They don't fit the stereotypes. They do their own thing, as crazy as that may be most of the time. Fortunately or unfortunately, it's the way they work. – A collection of one-shots that will contain romance, fluff, good ol' smut, PWP, domestic fluff, a lot of humour and the occasional drop of angst. Marked as complete but will be updated whenever. [Roy/Fem!Ed]

Charlie's recruitment of foreign wizards is yielding results, one by the name of Edward Elric. Getting him the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts position is only the first step to convince him to join the Order. X-over with OotP

CONTENT BEING REVISED. Chistmas mood won't find its way to Lisa's heart this year. Instead of wrapping up gifts and singing carols with her loved ones, she has just tried to stab a pen into the throat of a certain manager. AU. LxJ. Find me at www dot nicolinamartin dot com

Hermione goes back in time to find information to help the light win the war. A mishap leaves her stranded in 1943. Trying to find a way back, she strikes up a kind of sort of friendship with one Tom Riddle. Dark. HBP compliant, but AU for DH. Rating for adult themes and violence rather than smut, but I do mean it.

After a zombie epidemic, Lock (an unusual introspective zombie and former detective), encounters John Watson, an army doctor and human surviour and rescues him during a zombie attack. John quickly realises Lock is not like the others and both embark on an adventure that will change them move and transform the world.. (crappy summary is crappy)

In the heat of battle, Hermione is flung back in time. Struggling to adjust, she meets the one person she least expected, the one person she seeks to destroy, the one man she will ultimately learn to love. AU after Half-Blood Prince. HGTR

"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."

He looked under the bed. His gaze was met by a steely, slit-eyed glower staring directly back at him. "Hello, there" he greeted, grinning triumphantly. John squealed. - Johnlock. Sequel to Sherlock Holmes' Paw Stories. Cases, light angst, but above all, fluff and humour.

Imprisoned, Lord Voldemort is considered a threat of the past. His knowledge is desired by many. Yet, his offer is for one person only: Hermione Weasley-Granger.

For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.

"What's wrong with you?" Sam asked. "What's wrong with me?" Dean hissed back. "You've locked me up in a freaking asylum and my boyfriend has six people living in his head." DID!Cas PTSD!Dean

John Watson thought this was it for him after he returned from Afghanistan - runny noses and the tedium of working a job at a private practice. Aimless and bitter, he never thought he would find his purpose again. Enter Sherlock, a little boy desperately needing rescue from the wreckage of his life, and John gets more than he ever thought possible...a family. Kid!lock.

John realizes that Sherlock is not quite what he appears to be. A series of dragon!lock oneshots.

AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?

...To Screw Over The Other Guys. Season 4 AU. Castiel never was an Angel - Dean didn't know who or what had raised him from Hell. It could have been anything powerful enough. What he hadn't expected...was Castiel.

Werewolves are considered to be animals. John Watson is bought by Mycroft Holmes to protect Sherlock. Sherlock, at first, fully intends to drive John away. But John's resolve and care for Sherlock might change all that.

Father Castiel stumbles across a young man being attacked in a dark alley and immediately jumps to his aid. He discovers too late that the attackers are, in fact, hunters and the man is a demon. Now the demon won't rest or namely let Castiel rest, until he finds his angel. Demon!Dean x Priest!Castiel

Dumbledore stated that sometimes he thought students were sorted too soon, Minerva McGonagall took this to heart and resubmitted 7th years to be sorted again. What will happen when their world is turned upside down, and where will they find comfort? DMHG

Sherlock is a teen in need of guidance. Doctor Watson is an army vet in need of a future. Not Slash.

AU in which John Watson is Jane Watson! On going little bits of domestic fluff interspersed through out the Colour of Light 'verse. Fluff to rot your teeth, because lets face it, domestic fluffiness is sweet like desserts. Chapter titles will correspond to Chapters in other parts of the main arc. Eventual friends to lovers.

Castiel is a fallen angel trying to fit into normal life. When he makes a pie for his new neighbors, he meets Dean, a demon, and things only get complicated from there.

It's with some annoyance that she notices he's got his feet propped up on the arm of the sofa without having first removed his shoes.

On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.

