"Who cares? Nobody did, nobody does-" "I will, Potter." Severus' concerned black eyes met Harry's glassy green ones. After the death of Sirius, Harry is barely hanging on the edge. Will Severus be able to fix the pieces of the Golden Boy? No Slash. Sixth Year.

What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Harry is the Master of Death and Lord of Time through his joining of the three Hallows together. During a duel that wasn't going well, he jumps to the 1940's and has a talk with the true Master of Death. Can have prevent the destruction that will occur? Can he change Voldemort prevent him from becoming the darkest wizard of all time? Or will he be caught in Tom's web? Slash TMR/HP?

Blowing up his Aunt Marge had been very satisfying at the time and when he left the Dursleys, Harry had no intention of ever returning. A meeting with a dog escalates into a lot of trouble for a lot of people. Not everyone can overcome their fear to act with courage.

Killian despises even the thought of going to a strip club, but a certain blonde stripper might change his mind. Captain Swan AU/Stripper Emma/Explicit Content

From one betrayal to another, Serena is fed up with the girls and Darien. She's fed up living the life others wants her to live. When a stranger offers her a way out, she is determined to accept the aide regardless of the consequences.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS

Here is my Entry to the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. You've read the entry, now see the beginning... Bella's husband is off to a secret mission to serve his country. Pregnant and heartbroken Bella finds herself in a dream like no other.

The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.

A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.

AU: When Princess Emma's ship is captured by the Jolly Roger and Captain Killian Jones, she offers herself as a hostage for ransom if he will let the ship and the other passengers go. With Emma, Killian remembers the honour he once held dear, and Emma catches glimpses of the gentleman Killian had been. Against all odds, the pirate and the princess begin to fall for each other.

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.

Captain Swan AU. Cora lets the curse take Killian, and her action changes the course of events in Storybrooke, forever changing their lives. A lot will stay to canon to Seasons 1-3 so far with exceptions made to accommodate Killian being cursed to Storybrooke as well as original scenes with Killian and others. There will be elements of season 4, but I will not have canon season 4.

Book Two of the Heritage Series: Harry enters his Sixth-Year while the country is at war with Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Seeking new allies abroad, Lord Black creates the Triwizard Exchange and Harry leads a team of students to Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. But an older enemy resurfaces in Europe and a long-forgotten piece of history is at the centre of it all.

When an Occlumency lesson goes wrong, Snape learns more about Harry's past than he ever wanted to—and it changes everything. But change doesn't come easily, especially for two who have spent five years loathing each other's very existence. Can Snape and Harry come to a mutual understanding of sorts to defeat their greatest enemy—themselves? Spring of 5th year, A/U. I do not own Har

"Primrose Everdeen." This can't be happening, Katniss thought. She desperately pushed through the crowd. I volunteer!, she wanted to scream. I volunteer as tribute! But she couldn't, because she wasn't eligible for the reaping anymore. There was nothing she could do. Peeta/Katniss and other pairings, AU.

Hermione Granger gets locked in a closet with Fred Weasley one day during her fifth year. It is not just any old closet at Hogwarts. It likes to hold students hostage until they figure out how to get out themselves. AU. This is written for the Ultimate OTP Competition. It's now a collection of one shots.

CS AU One Shot Collection: Emma Swan loves her job as a Princess at Disney World, Florida. She loves it even more when she gets a special request from a handsome stranger. Basically pure unadulterated fluff just because.

Voldemort succeeds in stealing the philosopher's stone, but not all is as it seems.

A new year looms on the horizon. A ancient prestigious Tournament is being held at Hogwarts in new form. Harry will show the wizarding world that change can be a really good thing. And perhaps he can find a girlfriend? But what will Dumbledore do to retain his power? Sequel to Forging Destiny

A Christmas short for my readers. Enjoy.

Charlie Weasley and Hermione Granger carry on an unsuspecting love affair in the aftermath of the second wizarding war. With the opening of a new dragon reserve on the horizon, a spin of corruption and malice is revealed, unearthing a vile ruse that threatens to tear apart wizarding Britain.

"I will find you. I will always find you." Says the Charming Family motto. But does it still apply when two centuries separate you from the one you love? Captain Swan story slight universe alterations. Picks up at season 2's "The Doctor" where Emma already knows Hook from their past, but he has "no bloody clue" whom she is. Title inspired by the Avril Lavigne song of the same name.

Sailor Moon follows Tuxedo Mask away from a fight, and ends up having one of her fantasies fulfilled.

Harry goes back in time to redo his Hogwarts years after losing the war, his family, and his wife, Ginny Potter to Voldemort. Alternate Universe. Years 1-4 but canon up to end of year 6.

