Hi im Jessica... lol just to let you know i over use the word lol alot...lol see?

I am an American so im going to right Dasey stories ive already started so im sorry if something out of America is taken the wronge way i understand somethings mean differnet thing in other place all my stories will be rated T just in case and I do not own Life With Derek but i do own the plot om working on

Dasey.. you gotta love em'

OMG! If you chat way 2 much, copy & paste this 2 ur profile!

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy & paste this into your profile! (Yeah I know I'm stupid)

If u love these copy & pastey things, put this in ur profile!

If you don't understand why everyone likes rap so much, put this in your profile

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I love these Surveys so this is a loooong one!

Name: Jessica

Gender: Girl

Height: 5' 1"

Eye color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown w. Red and Blonde

Age: 13

Birthday: June 21

Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Lefty

Piercings: ears

Tatoos: none

Zodiac Sign: Gemini or CAncer grrr June 21 is screwed HAHA

Ring Size: idk

Grade: 8th

More about you:Uh...I'm random!

Are you named after anyone? nooooo

Do you live in the moment? eh?

Do you consider yourself tolerent to others? If they are tolerent to me

Do you have any secrets? many

Do you hate yourself? sometimes

Do you like your handwriting? eh so and so

Do you have any bad habits? biting lip and nails ,

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? maybe...

Any regrets? Yes alot

Do you think life has been good so far? i guess ive have hard im not proud of times but its good now...

Are you confident? not really

How long does it take you to shower? like 40 mins

What color is your room? white

Where do you want to attend college? I dont know

Do you...?

Smoke? no

Do drugs? no

Drink? yes... water and stuff haaa

Go to church? used to :(

Sleep with stuffed animals? maybe...

Take walks in the rain? not usually

Talk to people even if you hate them? Yep

Drive? no

Believe in premarital sex?depends

Want to get married? yeaa

Want to go to college? may...

Want to have children? 2!

Sing in the shower? sometimes

Get along with you parents? not really not my dad but sometimes my mom

Get along with your sibling/s? sometimes

Color/highlight your hair? brunette with blonde and red highlights

Like coffee? a little

Wear makeup everytime you go out? mostly

Love roller coasters? scared of them but like them

Like to cook? yeeea I cook alot

Have you ever...?

Hurt yourself? purposely?! or not?!...ive done both

Been out of the country? nope

Been in love? yep

Done drugs? no

Gone skinny dipping? yea

Had surgery? no wait does getting yur tonsils count i remember i wanted to go 2 da bathroom the brought my like a porta poty thing i said nevermind haha

Played strip poker? no

Been on stage? yes

Pulled an all nighter? yes

Gone one day without food? yes

Slept all day? yes

Kissed a stranger? no

Had a dream that came true? yes

Broken the law? no

Stolen anything? NO!

Been on radio/tv? no

Been in a mosh-pit? whats that?!

Bungee jumped? nope

Had a dream that kept coming back? yes

Gone out of state? yes

Live in other states? no

Eaten an entire box of oreos? yes

Had a movie marathon? no

Spun until you were immensely dizzy? Yes :p lol

Been on a plane? no

Ran into a wall? ALOT OF TIME because that's just me

Been rejected by a crush? Unfortunately yes :(

Cried in public? no-but I do cry alot! lol

Cried over a movie? yes

Pranked called someone? hasn't everyone?

Gotten a cavity? yes

Shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch? yea

Broken a bone? no knock on wood

Fallen from a tree? no knock on wood

Passed out? no knock on wood-almost-I lost alot of blood

Been to a theme park? yes

Eaten sushi? yes it was gross

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

Black or White: gray? lol black

Burgers or Hot dogs: Burgers..It grosses me out thinking whats in hot dogs...

Boxers or breifs: uh...I'm a girl!

Book or magazine: magazine

TV or radio: radio

is the glass half empty or half full: half empty

sun or moon: moon

hot or cold: cold

romantic comedy or thriller: romantic

waffles or pancakes: waffles i HATE pancakes

Florida or california: Florida

Black and white or color photos: black and white

The city, the beach, OR the country: beach

Tennis shoes or sandals: sandals

Sweet or sour: sour

Private or public school: public

Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

English or history: History

Science or math: Math..I love it!!

Do you believe ...?

in miracles? kinda

in magic? yea

in God? YES! YES! YES!

in Satan? yes

in ghosts? Holy Spirit!!

in luck? yeah a lil

in love at first sight? Yes

in Santa? No been told...;p what a dream shattered

in the Easter Bunny? No- I still wondered who hides the eggs while we are all at church though...?

in witches? Yes

that it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes it is possible! You just need the right person

in wishing on shooting stars? Yes

that cussing is a necessity in life? Yes

yourself? I guess...

Love and all that

Do you consider love a mistake? No It's better to have loved and lost than to never to have loved at all!

Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them? No I just wanna go around dating complete strangers. Yes I wanna know them!

What is worst about the opposite sex? When they break your heart

Who and when was your first crush? uhh...Tage - Kindergarden(Pre K) through like secound grade omg we had to tell out deepest harkest serects to him in like first grade to get his animal crakers i lied and said "i used to like him alot" HAHA i got the ANIMAL CRAKERS haha

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair Color or Sense of Humor

Right this moment...