The returning seventh years are required to attend therapy together. They begin to open up to each other, and tentative inter-house friendships form.

Ciel is the son of Vincent, leader of the reapers and fearless demon slayer. Ciel is the weakest boy in the village. But now he's going to change his father's and everyone else's opinion of him: he's going to kill a demon. But that might not go well.

"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.

ONE-SHOT: Hermione Jean Granger is a good girl—until Tom Riddle comes to town. HG/TR.

When Shield sees something as a possible threat, they strive to defeat it, or at least be ready to. After finding out how easily Stark hacked their systems, they've made changes, but in watching Stark their eyes are drawn to a new prize. In their ignorance, they put Tony's AI in danger. Their mistake could cost Jarvis heavily.

ONE-SHOT: "Can I get a small, hot, quad quarter-sweet tres leches latte, ristretto, with three pumps of vanilla and a drizzle of cinnamon?" Edmond Lestrange asks, bouncing on the balls of his feet. She clenches her jaw. "And you, Tom?" she says, ballpoint pen poised over a to-go cup. HG/TR.

Vague dreams are all that Loki has of the past six years. As he struggles to understand the events that will follow the return of his memories, Loki must decide whether he will return to his old ways or try and shape himself for the better with the help of the Avengers. Rated T for language and some violence.

"Happy Birthday Hermione. You deserve any beauty that equates to yours." She wanted to rip the note in half. Who had the nerve to do such a thing? It was her work place. How dare them – whoever did this. AU Modern Tomione Romance.

"Honestly, John, surely you've seen an Angel before." Wing!lock AU. Wing!lock 'version' of Series Three, Episode Three and onwards. (Major spoilers start in Chapter Three.) Canon drug use (no descriptions of, just after-effects) within; revamped HLV plot-point.

ONE-SHOT: The first time they speak, the conversation ends in an overturned Erlenmeyer flask and a creatively weaponized Bunsen burner; his butter-soft, Italian-leather satchel is covered in scorch marks, and the collar of her lavender cashmere cardigan has been eaten through by a particularly virulent form of benzilic acid. HG/TR.

Sherlock's brain may be abnormal but there's nothing wrong with his heart. A collection of short stories.

ONE-SHOT: It had been unprecedented, and their courtship had consisted of almost nothing but thinly-veiled threats and coldly-delivered insults—there had been screaming matches in the Transfiguration corridor, a rather memorable month of increasingly creative hexes over breakfast, and a peculiarly understated admission of mutual attraction on Christmas morning. HG/TR.

Ed flushed a sweet pink and shuffled awkwardly in the seat. "There has been something I was supposed to have told you ages ago - I just…didn't want to, really. B-back then we kind of needed it to…remain a secret." Roy listened to the blond's story attentively, having had his curiosity piqued. "Continue, I'm listening." "Promise you won't hate me." [Roy/Fem!Ed]

It is foretold that the angels will storm Hell to raise the Righteous Man so that he can fight the Devil and save the world. Castiel is doing just that, only he's not a member of the God squad (though his wings would suggest otherwise). Faced with the forces of Heaven and Hell, Castiel throws his lot in with Sam and Dean, but it isn't easy to earn the Winchesters' trust.

AU in which Castiel accidentally sends a text message to the wrong number and befriends the person at the other end of the line. However, accidents don't just happen accidentally, and sometimes two completely different people are exactly what the other needs. (Written by thebloggerbloggerfun & hesangelwithashotgun on tumblr)(Based on"A Finger Slip" by Pawtal)

"What's my name, Castiel?" Dean asked, leaning forward on the chair. "You know it, come on." "Dean," Castiel said, but in two voices at once, one human and child-like, the other vibrating on a discordant frequency. Destiel, ageregressionfic, wingfic.

AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers

His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took. (This story is officially KIA, sorry)

Kyle wants to be Harvey's associate, and he doesn't mind getting Mike out of the way to do it.

John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]

When Castiel is instructed to "re-befriend" the Winchesters, Gabriel helps his younger brother in the way he knows best - turn him into something so adorable, even the Winchesters can't resist his face. But the more time Cas spends in their presence, the more he realises that some things in his life no longer add up. Kitten!Castiel. Fluff galore, and light Destiel.

