A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.

There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.

While cheating on a test, Cartman accidentally discovers Kyle's secret. Kyle is willing to do whatever it takes to keep Cartman's mouth shut. After all, it's better to risk your dignity than a lifelong friendship, right?

Stop that god-damned crying." Cartman said shaking Kyle a bit. "Jews can't cry! So stop crying!"

As soon as Kyle spotted Cartman with a girl, he immediately thinks that Cartman likes this girl making him get jealous. pairing: KylexCartman, might put in more couples doubt it though