Hello, I'm an incredibly pissed off retail worker at Walgreen's in Louisiana who got tried of daydreaming stories at work so I started writing them down.

I HATE: Harry-Hermione pairings, Snape-student pairings (more than 10 years age difference is gross people), Harry-centric stories, Bubble-gum POP music (Britney Spears is the Anti-Christ to me), Soccer-Moms, gas prices, the welfare and medicaid system, the cost of cable Internet, drunk boyfriends or drunk anyone for that matter, the federal drug policy, oh and unnecessary war in general.

I LIKE: Snape-OC, Snape-Lily, Harry-Ginny if they are secondary characters, Draco-Hermione, Pansy-Ron, Ron-Hermione, Luna-Neville, Luna-Pansy, Luna-Hermione, Hermione-Pansy (yes I read them, they aren't all gross), the Appalachian mountains, swimming, reading, writing, pissing-off my neighbors, my 5 cats, candles, the color blue and sleeping.

As all of you know, I don't own anything except the OC's. Everyone else belongs to J. K. Rowling. Thanks.