John is a reluctant soldier in the Queen's Army, hoping to pay his medical school degree with three years of service. He's just been told to pick out a Dragon from the Kennels to train and serve beside in the War in Afghanistan. More than a little afraid and yet fascinated by the creatures, he just hopes he doesn't end up barbequed... (full summary inside)

"Remorse," he says, resuming his pacing and looking up towards the ceiling. "Yes I've heard of that before. Isn't that something that the weak feel? When they lack conviction?"

When Sherlock gets a migraine, he trust only one person to come to his aid. The question is will Mycroft answer the call?

Mycroft forgets to wish John a happy birthday, and Sherlock angrily demands that he treat John to a nice lunch at a fine restaurant as a belated birthday gift. Sherlock and Mycroft seem to fight over the smallest things, and John isn't sure how to respond to half of their arguments XD no pairings, just laughing. Please review if you have ideas or challenges! Warning: lots of laughs

It's been close to a year since John had lost Sherlock to suicide. Completely unaware that the suicide was, in fact, not a suicide at all, he attempts to move on with his life. When Sherlock eventually reveals himself to John, will either of them be able to go back to the way they were before? Will they even want to try?

So you know Silence of the Lambs, right? This is not a crossover but a similar story with the CM characters. Reid is sent to interview serial killer Aaron Hotchner in prison because he will not be interviewed by anyone else. They form a bond and eventually he will escape. Warnings: Slight AU, Hotch as UnSub, dark, might be slash later on.

She loved him first.

What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece

"Does it bother you? That there are life forms in existence you know nothing about." AU - Angels and Demons, inspired by Supernatural but not a fusion. Part 2 of The Bane of My Existence Series, which is a WIP. (Strongly recommend you read Part 1: "Faking It" first.)

When a plane heading for LAX is delayed, fifteen passengers are forced to board a red-eye flight instead. Thousands of feet in the air and hundreds of miles off course, the plane malfunctions and crashes on a mysterious island; with its creatures and illusions threatening the lives of the disaster's survivors: six diverse teenagers, and one lunatic who's obsessed with coconut milk.

The one and only time Jarvis witnessed anything other then that sort of aloof indifference was in the hangar, when the pair was standing on one of the upper levels looking out over the railing at the large red monstrosity of a Jaeger [Pacific Rim AU]

AU. Avengers/Pacific Rim. Ever since the accident with the prototype, Jarvis's memories are Tony's memories. "No one else would put up with my nonsense but you. And I'm not about to let just anybody into my head during the Drift." "Being a co-pilot is like being one's partner for life and I'm so happy that you chose me to be your co-pilot."

WIP Sent back to 1936, Hermione befriends an 11-year-old Tom Riddle. The two of them band together through trials and tribulations, Grindelwald and puberty. THr M for later. R&R

Shortly after the Promised day, Edward Elric receives an unexpected assignment. The recently war torn country makes new ties with England, and the young alchemist becomes an undercover student with the charge of protecting a troublesome Boy-Who-Lived. R&R

On October 31, 1991, Hermione Granger ends up in the Room of Requirement instead of the girl's bathroom. She meets eleven-year old Tom Riddle, and thereby begins an exciting companionship with a boy from the past. [DISCONTINUED]

AU. Harvey Specter was twenty-six years old and New York State's newest Assistant DA when he learned of the existence of his half-brother: Michael James Ross.

He's always preferred silver.

John finds Sherlock three years after he thought he'd buried him, scared and injured; broken to such an extent he can barely recognise those trying to help him. Battling against too many unanswered questions and his own feelings, John sets out to put him back together, but never stops to consider Sherlock's return may be part of a greater punishment in store for the both of them.

It was just a dare. One stupid little dare, and now I was stuck with this pining feeling in my stomach, for him. I laughed bitterly to myself as I wondered if I could possibly have the same affect on him. It was stupid of me. Little did I know...I did.

After the apocalypse doesn't happen, Dean goes back to Bobby's house alone. He burned Bobby's body in the field. There wasn't enough of Cas left to burn or bury, and Sam was gone. After a few weeks of drinking and researching, Dean's ready to finally off himself and join his whole family, but a discount easter card and a sudden reappearance save him. Eventual Destiel. Human!Cas.

When Bilbo Baggins went to steal gold from a dragon, he found that the dragon wasn't quite what he had expected. To be fair, he wasn't what the dragon had predicted either.

Broken and battered by an old girlfriend, months after he's home from Afghanistan, John is forced to seek refuge in Asylum - a home for men with nowhere else to go. When he meets and begins to bond with his eccentric roommate (who is even more broken than he is), John realizes that maybe - just maybe - he can heal again. Part 1 of "A Lonely September" series.

Dean's just taken on the early shift at the upscale coffee shop he works at and it's too early to be doing anything, let alone serving coffee. But of course there has to be one guy who actually comes in right after it opens-every frickin' morning. Dean would certainly be more annoyed at the disparaging comments against his coffee making skills if it weren't so godforsaken early.

AU Riff was never hired by Alexis, though his father's friend did find him a job. Meanwhile, Cain's on the case, tracking down the aristocratic head of a human trafficking ring, but gets a little distracted when he encounters Riff. Five years after they might have met, Riff meets a young woman at a ball, who is certainly not all she appears to be... Eventual R/C, eventual yaoi

Alt.End: After the fall of the church, Ciel is faced with a string of murders committed by a killer who has baffled Scotland Yard. Each murder leads them one step closer to discovering the murderer's ultimate target, but Ciel may not like what he finds...

"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.

In which Tony discovers he has a problem with his social life; i.e., he doesn't have one. Machines are the only thing keeping him sane, but will his obsession eventually cause him to break all human bonds, or simply break down completely? - Could quite possibly turn into some kind of weird slash - Rated because I'm a crazed fanboy and you never know what I might do

In which Sherlock Holmes is rumored to be the next Harry Potter (or Voldemort) and where John Watson, a normal Hogwarts student, might not seem so normal in the presence of a certain boy genius. Split in two parts. Eventual Johnlock. Rated M for non-graphic mentions of mature themes.

As a woman, Hermione is constrained. So in order not to be, she becomes a boy and joins the The King's Guild to access their library. Draco Malfoy is the Head of her brigade and he's all about the physical. FYI, DRACO DOES NOT FIND OUT UNTIL CH 14!

The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...

"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.

The job wasn't worth the pay; playing baby-sitter to a spoiled child is enough to drive any sane man up the wall. While no one ever said the job would be easy; 10 dollars an hour so wasn't worth the trouble to put up with a spoiled brat

Moriarty's cackling and John's breathing fill the cabin."Love? What would you know about love? Creature. It is not something you can learn or read in a book," Moriarty taunts. Sherlock is clutching the table for support now, avoiding John's gaze at all cost. "But I do love him." Moriarty's grin is feral. "Oh Creature. Are you telling me you have a soul?" Warning:mentions of torture

Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "

Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her seventh year only to find that along with most of her friends, Draco Malfoy has decided to re-do his last year as well. Sensing a change in the former Death Eater, Hermione attempts to help Draco and shield him from the abuse of other students. Can Draco actually make a fresh start, or will he be forever branded by his past?

Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.

It's not a Full Moon, that's for sure, Sherlock remembers thinking. And yet, here he was, running around the streets of London in pursuit of an escaped Feral Werewolf without back-up. Despite what those blathering idiots at Mycroft's office think, Werewolves don't need a Full Moon to shift form, and they certain didn't need permission to go off on their own. The question is why?

The art of disguise is knowing how to hide in plain sight, and Sherlock Holmes is exceptionally good at hiding in plain sight. Well he has to be, considering what he really is. AU - Angels and Demons. Part 1 of The Bane of My Existence Series, which is a WIP.

AU John meets Sherlock as he struggles with the most pressing mystery of mankind: high school. Sherlock is the cohesively intriguing and insufferable misfit who, despite John's good judgement, becomes his one and only friend. Putting aside the school's speculations about them, the duo elect instead to inspect the mysterious murder of local rivaling schools. Fun, fluff, and romance.

"You're not in any position to be dictating terms, Tom," she said through gritted teeth. "You'll do as I tell you."... "Don't call me Tom."... "No arguments, Tom." / AU Humor/Romance. Hermione is assigned as Voldemort's criminal case worker. Hijinks ensue.

AU one shot. In a world where each person has a daemon, an animal manifestation of their soul, and one true Partner each, even a high-functioning sociopath has a Partner. Please read and review! Johnlock.

Tony Stark was eleven years old when he lost his dæmon. Elements of the HDM (His Dark Materials) trilogy. Oneshot.

For Rent - 2 bed, 2 bath, full kitchen. Clean, private, newly refurbished building in Diagon Alley. And Hermione and Draco both want it.

Three hundred years of solitude. The only ones who could see him were animals. A story about Jack and the wolves of Burgess.

Sherlock Holmes has had to disappear following The Fall, but what if his best friend had always known that the detective had survived? Now John Watson faces his greatest challenge - but he won't let Sherlock down...ever. Now complete.

Even after the fall, John can't stop believing. Three years after the fall, he finds himself back at his friend's grave again and everything changes.

Tony is sick and hiding it from the team... but not for long.

After the final battle- which Harry lost- Hermione and her friends take refuge in the Room of Requirement. Then, as if by divine intervention, they are offered a way to go back and fix everything that is wrong with the world- but what Hermione and her friends didn't count on, was Hermione becoming a Tom Riddle's twin sister. Tom x Hermione, false twincest alert!

She was the only one he ever felt any care for. His only hope in life. Will she get in the way of his future, or aid him?

"You're leaving me alone in the middle of winter in a rickety old castle rumoured by the locals to be haunted." Haru smiled brightly. "What could possibly go wrong?" AU.

SHIELD Recruit Survival Tip #58 All recruits are advised not to lean on or otherwise touch Mr. Stark's cars without his express approval. Nobody wants to see him start destroying coffeemakers as retribution.

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger joined the Secret Owl Post, a program that sets wizards up with pen pals. What they don't realize is that they're paired up with each other. Dramione. Based off You've Got Mail - which was based off another movie, which was based off a play

Never believe anything covered in wool is cute and defenseless. Even if it is a sheep: Wherein John is a BAMF sheep and Sherlock is a wolf who thinks John makes for a better companion than something to fill his stomach.

Hermione Granger is now 27, working as a psychologist in muggle London. Unhappily engaged to Ron, Hermione finds her own happiness by helping others manage their sadness. One day, however, Hermione's routine life is turned upside-down when a certain blonde Slytherin arrives at her office seeking a therapy session...

Returning to Hogwarts after the war as an 'eighth-year' student, Hermione is surprised to see Draco Malfoy has returned too. He's an ex-Death Eater, after all. But there's something different about him now, and she's about to find out what. EWE. Complete at last! :D

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

A year after Sherlock Holmes took the plunge off of St. Bart's hospital, John Watson gets the call that his cousin Phil Coulson was killed in an alien attack on Manhattan. He goes to sort out Phil's things, and gets far more than he bargained for. Avengers Movie!verse, rating changed at a reader's request for foul language.

HP/FMA - Despite warnings, Icarus flew too close to the sun, melting his wax wings and plummeting him into the sea where no one noticed. However, unlike Icarus, Ed would not give up; if he could not fly, then half-drowned, he would walk.

Two years Post-War, Hermione is a rehabilitation counselor working with inmates released from Azkaban. As a new set of inmates are released, Hermione finds herself cornered into counseling Draco Malfoy at the request of his Mother. Based on a prompt by: Black Rose Blue

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.

Jarvis can be more human than even his creator gives him credit for. One-shot.

Draco Malfoy commits suicide in the Manor after his parents were murdered before his eyes. Hermione visits the Manor for some closure... and finds the ghost of Draco Malfoy residing there...

With Lord Voldemort vanquished, everything was supposed to return to normal - that was what Hermione thought, until a soft whisper coming from the room that should've been destroyed beckoned her curiosity and lured her into finding the answers to the enigmas.

Healer-Trainee Hermione Granger finds herself in a pickle when confronted with a most troublesome patient.

Tony dies, and Jarvis tries to cope. AU. Gen. No spoilers.

ONESHOT. Mary Weather is privy to an intimate exchange between Cain and Riffael. drabble.

"If-if you don't survive, and I do, I'll never be the same, and you know it." Katniss Everdeen's life starts to burn down in an inferno that her best friend's also gotten himself caught in. AU Hunger Games.

'No.' Sebastian hissed quietly to himself, clutching desperately to his head. 'You won't get it out of me.' He spat, feeling his fangs elongate. A demon's true name was a powerful thing, and shouldn't be given to anyone. SebxCiel if you squint!

AU where Chamber of Secrets hasn't happened. Voldemort is vanquished and Hermione returns to Hogwarts. She finds a journal and the most unlikely things happen. Can it be trusted? Eventual smut TOMIONE

When Sherlock, John, Donovan and Anderson find themselves locked in a small confined room, Sherlock's severe claustrophobia is exposed, revealing more about the detective than the three ever could have expected. Family secrets, Hurt/Comfort and hopefully major Angst. Warning - child abuse references; I teared up while writing it. Now Complete.

Sebastian and Ciel are out for the day so Mey-Rin, Finny, and Bard decide to have at a game of truth or dare. One shot.

The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1

Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.

"I'm so sorry." The familiar voice spoke again. This was enough to wake Hermione's brain from her trance. Enough to open her eyes, and see two magnificently silver eyes dissaparate in the dark. D/HG Veela. T for violence, language, & some sexual themes

In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Sherlock kept himself clean for years and with John's help it seemed to be working just fine...Until Moriarty discovered his weakness and decides to plunge Sherlock into relapse. Post-Baskerville. Warnings: Drug abuse

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

"The Holmes brothers had a culture all of their own making; when it came to what the rest of society would do there was quite a clear 'them and us' divide" A look at snippets of Sherlock and Mycroft's rather complex relationship.

No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.

Mike is a werewolf. Harvey finds out. Harvey's not sure what he expected out of a real-life werewolf, but it definitely wasn't this. There should be more terrifying hunter, less making Harvey fall in lo- Wait a minute. Dammit, Mike! Slash.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

Oneshot, set straight after chapter 65. An ill boy and his injured demon. The hour after a ship arrives and what follows.

Young wizard Sherlock Holme's fifth year at Hogwarts is turned upside down as he makes an unlikely friend in Gryffindor John Watson. The two band together to try to solve a mystery that is haunting the Hogwarts students.

Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.

John and Sherlock have to endure living together, but they dont always have to like it. Cute little ficlets. Friendship fic. Read and review please. Dedicated to my beautiful best friend and love of my life, Q :

The door to the Hog's Head opened, pulling Hermione away from her thoughts as a cold gust of winter air entered the bar. She glanced up from her firewhiskey, and almost choked. Three years after his disappearance, Draco Malfoy walked through the door.

Prompt: Neal, breaking out in cold sweat there's a gun against his head

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

For the boy, he would be Apollo. For him, he would be Hades. For him, he would be Dionysus. For him, he would be Demeter. "But you were never any of those things." "You are Prometheus." Character deaths. Implied SebaCiel and CielLizzie

AU. Cas is a socially awkward computer repair nerd, and Dean has been his friend since they were in high school. Dean is a mechanic, he's hopeless with computers so he's always calling Cas to come and fix the one he has in the shop.

College AU. Dean is an incoming freshman and Cas is his Resident Advisor/RA. Dean hates being told what to do, so Cas really has his job cut out for him, especially with Dean's shenanigans.

AU HOGWARTS. Hotson & Mystrade. John and Sherlock have been friends since their first day in school, but when John begins to feel that friendship isn't enough things get complicated. Set during their sixth year. And now a prequel: Stay where I can see you

"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE

Soul Eater and Maka do not trust anyone but each other. Not their families. Not their friends. Not even the God of Death, to whom they have pledged their loyalty. But circumstances change, and hope beckons...

Harvey&Mike are in a fight & go their separate ways during an event for Pearson Hardman; when Mike gets acquainted with one of the firms more wealthy clients, out of jealousy Kyle does something that crosses the line!HURT!Mike,Protective!Harvey LightSlasH

Peter discovers just how little he knows about his friend and partner, and now he's on a quest to fix it.

"A favor. Simple enough, yes? Generous, even," Truth said, "I will take nothing more from you, save... time. There are other worlds that need saving." FMAxHP. Brotherhood/Manga. OoTP. Rated for language and violence.

Complete! A mock trial pits Mike and Louis against Harvey. With Mike vulnerable on the stand, how far is Harvey willing to go for a win? Non-slash.

When Hermione finds out that her entire life has been a lie, manipulated by none other than one Albus Dumbledore, her wavering loyalty is finally pushed over the edge. Is it even possible to betray those who have all but abandoned you? H.Riddle/DM

...and one time Mike found out something about Harvey. Chapter 6: Mike thought he knew as much about Harvey as he ever would, but that was before his little brother took Mike out to lunch.

'You can't save me Granger.' 'But I can try, can't I' And he lets her.

Harvey's eyes widened and it occurred to Rachel that she'd never seen 'fear' on the man's face before. "Call 911," he said, a touch of panic behind the calm words, "and get Donna, tell her to bring Mike's EpiPen."

Harvey/Mike, written for Suitsmeme prompt: "Someone in the office preferably an OMC or minor canon character has been making unwanted advances towards Mike."

Hermione's always been willing to go the extra mile for knowledge, maybe this time it's too far.

Warning: This will make absolutely no sense if you haven't read up to Chapter 32 of Tied for Last. Just so you know.

Imagine Harry and Ron's surprise when they visit Hermione in her flat one day and find a half-naked Tom Riddle squished uncomfortably in her closet. Crack. Sequel up.

Hermione Granger makes the decision to return to Hogwarts for her final year after the Wizarding War has ended. Alone in this decision, she finds herself feeling very out of place until she finds solace with the most unexpected of students...Draco Malfoy.

Oneshot. Blaise's wise words echo in her head, 'Never be alone with Draco.' Unfortunately it is too late to follow his advice, Hermione finds herself trapped in Draco's arms and listening to his madness.

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

In which Malfoy changes species twice, Hermione does some rescuing, and a whole lot of mirrors get broken. Written for the dmhgficexchange on LJ.

A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

During one of the Holmes's annual Christmas parties, a new guest takes an unhealthy interest in Sherlock. But he has figured without the wrath of Mycroft…

I see his face in the middle of the classroom, and I know it's starting again.

She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.

Lisa didn't know why she ignored her flight instinct when those blue eyes met hers once again.

Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.

Having lost everything and being treated like a house elf seems to be the worst thing that can happen. That is until a very bored Dark Lord decides to play some games with you. AU/Post DH

This. All we need is this.

Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?

HIATUS Ed and Roy find themselves in the hands of a madman with a vendetta, one with a very unique idea of what constitutes 'Equivalent Exchange.' Roy/Ed

The queen's frantic letter sends Ciel into London to investigate a world he discovers he might not be ready for. Set in Manga-verse. Eventual SebastianCiel.

A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE

LGBT Fest, prompt: Tony tinkers with Jarvis to give him a female voice - flirting with a computer will be less awkward that way, right? But Jarvis objects. What does it mean for an AI without a body to have a gender identity? Tony, Jarvis, Pepper

Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.

"Malfoy, I am not stalking you and I am most certainly not obsessed with you." – A coincidental run in, the aftermath, and the little moments in between. -Three shot, complete.-

That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

Ed was always to ignorant to realize anything important.' Edward makes a bet with Roy, six days, one clue for each day. But what Ed doesn't know is that Roy's clues will send him over the deep end, in a cazy, wild six days that will result in- what?

When a young Hermione accepts magic lessons from a stranger through the Room of Requirement, she has no way of knowing that the two are living in different times. Her knowledge becomes his greatest weapon; his obsession becomes her nightmare. HG/TR-LV

Hermione is on a mission to recover a Dark artifact, but she has to return to the place that haunts her dreams every night. Alone. Worst of all, she has to meet the person who stood by back then watching her life slip away. Won 2nd: Best Draco, H&V RC P1.

A sudden thunderstorm brought them in contact with one another. Though they were mere strangers, she could not help but feel an inexplicable attraction towards him.

