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Joined 06-04-08, id: 1594981, Profile Updated: 11-21-09

Bonjour !!

Qu'est-ce que tu fais là ? Tu t'es perdu(e) ? Ou alors tu fais partie de ces gens étranges qui aiment lire les profils des autres ? (Si c'est le cas je peux déjà te le dire... Bienvenue au club )

Quelles que soient les réponses à ces questions, tu es arrivé(e) sur la page de mon profil... L'endroit où je suis censée me présenter... Hélas, j'ai bien peur de ne rien avoir à dire de transcendent. Je me contenterai donc d'un présentation banale dans le genre portrait chinois. Evitons d'être originaux, nous pourrions nous donner mal à la tête... (Ou comment prouver que je suis une flemmarde... U_U) Mais avant cela, je tiens juste à préciser : je suis un petit peu tarée, il ne faut donc pas m'en vouloir si je raconte n'importe quoi parfois...

Si j'étais un objet, je serais un kaléidoscope.

Si j'étais une saison, je serais le printemps.

Si j'étais un plat, je serais des nouilles.

Si j'étais un animal, je serais un serpent.

Si j'étais une chanson, je serais Jump de Van Halen

Si j'étais une couleur, je serais le rouge

Si j'étais un roman, je serais les Vagues de Virginia Woolf.

Si j'étais une légende, je serais celle des fées.

Si j'étais un personnage de fiction, je serais Mr Darcy d'Orgueil et Préjugés, par Jane Austen.

Si j'étais un film, je serais une comédie.

Si j'étais un dessin animé, je serais Cat's eyes.

Si j'étais une arme, je serais un katana.

Si j'étais une devise, je serais "le silence est d'or"

Si j’étais un oiseau, je serais une hirondelle

Si j'étais un élément, je serais le feu.

Si j'étais un bruit, je serais le bruit du vent dans les feuilles.

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Perle Grise by Missma reviews
Les garçons n'apprécient pas la beauté intérieure, et ce n'est pas en ayant à ses trousses une rousse quelque peu effrayante, un brun à demi-cinglé et du sarcasme à revendre que cette histoire se terminera par "ils vécurent heureux". Ah, vraiment ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,113 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Dark Road Will Lead Us Where We Want to Be by AccordingToMel reviews
When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,841 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Want To Be Yours by C.Queen reviews
Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
James Bond Eat Your Heart Out by grave-walker reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU, loosely based on movie Debs. Arthur is the top student at spy school and Merlin is notorious evil genius. However rivalry isn't the only thing these two boys are feeling, can Arthur resist or will he forsake his friends and his country?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,281 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nocturnes by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Like Magic! by Vermillion Lies reviews
A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues. SuzaLulu.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,503 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Come on Get Higher by Solphwen reviews
Suzaku reminisces about past memories with Lelouch. SuzaXLulu yaoi WARNING! Spoilers!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tu sais by Melhuiwen reviews
[YAOI, DMHP] [POV DRACO] Tu sais, quand j'étais enfant, j'avais peur de mourir. Je ne comprenais pas comment, d'un jour à l'autre, on pouvait disparaître.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete