Before I began Gintama and was still living with my parents, I found a hair growing out of my back. It really grossed me out and I wanted to pluck it, but my mother told me not to because it was good luck. So I left it, but the other day I looked at my back for the first time in years, and there were black hairs all over the place! Mommy! Am I all right? I don’t want to die when I finish Gintama. I have a lot of years ahead of me, so I want to spread my luck out evenly. But it seems like my back hairs are running wild. It’s like we all agreed to run together in a school marathon race, but once the race began, they started running at full speed and got way ahead of me. “Hey, slow down! You’ll poop out in the second half!" But when they cross the finish line in last place, I’d appreciate it if you gave them a warm applause. So let’s all keep running together into the future.

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