After the war, Hermione hides herself in solitude at Hogwarts, but over the holidays someone arrives who has managed to break through. Hr:TR

One ancient, evil talisman. One eurasian otter. One albino ferret. Result: a whole mess of trouble for the Head Girl & Boy. FIC CHALLENGE. A/U, 7th Year. One-shot. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. Slytherin-centric:Blaise,Theo,etc. Romance/Humor. COMPLETE

When she was just about to completely lose her mind, he entered into her world of darkness and offered a chance to save herself.

"What happened!" They choked at the same time. I took a deep breath. "Well, we...um...we got married." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for a reunion party. Dramione. One-shot. My first fanfiction! Please review!

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts as Head Girl and Draco Malfoy as Head Boy. Upset as she is, she has a job to do, one that puts her in close proximity to Malfoy himself. But he's hiding something, something big. Can her love save his life?

Every detail of Haru's life had long been decided for her. But even the best laid plans can be ruined by one tiny... ah... misunderstanding.

In the early 1950's, just when things seem to be settling for the five Cullens, the unexpected entrance of a mysterious couple heralds a great change. The story of Jasper and Alice's arrival from Carlisle's perspective. In canon and character.

Tom Riddle has been trapped in his diary waiting for something to happen to him. Hermione Granger is a lonely school girl. When she finds his diary and starts talking to him she thinks she's finally found some one she can trust, but can she really? AU TMH

It was all he ever said to her.

Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy

One haunted house plus a lovely lonely girl equals an old fashioned romance.

A rose by any other name... wouldn't sound as cool. Even if the flower happened to be enchantingly blue.

She tried to end the imprisonment that was imposed on her, until she learned that freedom came with a price. Rated T, just in case. TR-LV/HG.

AU FujiRyo. Fuji Syuusuke, the prince of the underworld would never have imagined that he would fall for an angel.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

All's fair in love and war. But what happens when the love is too much to bear and the war in your heart turns to chaos? Will it be to late? Tom/Bill. Kaulitzcest. Tokio Hotel.

When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.

With one thoughtless brush of his lips against her cheek, their relationship was out in the open. Now Soul Eater and Maka Albarn have to deal with their most daunting challenge yet - the advice of their friends. Soul/Maka.

What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

A lonely half-feline meets his match in an equally lonely outcast among outcasts. Can they teach each other how to be comfortable in their own skins?

And there was nothing but blood, and breath, and time…" When two people have nothing left to desire, when they have lost the light at the end of the tunnel sometimes it takes another person to relight that candle. TomHermione, TRHG. COMPLETE.

Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?

EPILOGUE. Unsatisfied with the outcome of their game on that rainy day, Echizen Ryoma requested a re-match with the tensai senpai Fuji Syuusuke. It wasn't a wise thing to do. And everything started from that day. FemRyoXFuji

Problem; cursed to become a cat for refusing a witch's affections. Solution; get invited to live with a girl for a month, sleeping on her bed each night, and get kissed on the lips. How hard can that be?

He woke up with no memory at all, in a small white room, in the company of a man called Jarvis, who told him that his name was Tony Stark... A somewhat different story. Tony/Jarvis, Tony/Pepper. Now with epilogue.

They were on the brink of losing everything. She uncovered a Horcrux but at a high price. Now she's in a place where hope first began to dwindle and ends up in a fight against disaster's sweet seduction in the form of Tom Riddle.

COMPLETE! Sort of AU – When Ryoma’s secret is found out by a certain tensai, he is willing to keep it a secret for a price… Pairings: FujixRyoma and others UPDATE! MISSING SCENE OF ATOBE'S PARTY!

A Nutcracker take on the movie. A lonely painter finds solace in a mysterious wooden cat doll, who inspires her beyond her work.

Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.

Tokio Hotel twincest, BillxTom. When a fitness instructor comes to the local school, she expects a class of boring people with nothing interesting to say. She doesn't expect Bill and Tom to say what they do...

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

Side story to Fading Footsteps, my FMA and Harry Potter crossover. Tom finds Slughorn's parties unbearably boring, but Professor Elric is a charming drunk, and that helps. Contains spoilers for FMA end of series and HBP. AU as of the FMA movie release.

Hermione accidentally falls into Tom Riddle's diary with unexpected results. Oneshot.

Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.

In the aftermath of Voldemort's victory, Hermione Granger finds enlightenment in the darkness. complete

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.