What are you wearing? A T-Shirt and shorts

What are you worried about? my every annoying boyffriend and how im ging to break up with him

What book are you reading? the adventures of huckleberry fin (for school)

What time is it? 7.58 pm

Are you bored? yea

Are you tired? no but my neck hurts...

Are you talking to anyone online or on the phone? texting? and WAS online and texting

Are you lonely or content? both

Are you listening to music, if so then what? nothing my computer is dowstairs and every1s sleeping

The Last...

Dream you had: idk

Nightmare: ...NO i cant think about it..

Time you cried: ealier

Movie you watched: Where the heart is or whatever

Movie you rented: idk

Book you read: umm 4got

Word you said: uhm

Time you laughed: sometime today

Person to call you: Cheyanne

CD you played: Jordin Sparks

Song you listened to: Heals or head -Boys like girls or it was Hasta la vista i dont remember

annoyance: brother

IM sent or recieved: Hey

Time you yelled: like 2 hours ago

Person you yelled at: my brro

time you wore a skirt: umm last week

time you fought with your parents: ealier

Time you wished on a shooting star: i dunno

Thing you ate: ummmm ooo dairy queen lol

Time you showered: yesterday

Nail polish color worn: Pink and Black

Your favorite:

Type of gum: Stride

Restaurant: uhhhOMG Arbys or Ruby Tuesday

Season: Summer

Type of weather: Sunny but not hot!

Emotion: Love

Color: Purple

Perfume: So...Breathless

Candy: Skittles to my friends im a skittle adic

Pizza topping: Cheese

Fruit: Pineapple

Veggie: carrot?

Type of cake: anglefood with my gmas 7min frosting

Magazine: Seventeen

TV Show: Life With Derek!!

Day of the week: Friday/ iCarly

Month: November

Holiday: Christmas

Number:13

Sport to watch: Football

Flower: I dk

1) First name: Jessica

2) Pronounced: Jess-ica? Lol

3) Middle name: Danae

4) Favourite girl name: Gabriella

5) 2nd Favourite girl name:Brynn

6) Favourite boy name: Terrin

7) 2nd Favourite boy name: Aaron
8) Birthday:June 21

9) Pets: CAts and dog

10) 3 Fav. TV shows: Life with Derek, uh Brooke Knows Best and iCarly

11) Fav. website: this one

12) 3 Fav. Colours:Purple, Pink, Black

13) Fav. Number:13

14) Fav. Cartoon character:Timmy Turner lol

15) Fav. Celebrity: idk

16) Emo/Punk/Prep/Goth/Jock: i donno

17) One word that describes you: Hyper

18) Fav. Band:Nickelback

19) Do you have a laptop or a desktop?: Desktop

20) Do you have a mp3 or an ipod?: mp3

21) Do you have a double bed or single bed?: single

22) Cat or dog?: cat

23) Juice or pop?: Pop

24) Salt or pepper?: Pepper

25) T-shirt or longsleeve?: T-Shirt
26) Shorts or pants?: Shorts

27) Bag or purse?: Purse

28) Sneakers or highheels?: High heels

29) Shoe shopping or clothe shopping?: Shoe shopping!!
30) Summer or Winter?: Summer
31) Birthday or Christmas?: Christmas
32) Friends or family?:friends

33) Geek or nerd?: Aren't they like the same?

34) Chocolate or vanilla?: Vanilla
35) Rock music or Country?: Postively Country

36) Outside or inside?: outside

37) Boiling hot or freezing cold?: Freezing Cold

38) Single or taken?: taaaken
39) Mansion or shack?: Mansion
40) What is your fav. school subject?: math!!

41) What is something most people like but you don't?: I hate pancakes..ew just to THINK about them

42) What is something most people hate but you like: uh..OH ranch on pizza or ketchup on doritoes

43) Fav. vacation: Beach Beach Beach
44) Theme parks been to: Vally Fair - and state fair

45) Fav. Theme park: idunno

46) Fav. rides in fav, theme park: Rugrats Rollercoaster lol

47) Siblings: 2bro i sis
48) Fav. video game: Incredibles GAme cube

49) Is there anything your friends know that your family doesn't?: Probably
50) Do you have an ex bf/gf?: yup lots lol

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
() Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
() Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi Note: Please don't if you haven't it's soooo nasty.
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
() Been in a Mosh Pit Note:Don't do it!

SO FAR:8

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Prescribed, of course)
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have :'(
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 12

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
() Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 16

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
( x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 21

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 22

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 25

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 27

Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 28

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (...random)

SO FAR: 30

Level 15
( x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
() Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 31

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 37

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 40

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 43

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey. (uhhhh...)

SO FAR: 45

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge (seeing as I'm taking this survey thing says i haven't)
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 47

Level 22
(x)Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top (haha i fell off to)

SO FAR: 51

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
()Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (no but 4 and a half:)
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 54

Level 24
( x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x ) Climbed A Tree
() Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 57

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail

SO FAR: 59

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
() Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (haha we were being soo ranbom and my bff got sooo mad but we all were just kidding around)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (All the time!)

SO FAR: 62

Level 27
( x)Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x)Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 65

Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone (On accident)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x)Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 69

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 73

Level 31
(x) Been Used (A lot)
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat (What the heck?)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 77

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 79