1,242 objects a Ravenclaw can kill you with, including the room itself.
48.) Ravenclaw: It's not that we're smarter than you, except it totally is.
49.) Turn around now, you're already bringing the IQ of the room down by ten points.
50.) And you'll ask yourself, "Where is my mind?"
51.) Often, when I'm reading a good book...
52.) Ravenclaw: Oh, I'm soooo impressed.
53.) Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.
54.) Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.
55.) Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
56.) Always be yourself. Unless you suck.
57.) The real fun of living wisely is if you get to be smug about it.
58.) I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and I forgive you.
59.) The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination.
60.) Hufflepuff: Because those burgers ain't gonna flip themselves.
61.) What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
62.) When I get nervous, I sometimes talk too much.
63.) Awww poor bunny.
64.) Sarcasm, not for the weak.
65.) Hufflepuff: I'm planning your death, but in a happy way.
66.) Hufflepuff: Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
67.) Hufflepuffs kill you with smiles and rainbows.
68.) Hufflepuff: You think we're nice. Aw, that's cute.
69.) No one ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
70.) Hufflepuff: Because I'm cuddly.
71.) Fenrir Greyback would laugh at the Twilight werewolves. (And then eat them)
72.) Voldemort uses Crest Whitestrips.
73.) Voldemort: Nice wig, Albus. What's it made of? Dumbledore: Your mom's chest hair.
74.) Voldemort had a nose in the first movie.
75.) "I can touch you!" Voldemort likes to touch 14 year old boys.
76.) Snape has an iBrow. The latest technology in student mockery.
77.) Severus Snape is not amused. Ten points will be taken from Gryffindor.
78.) I torment the emotionally frail.
79.) If you screw with me, I'll eat your heart on a stick.
80.) Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I am also trying to promote my role play website, Addiction. The URL for the website is Ravenhart.webs.com. Please, come be a part of it(: I would appreciate it.

I have begin another story and it's posted on FictionPress.com. I will put the link up on here so be sure to read it and review especially if you are a fan of Emerald Moonlight. The link is: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2706961/1/The_Tale_Of_Four_Kingdoms. I have wrote quite a few poems poems recently and I think you all should go read them.

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