Sapphire Lapishide bio
 About me, eh? Where to start... I've never been very good at them. I'm 17 and I tend to read more than write, though I have been trying to get myself motivated to do something with the short few paragraphs of a Pokemon X/Y fic I started writing while bored in class. I'll probably move on eventually, leaving it behind and unfinished, but until then I'll just have it written bit by bit and when there is enough for a chapter I'll post it. There will undoubtedly be a lot of time between each chapter though, IF I ever post anything... So uh, favorite lists are sometimes a part of these things, aren't they? Color: Royal Blue, Deep Red If you want to know anything specific about me, just ask. If I'm asked enough questions I might put up a Q&A section. If anybody actually asks that is. Also, if you can think of anything I could add to make my profile any better, I'd be grateful if you shot me a message letting me know. |
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Tempestuous - COMPLETE by orangeyhairedimmortal reviews
Jimmy left Retroville after an experiment gone awry. He hurt his friend and he never forgave himself. After finally returning, he thought the only trial would be an angry Cindy but there is more to face than just his ex as a growing threat begins to emerge and strange things begin to occur. Can Jimmy live up to his old reputation? mpreg!Jimmy, JimCin, slight crossover with FOP
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,042 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Jimmy N., Cindy V.] Nick D., Sheen E. - Complete
For a Long Time Looking at Stars by GingerDelight reviews
Shane has very real problems. Sophia has an unhealthy desire to save people. The two former city dwellers wind up in the same small town, one by choice and the other by necessity. Both introverts, both outsiders, they're swept into one another's orbit until they can't even touch the ground - but falling in love can't fix everything. (Slow burn, Stardew Valley)
Stardew Valley - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 193,231 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 2/24/2017 - Shane, OC - Complete
Shrek and Shadow Have a Baby by Happy Dickfart reviews
Two lonely souls. One fateful encounter at the swamp. A love so powerful it'll shake you to your core. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll fap til your hand falls off. Welcome, friends, to the greatest love story on the Internet, now with an Mpreg twist!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - [Shadow, Shrek]
Amazing Grace by sluggy94 reviews
When Grace finally takes the opportunity to escape her life full of hardship and move to Pelican Town, she hopes to make the most of a new chapter of quiet and solitude. She would have never guessed the turmoil, life decisions and emotions that lay before her in this quiet town. She begins to question if she is cut out for this life, and if she is ready to love again.
Stardew Valley - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Lewis, Marnie, Shane
The Warrior of Peace and The Prince and Knuckles by Artemis the Foul
This is a crossover fanfiction containing characters I don't own from Sonic the Hedgehog and Shrek. I don't own anything except my OCs. All rights go to their respective owners.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,491 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 10/6/2016
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6402 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
A shrek and shadow love story by umbrathewolf reviews
A love story between shrek and shadow . What ensues between the two lovers? Find out! ;) Warning!NSWF
Crossover - Shrek & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015
Insomnia by tikitikirevenge reviews
Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,587 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Link, Tatl
Sonic and Shrek: A Love Story - The Sequel by TheSquart reviews
The Sequel to Sonic and Shrek: A Love Story
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Complete
Shrektastic Titanic by bill clinton reviews
Shrek finds his true loves. Warning for fucked up content and M-preg.
Crossover - Shrek & Bee Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Complete
Sonic and Shrek: A Love Story by TheSquart reviews
Sonic finds Shrek bathing in a swamp...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Complete
All In the Name of Beauty and Love by DKillustrations reviews
Lysandre has been tried with the death penalty for his crimes against Kalos, but Serena decides to take action. Where do you draw the line between right and wrong? Is it possible to love the enemy? Kingsrockshipping, Pokemon X & Y, post-game
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Serena, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis
Here's to the Future by Lady Weather reviews
Augustine, Lysandre & Serena contemplate their lives up till the present. It's been 3 years since Serena saved Kalos, and created some unbreakable bonds with the two geniuses. Augustine notices too much, Serena too little, and Lysandre holds a secret in his heart. Here's to the future and relationships that unfold! Eventually LacewoodShipping & KingsRockShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Red, Serena, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis
Stranger in a Strange Land by DeLyse reviews
Lynette gets unexpectedly dumped in Skyrim after being rejected at the College of Winterhold, but learns of someone who could teach her the fundamentals of magic. Will she be able to face the college again? Will Farengar ever learn to be nice? OCxFarengar...with a dash of Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,749 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Vilkas, Farengar Secret-Fire, OC
Lysandre: For a Beautiful World by CrystalTamer13 reviews
Poetry's legal it said. So here ya go. Lysandre's POV.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Complete
From Nervousness to Rings & Joy by Lady Weather reviews
"Nervousness. One word to describe Lysandre's feelings…" He adores her to the point he doubts himself at the alter. Is he good enough? Will she be happy with him? Lysandre worries himself moments before Serena walks down the isle to marry him. See what happens inside! Kingsrockshipping One-Shot. A companion to "Here's to the Future."
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis, Serena] - Complete
The Fault in Our Hearts by jiahui reviews
Serena Grace could never ask more from life – being the region's Champion, having zillion friends, a celebrity chef boyfriend, and wonderful Pokémons as her companions. The world is practically at her feet, but one always feels the need to satisfy their hearts. [Multi-chap, Unova] Chars: Serena, N, Lysandre.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - N H./Natural H. G., Serena, Lysandre/Fleur-de-lis
Mon Amour by Professor Sexymore reviews
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Professor Sycamore can't get a certain young prodigy off his mind, so he visits her out of the blue. Things get heated quickly. "Just wait, mon amour. You'll be a mess beneath me before long." LACEWOODSHIPPING. [SerenaxSycamore] Contains lots of smut.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Serena, Prof. Sycamore/Prof. Platane - Complete
The Mighty Fall by TheLittleStray reviews
A king reflects on his conqueror. Lysandre remembers a withdrawn little girl who looked lost, even amiss the company of her friends. Now, he can only see a Champion with an army at her waist. Sycamore's pupil turned into a force to be reckoned with, and now the fallen leader wonders how he had missed her transition from trainer to solider. A Post Pokemon X Story.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Serena
Ghosts of the Past by IEatCats22 reviews
After Johnny's death, Lisa must come to terms with the guilt she feels. But her guilt is interrupted when she realizes she is pregnan, and that her dead, intellectually-challenged husband Jonny just might be the father. Will Lisa make another bad decision? Or will her soul be saved by true love, from a man who cares about her? (Done in the dramatic style of The Room. Plz R&R)
The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
Silent Night by TheCrazyPurpleJester reviews
The Slender Man pays his little girl a comforting visit on a dark and stormy night. One Shot.
Slender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Live and Let Die by ghostanimal reviews
Funny. I had always hoped an honorable warrior on a loyal horse pulling a carriage holding his treasures from his adventurers to finally take my sister and I away from Dawnstar. I guess a mad jester with a demonic steed hauling a cart that had his dead mother resting in it was close enough. CiceroxListener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,641 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cicero V.
Further Travels by Zombiebrainz reviews
Link finally faces off against his mortal enemy, Ganondorf, but things don't turn out quite as planned. GANONDORF x LINK Rated T for time being. Rating may go up.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,764 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Link, Ganondorf
Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
A Smexy Predator by carsatan reviews
Slenderman leaves Sasha home alone, what will happen when Sexual Offenderman shows up? Written for someone on DA. Smut.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL by DarkDoomFireMaster reviews
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school. This story contains no graphic descriptions and all the High School students are 18 years old.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sonic - Complete
Chicken Soup and Other OneShots by Mrs. Naara reviews
A series of one-shots based off N and Touko. Fifth Shot: N tells his daughter a fairy tale. Rated T because of the second and fourth shots
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
To Dominate and To Submit by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The Dragonborn stumbles into the House of Horrors and get's an...unexpected reaction...from the Prince of Rape, Molag Bal. For the skyrimkinkmeme. Rated M.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Now and Forever by Fire Kunai reviews
*Written for the Skyrim Kink Meme* Farengar Secret-Fire really doesn't know how he got engaged to the Dragonborn. *Farengar/F!Dragonborn*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farengar Secret-Fire
Living Legends by Fire Kunai reviews
*Written for the Skyrim KinkMeme* It was all just a matter of curiosity. At least that's what he told himself *F!Dragonborn/Farengar Secret-Fire*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farengar Secret-Fire
Otamaro the rapist Pokemon by seductivefeline reviews
N loves Pokemon. So what happens when Black and N end up in a room filled with Otamaro? Crack fic. Rated T for language. Warning: Contains Yaoi boyxboy
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Burned by The Name is Unimportant reviews
Gameverse; Maxie apprehends May as she attempts to get into the Team Magma Hideout. He takes her Pokémon and something else. Maxie/May, very dark.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Maxie/Matsubusa, May/Haruka - Complete
Cyrus Eats Cheesecake by Protokitten reviews
In the Distortion World, Cyrus finds a cheesecake.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Cyrus/Akagi, Giratina - Complete
Milkshake! by GlassSuicune reviews
Black meets White at a McRonald's for whatever reason, Tsutarja is obsessed with milkshakes, and N discovers babysitting a Zorua is more dangerous than one might think... Wait a minute... What did I just write?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko - Complete
And Then There Was Sonic by T.E.O.M.C reviews
The Single Greatest Thing Ever.
Crossover - Pokémon & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Pikachu, Sonic - Complete
My Encounter with The Slender Man by RulerOfTravels reviews
Slender Man meme fanfic. This story is creepy and twisted. yet hot, if you're into it. - rated M or NC-17, details inside.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/31/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Fun with the Daedric Princes by KanetsuguNaoe reviews
Molag Bal and Sheogorath decide to have some fun with there siblings. Rated M for swearing. Some Yaoi content because of Bal. that perv. AU.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007