"It's something out of an old tale: a golden young man in a white bearskin, striking strange bargains with desperate souls on the cruelest night of winter." Peeta Mellark, winner of the 74th Hunger Games, returns from his Victory Tour to make the starving Everdeens an offer they can't refuse. Canon divergent, based on the fairy tale "East of the Sun and West of the Moon."

Captain Swan AU Killian Jones is the new Deputy of Storybrooke, where he wasn't expecting to be working at such a small police station and he definitely wasn't expecting the Sheriff's daughter, Emma Swan, who owns a bakery across the street. He's quickly hoping to taste more than just the creme-filled pastries she's offering him. Rated M for eventual smut.

Cursed!Killian AU: Emma Swan has more than enough to deal with. For one, her son believes the entire town of Storybrooke is cursed. She definitely doesn't have time for the mysterious pawnbroker, Killian Jones, even if Henry insists that he's the prince she's meant to be with.

The King and Queen of Arendelle are dead, lost at sea. Princess Emma of Misthaven wishes to attend her friend Elsa's coronation. Her parents agree on one condition: she accepts a bodyguard for the duration of her stay in the foreign kingdom. Their choice? Lieutenant Killian Jones, of the Royal Navy.

The world of a yacht broker, Killian Jones, is bursting at the seams when he finds out his wife is having an affair. In the midst of a divorce, he moves across town and begins taking his son to a daycare recommended by his best friend. When he meets Emma Nolan, another single parent who's going through a similar experience, will they be able to help mend each other's broken hearts?

Left to raise Teddy after the final battle, and the death of Andromeda, Harry decides to visit England to see if this is where he should be raising Teddy. A chance meeting with Ginny Weasley at Hogwarts changes Harry and Teddy's lives. AU Harry did not go to Hogwarts. Inspired by art by anxiouspineapple on Tumbler

Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.

Harry has been sneaking into Snape's room since he was a fifth year (he's a teacher now) in order to have sex with him. He casts a spell on Snape so that he will remain asleep while harry has his way with him. Bottom Snape. The first chapter Harry has sex with Snape without consent, the second chapter is the same night but from Snape's pov. (he was awake the whole time). rated M

After a tragic car accident took the lives of Liam and Elsa Jones, Killian found himself the heir to their family home, their business and their only child. Despite two large holes in his heart, he thinks he finally has things under control after a year of struggle and grief. In walks Emma Swan gradually filling both holes in the most unexpected way.

By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.

Little Harry asks Santa to take him to someone who loves him. Will Harry be able to find a home in the magical world? Time travel to the Founders' time and back to modern time's Hogwarts! Partly childfic, partly OOC, Completely AU! Abuse!Dursleys.

It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!

A single choice can change the course of Fate: a choice, say, like waking up on time. If that choice were made, Chiba Mamoru would never meet Tsukino Usagi; but, he WOULD meet Unami Seiya and the burden of Terra's future would fall onto his shoulders. Never Gone AU.

Bella got her happy ending and Simmons is devastated! The firm is so boring without her. He can't stand to be there any longer. Then by chance, Bella introduces him to a certain female vampire. He has dated the world's most beautiful women, but what happens when he meets her?

Bella, a good girl, was dumped by her long-time boyfriend. Edward, a young doctor, is feeling suffocated by his father's plans. Waking up next to a stranger is a shock for a good girl. Seeing the girl of your dreams run out on you the morning after sucks for a nice guy. What if two blue lines will bind the two together for life? What if they can't even remember how they came to be?

My take on a Soul Bonding story. It is set slightly AU. Harry and Ginny forge a Bond when Harry saves Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets but it doesn't manifest strongly till they start becoming closer.

"Bells, don't do this," vision-Jacob pleaded with me, eyes troubled, "Don't be stupid. Look out there; don't you see a hurricane is brewing. The currents are probably crazy. Do you want to drown?" Team Jacob! Edit ch. 3, photobucket link now attached! THIS STORY WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED 8/18/15

Book One of the Heritage Series: Following the Dementor Attack, Sirius must claim his heritage and rise to the position of Lord Black in order to help is Godson. However his godson is unaware of his own heritage and has a great deal to learn, all the while still being a target of the Dark Lord whose power grows daily, the world is changing and they have to be ready to fight.

On a dark and stormy night, the staff and students of Hogwarts were taken by surprise when four mysterious figures appeared outside on the grounds. Who are they and why do they look like the Founders? What does this mean for the war? AU Time travelling

When Emma and Elsa defeat the Snow Queen they are turned into children and lose their memories. Two magically gifted children is a challenge even for Storybrooke, especially when one develops a crush on a certain pirate. Lots of fluff, shenanigans, angst and character growth ahead. Captain Swan, Frozen Hook, Frozen Swan,Daddy Charming, Mama Snow, Swan Believer, Captain Cobra.

Now that Harry is free, he gets another Bombshell revelation about his past that was kept from him, and apparently everyone else as well. Can he finally live his life the way he's always wanted? Parents, his Godfather, and a real family? J/L, HP/GW

Bella was left by Edward to clean up the ruins of her life after his betrayal. What happens when Edward finds out that not all was as it seems. What are the consequences of his sins and what will he do to get her back? AH TwiFanFicRecs: Top Ten October 2012; Best Rec'd on Fan Fic Fridays 2012

Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?

Last in the Promise series! The end is coming, and Harry and his friends are working hard in preparation. Of course, it's not easy when you feel like you're reading a book in which every other page is missing. How will they find the horcruxes? How can Harry hope to defeat Voldemort? Good thing he's got his friends. And Ginny. Don't forget about Ginny.

Seventeen year old Emma Swan unwittingly and accidentally falls through a mysterious portal that lands her in the middle of the ocean, only to be saved by a young, dashing lieutenant, and to be brought aboard the Jewel of The Realm. Will she be able to find her home? And if she does... Will she still want to go? Lieutenant Duckling/Captain Swan. AU. Canon elements.

Harry returns for his second year at Hogwarts, determined to continue his way to the top of the Wizarding World. What about the strange message that Firenze had given him and Hagrid? How to deal with the warnings of that house elf Dobby? Sequel to Champion.

This is an AU fanfic of the Mediator. Suze is still a mediator And maybe Jesse , but she never met Jesse as a ghost. Instead, he's grown up in Carmel, California in the twenty-first century. Will they meet and fall in love, even if Jesse has had a chance to meet other people? And what's this about a daughter? Read and find out. I tried to keep things as similar as possible. Enjoy!

The Quileute legends were not entirely accurate in their depiction of imprinting. Who was to know that the pack imperative was so strong? Bella is just about to find out how strong. A/U. Warning: ménage, mature themes, domestic discipline. To be removed for rewrite and publishing...

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo

Written for S2SL "I told myself I wasn't going to do this. I went out tonight intending to get a girl's number, not to bring a girl home. I was hoping to find a nice girl who I had something in common with, a girl I could get to know better. But I really want to fuck this girl. Now."

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Inspired by the song. AU: Princess Emma was raised by her birth parents, but a curse on her 16th birthday sends her to Neverland. There, she spends years running from the Lost Boys and Pan before meeting Captain Hook. Hook takes the Lost Girl into his protection, eventually helping her return to her realm, where King David rewards the pirate with a title.

"Yeah, well… Maybe we should start believing in fate, sweetheart," Haymitch jokes, taking hold of the hand that is still fisted around the cursed piece of paper. Effie has never let it fall even in the confusion. "You've drawn out Peeta's name, after all. If you had drawn out mine…" Catching Fire AU

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU

When Puck admits something to Rachel 'out of the blue;' what happens? Now both will face the ups and downs of his admission and find a little bit about each other along the way. Spoilers up to 1x22 - Journey, to be safe

The events of the series through the eyes of Kyle. What was he thinking when Mercy told him about Warren? What happened to them between the novels? Rating subject to change

First in the Promise series. AU from the end of PoA. When McGonagall finds out what Dumbledore condemned Harry to by leaving him with the Dursleys all those years ago, she is determined to do something. Now being translated into German by EliasAmyNightcorePotterGleeFan!

No longer a one-shot. Bit of spoilers for 6x09, but AU from there, so be warned. Angsty to a fault. Completely suck at summaries, so better read. Hope it's worth your time... Rating might change in the future for... "freedom" purposes" reposted and improved!

Bella Swan takes a chance and picks up a polite hitchhiker during a storm. Is he not as reserved as he seems? Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.

In the R series break up, Darien's pain & the Scout's role as concerned friends weren't really highlighted. This tale that's loosely based on the series, explores the Scout's & Darien's POV as well as Serena's. Angst with a happy ending that's told with quite a bit of sorrow & a touch of romance where Darien will get the chance to ask Serena to...'Come Back to Me'

People in the kingdom whispered about a legend: a boy with a bow. They said he took up residence in the woods, hiding out while committing random acts of kindness, namely stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Historical AU. Robin Hood. Banner by Ro Nordmann: archiveofourown .org/works/562105/chapters/1004309

Both Emma's and Killian's dreams crumble on the same night. They find comfort in each other.

