How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.