Hi!

I'm PurpleHipposRock, and if any of you are wondering about the name - it's due to my imaginary friend, an invisible purple hippo named 'Barry' and Barry is also my 'plot hippo'. Yeah, most people have plot bunnies but I have a plot hippo. Mine's awesome.

I'm twenty-one and I live in Australia. I'm currently in my third year studying a Bachelor of Biomedical Science.

I adore fanfiction and I hope you like mine. So far, I've only written for NCIS:LA and Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, but I also love the tv shows Arrow, Bones, Castle, NCIS, Fringe, Doctor Who and Firefly.

(BTW - in my head, AOS ended after the 17th episode of season 1, about five minutes before the end of the episode - therefore we will not speak of events past this time, capeesh?)

Check out my stories, I hope you like them.

I am also on Tumblr:

And lastly: I take requests. If you have an idea for a story for any of the above listed shows that you think I would write awesomely, send me a message and I will do my absolute best. XD

'Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy of ARES?'

'Pirated copy.'

'That's what I said.'

'No, you said "pirate's copy". A pirate is a person, like Captain Jack Sparrow. A pirated copy-'

'Who is Jack Sparrow?'

'Johnny Depp.'

'He's a pirate?'

'No, he's an actor. How did we get here?'

'I drove.'

Tony & Ziva, NCIS: Blowback

'Yin needs yang, not another yin. Yin yang is harmony. Yin yin is... a name for a panda.'

Castle, CASTLE

'You guys are geniuses!'

'How do we find that?'

'I work for the FBI, you idiot.'

'Way to go, Zack. We go from geniuses to idiots in 3 seconds.'

Booth, Zack & Hodgins, BONES

'She may have built a wall between us, but I am going to build a door in that wall... or put up a ladder... or dig a hole.'

'You have a strategy?'

'Be my usual charming self.'

'Uh huh... what about plan B?'

Castle & Martha, CASTLE

'Sam sees that glass as half full. I see it as half empty. It's why we make such a good team. Kensi, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle, Nate wonder why it has to be a glass and Eric usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.'

Callen, NCIS:LA

'Big flashy things have got me written all over them. Not actually. Give me time, and a crayon.'

The Doctor, DOCTOR WHO

'This is gonna get very interesting.'

'Define "interesting".'

'Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?'

Wash & Mal, SERENITY

'This is the captain speaking. We may experience some turbulence and then... explode.'

'Explode? I don't wanna explode.'

Mal & Wash, SERENITY

'I can kill you with my brain.'

River, FIREFLY

Emerges from a dark corner, surprising everyone. 'Welcome to level 7.' Pauses. 'Sorry, that corner was really dark and I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.'

Coulson, MARVEL AGENTS OF SHIELD

'Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his pumps.'

Deeks, NCIS:LA

'Deeks! Pee or perish!'

Kensi, NCIS:LA

If you haven't noticed; I collect quotes. If you have one you think I might like, PM me. XD