Age 22, Bella moves to Forks to live with Charlie following the death of her mother. How much of a difference can four years make?

Edward Cullen: secret phone sex operator, dirty talking pro and hopelessly in love with his best friend. When a familiar voice calls in, will the lines between friendship, love, and lust become blurred? An entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Twific Contest

She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest

EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?

Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

They were best friends since childhood but he's always kept one secret from her. Yet when she falls in love with him as Tuxedo Kamen & the Senshi begin to investigate her,more will come out than any imagined.

The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.

Harry and Hermione were nearly captured at Godric's Hollow. And then things got worse.

When Harry thinks a tragic accident has occurred, his brain finally says "enough".

When Ron stormed out of the tent, Hermione went after him to stop him and disapparated with him. What will happen following this small change to DH ? What will Harry do without his friends?

Years ago Serena had been kicked off the Sailor Scouts team,so she went away.Through the years she had matured,yet she never aged after High School. Now back she is facing her past,but is she willing to change the past to set the future right?

It is AU in the sense that Harry and Hermione have never meet the Weasley's but all the rest is the same and this is after the final battle and Fred is alive: I couldn't do that so Fred is alive. NOW COMPLETE AND SEQUEL IS UP!

A freak accident changes Auror Harry Potter's life and tests the love of those around him. Chapter 40: New Scene Alert

Booth and Brennan have been hiding a their relationship from their friends which comes to be revealed in light of the fact that Brennan turns up pregnant. Has the potential to be quite fluffy with a little bit of drama. Now rated M.

It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."

After the second war, Harry discovers his parents and their friends owned a brewery. Not sure what he wants to do with his life, he decides to become involved in the business. He and Ginny learn much about his parents and their lives.

EDITED - Poor Serena gets kicked out of the sailor scouts AND Darrien breaksup with her. so she goes to live with her cousins family read first chapter you'll findout how its done who are the central scouts. enjoy. please no flames

What happens when the Weasley boys try to interfere in Ginny and Harry's relationship? Will Harry succumb to their threats or will fate intervene? Will Ginny have any say or will she never even know? And OK cause I was asked to, characters are acting OOC.

A vicious serial killer is at large who murders families at a time. When Elena, a six year old girl manages to hide from him, Brennan finds her at the crime scene. The two develop a close bond. With the killer at large, her life is in danger. 30 CHAPTERS!

COMPLETE. Life on Earth is normal, despite the numerous battles the Senshi have fought. A new discovery on the moon, however, just might shatter that peace. Was the Moon Kingdom meant to be found?

YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.

When Brennan finally breaks apart, Booth realizes that when you're in love with two women at once, someone always ends up hurt. Season 6, B&B.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?

Convinced he is only with her because of their past romance on the moon, Usagi uses the ginzuisho to block out the memories of the Silver Millennium to see if Mamoru will fall in love with her all over again... without the past's influence.

The Scouts betray Serena, Trista loves Darien, Serena hates Rini - all in one day! Anymore Drama possible? Does Darien stand by Serena or leave her to her fate? sweet one-shot.

It's been over 4 years since Edward left. Bella's tried to move on. She's about to graduate college and go on with life, when a weekend trip brings her face to face with her past. What results will either lead to tragedy or finally, to her happiness. ExB

When Alice and Jasper choose to have their bachelor and bachlorette parties on the same weekend in Las Vegas, chaos ensues and the crew finds out that What Happens In Vegas does not stay in Vegas. All canon pairings.

To Darien Chiba work was his most prized Possession...that is until now. As Serena's life begins to fade can Darien save the marrage and family he once embraced.

There is Serena and there is Serenity? Who are Serena's real friends? Whom will the scouts choose and whom will Darien choose? The princess has been found so how does Sailor Moon fit into all of this and what will become of Serena? Please Read and Review!

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

The wareffort in shambles and Harry's friends dead and Horcruxes still not destroyed Harry is trying to fight a losing battle with an immortal Voldemort.Fate decides to intervene & offer Harry a second chance.The only catch Harry has no previous memories.

LAST CHAPTER IS UP FINALLY! Set after SD break: the scouts and Darien have betrayed Serena leaving her alone to defend for herself she flees to America. Read inside for summary and q&a. Involves scouts&generals pairings

Ten years after the end of Book V, Mia struggles to be the princess the Genovians want, and Michael tries to avoid running into his ex-girlfriend, her family, and the Genovian national guard.

Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...

When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)