FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircuthide bio
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 Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. Well. This is awkward. It's been about 6 months since I've even thought about coming on here. In fact, I'm pretty sure they've changed some of the layouts since I've been on here. Funnily enough, I've got my whole story written. I just haven't had time to update. Quite honestly, I probably have no readers left (So why bother writing this then, if no one is going to read it? ;P I don't really know). Firstly, I want to apologize. Profusely. I've no excuse for not updating. Secondly, I want to say that there's a very real chance I'm not going to write anymore on FF. So sorry again. I'm going to post the end of ASFEC RIGHT THIS SECOND and then I'm going to... I don't know. But I think it's safe to say that my FF days are well done. Which is sad, considering how much I love to write. I just don't have time. Thankyou all so much for your years of love, support and wonderful commetns. It's becuase of you guys that I loved writing here. Sorry, Hope you'll forgive me. Hey y'all! Updating time! Ok, so no one will read this except for all my friends, cause I don't plan on writing any stories, but I don't mind! (Um, well, actually... I... cough... may have written a story... or two... or maybe six... Seven? Really?) But I've Decided to change the usual monolouge about me into a much shorter version. I title it: 10 Things That Make Me Happy 1. Chocolate. And Hot Guys. The KEY to happiness in life is Chocolate and Hot Guys. 2. Reviews. There, straight out, I've said it. REVIEW MY DAMN STORIES PEOPLE!! 3. Music. Especially old school. Big INXS, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Michael Buble and Muse fan... But dont worry, I do like new music too!! Like Cascada, Beyonce, Kanye West and Heaps of other artists. I also have a good singing voice. I know! Shock horror, right? 4. Books. And everything that has to do with books. Especialy Books like: Twilight, The Mediator, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, The House of Night Series, The Mortal Instruments and CHERUB. You can find me on Which is a site dedicated purley to books!! 99. Writing. I have recently finished writing my sixth solo story for Twilight, as well as written a few guest chapters here and there. My eighth story is in the making, its called "A Synonym For Edward Cullen" and it will be more romance and friendship rather than humour, unlike most of my normal stories. However, I'd like to get the majority of it done before I post it so don't hold your breath until it comes out! I think that you guy's will like it, so far I've written 6 of the 12 chapters I plan to write. 5. My Friends (and Family). Big love to you guys!! You make me laugh... POO COLOUR!! (Private Joke. Sorry, couldn't resist) Especially Heart of Diamonds, edward's angels Kisses of Chocolate and Jasper's Soul Mate. Among others 6. Television. Ok, get it out of your head. There are just some shows I cant live without. Like NCIS, Criminal Minds, Glee, House, Packed to the Rafters, How I Met Your Mother, White Collar, Supernatural and Ghost Whisperer- among others... 7. Food. Especially of the kind that is REALLY bad for you... Like Chocolate (as was previously stated). Chocolate makes me happy. 8. Being Happy. Yes. Its a viscious cycle. Being happy makes me happy. Does that mean I'm happy all the time? I'll let you figure that one out yourselves. (I'm actually still trying to figure that one out myself.) 9.MY WEBSITE (Yes I have a website, I was bored!) 10. Mi piacono i formaggi e Emmett è il mio ragazzo... Anche, Vorrei un panino... Va Bene? (In case you didnt realise, I speak Italian.) I can believe you just read all of that!? Seriously. Anyone who reads it all, PM me and I will send you a virtual cookie! (lol, look for number 99) AWARDS And NOMINATIONS: The Cullen Clan Awards: Awards for Sexy Back (Best One Shot), Twenty Bucks (Best Comedy) ME! (Best Authour) The Twilght Awards For Me: Nomination for Sexy Back (Best One Shot) Jane' Car in 20 Bucks in 20 Seconds: Gaspard Ulliel from 20 Bucks in 20 Seconds. Edward's Jacket from A Synonym For Edward Cullen (Story Not Yet Posted) Bella's Dress from A Synonym For Edward Cullen (Story Not Yet Posted) | |||||||
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Prowl by withfireandblood reviews
The Mikaelson family had a saying. "Love beyond family is the greatest weakness. We do not feel and we do not care." It was a code he lived by. So why did he save the girl? Klaus / Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,688 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13068 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Heart? by Heart of Diamonds reviews
How do you overcome the loss of a loved one? What do you do when your life no longer feels like your own? How do you feel when old scars refuse to fade? Who can you trust with your heart after it's been broken so many times before? Meet Bella Swan...BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Love me, Don't Hate me by Heart of Diamonds reviews
Bella is best friends with Alice Cullen and knows everyone in the Cullen family except for Alice's mysterious older brother Edward. She begins to see red eyes in the bushes and little does she know, but someone is after her. Who? Why? Is Edward involved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,669 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Guardian Angel by Hot n' Exotic reviews
AU. Suze Simon is captured by the unexpected attackers of her sleepy hometown. Left amidst ruthless men, her only hope at life is her handsome captor, Captain Jesse de Silva. But can she truly trust him to protect her from his own kinsmen? JS.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,572 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse
Morbid Curiosity by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Dr. Cullen is an analytical person. As a psychologist in a woman’s mental institute/penitentiary he has to be. He doesn't believe in anything other than science and logic. But sometimes things are just illogical. J&A---- A REAL THINKER. I AM NOT GIVING UP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Revenge of the Cruellest Kind by Kisses of Chocolate reviews
He wants revenge he is going to get what he wants, nothing can stop him. It's revenge of the cruellest Kind. The SexyBack Sequel Competition! From Kisses of Chocolate!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Hidden Identity by Kisses of Chocolate reviews
Bella is a girl who seeks meaning in her life, and only finds it in books. Edward is a Prince who is next in line to be king; he wants to be free of the Palace walls. They meet and become friends. But Then James comes to stay, and has plans of his own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
When It Rains by Kisses of Chocolate reviews
Bella always knew that she was different, that she didn't really mesh with others, but then she notices that the new kids, the Cullens aren’t the same as the rest either, like her and Bella has to find out why. Rewritten version of the story! K.O.C!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show! by The Dawn Is Breaking reviews
Sick and tired of Bella tripping over empty air, and Alice doing nothing but shop? Wouldn't you rather see Jacob dance on the coffee table half-naked, and Mike being pelted with tomatoes? The Crappy Twilight Cliches Show is for you! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Run Over by Hot n' Exotic reviews
AU. Suze Simon is reluctant to go for a family holiday to Spain. What happens when she bumps into a certain Jesse de Silva over there, though? And what about the suspicious stories hanging around him? JS. Reviews very much appreciated!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,826 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Smack that, Cullen Style by laalaa1123 reviews
The Cullens remake the song, "Smack that" by Akon. Then, Bella gets mad at Edward. Hm... Read! Really funny! ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,031 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hostage Crisis by MidnightAngel325 reviews
When she's caught up in a bank robbery, Rosalie meets Sergeant Emmett McCarty. One Shot, AU, OOC, All human. Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Bon Voyage by Tara's folly reviews
Sisters, Bella,Rose&Alice take a cruise vacation to escape their mundane lives and jobs in Forks.They want a little fun with no strings attached, but get more than they bargained for when they meet Edward,Jasper&Emmett. T for some language&scenes. All hum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,548 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Simply Words by hondagirl reviews
Five times the dictionary failed Rose Weasley. Unsurprisingly, each time involved Scorpius Malfoy. R/S -ONESHOT-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Catching up with Memories by edward's angels reviews
Bella is a 35 year old vampire and mother of 16 year old twins. Bella hasn't seen the Cullens for 16 years. When they move back to Forks, the twins organise a birthday surprise for her. What or more importantly, who does it involve? What will it result in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by hondagirl reviews
Because he just might be the right kind of wrong I need. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Edward's First Day of School by runaway xo reviews
We all know what happened on Bella's first day at Fork's High School. Ever wonder what Edward's was like? One-Shot. Set two years before Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,715 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So This is Love by hondagirl reviews
ONESHOT Have you ever met the one person that manages to tie your stomach up in knots? The one that makes you feel like your eleven all over again? I have. -A Rose and Scorpius story-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/2/2007
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Meet Me When It Rains by my-voice-rising reviews
Lupin remembers a firehaired girl from his past, and the ridiculous umbrella she used to carry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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A Synonym For Edward Cullen reviews
What is a synonym for Edward Cullen? Sweet, Sexy vampire, charismatic and charming. But what if it became the opposite? If Edward was the ugly, nerdy, human- romantic to the very core? Now all he needs is someone to teach him how to live life propely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Just Kidding reviews
Emmett has something he wants to ask Rosalie. But will he say it right, or will he break her heart? RxE AH AU One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Thriller reviews
I was praying for earplugs, The sound was that of a hundred cats scraping their nail on the blackboard... Mike Newton had felt the need to, yet again, make an idiot of himself in front of the whole school" -One shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Mike - Complete
Sexy Back! reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nudist Colony reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
10 Punishments for People Who Don't Read Twilight reviews
Are you sick of people who don’t read the "Twilight" series and still have the guts to tell everyone that it’s a terrible, mushy and unreadable book- BECAUSE ITS NOT! This Fanfiction explores 10 punishments for this and other Twilight related crimes!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete