Blue Bibliophile
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Joined 04-12-09, id: 1898608, Profile Updated: 04-14-09

Hello, and welcome to my profile!

ABOUT ME:

NAME: It's right there at the top. My name is Blue Bibliophile.

GENDER: Female.

MUSIC: Honestly, just about anything with good lyrics. No groaning into a microphone for me.

AGE: It's older than my shoe size. Unless you're using European sizes, that is.

HOBBIES/INTERESTS: reading, animals (especially dogs), reading, history, reading, traveling, reading, geography, reading, fencing (I mean the sport, not putting up fences or trading stolen goods), uh...did I say reading? Did I mention I'm a bibliophile?

FANDOMS I VISIT:

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: I really like these books, even though I was sort of disappointed in The Battle of the Labyrinth. I can't wait for The Last Olympian.

MAXIMUM RIDE: I've become an anti-fan since The Final Warning came out. I haven't read MAX yet, but I'm not all that excited about it. James Patterson totally ruined the series with this whole anti-global warming thing. And this is from a true environmentalist!

THE BARTIMAEUS TRILOGY: I love this series. Bartimaeus is awesome. What else can I say?

TWILIGHT: I am a huge anti-fan for this one. I find it so sad that so many good people have fallen prey to the Mary Sue-ness of it all. I generally visit the fandom when I want proof of the sadness of the world.

HARRY POTTER: Of course. I'd like to find a single person who hasn't heard of Harry Potter.

ARTEMIS FOWL: Yay! Artemis rocks. Let's have it for kid genii!

YOUNG WIZARDS: And here's a series no one's ever heard of. They're okay, I guess...they have good parts and bad parts...and the good parts are mostly the ones with Dairine in them.

SHIPPINGS:

Just about the only requirement that I have is that they be well written. It doesn't even have to be IC. But if it's not well written and used tastefully, forget it.

MY STORIES:

STORIES I'VE WRITTEN: Uh, none, just yet. I'm new here.

STORIES I'M WRITING: I have 2 stories in their very early development stage:

The BLOB!: A Twilight Parody

This is Twilight with a twist: Edward is a blob monster! This basically came from the thought that if the vampires in the story don't sleep in a coffin during the day/burn in the sunlight (sparkling does NOT count as burning in the sunlight)/react badly with garlic/I could go on, then what was the point of even putting them in the story and ruining the wonderful legacy of the vampire? Why didn't Stephenie Meyer throw in a few blob monsters for Bella to fall in love with? And so, "The BLOB!: A Twilight Parody" was born.

Naming Percy

This is just a oneshot with Sally Jackson looking for a name for her soon-to-be son. She also muses over the prophecy and her role in it. Pretty sappy. That's what you get for coming up with an idea at 3 in the morning. The title is subject to change.

Thank you for visiting my profile, and have a nice day!

-Blue Bibliophile

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Sapphyre Raven Beaauetiful Jackson by Aish Sheva reviews
Sick of all those lousy OC fanfics? Here's the cure. This is the story of Sapphyre Jackson-with her dramatic past, her connections to canon, her awesome powers, and her long, beautiful black hair, she practically screams MARY SUE. It's a parody, guys. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008