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Name: Janae
Nickname: NaeNae
Today's Date: 08/05/2015
Birthday: 9/29/2000
Age: 15 (I'M ALMOST 16 BITCHES)
Race: BLACK
Grade: 10th
Zodiac sign: Libra
Birthstone: Sapphire
Hair: Brown/Red
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height:5'4
You in one word: Lazy
Hobbies: Reading fanfics, reading romance novels, and watching anime
Label yourself: Loud and sticks up for my friends
Play any sports?: Do a little volleyball, softball, soccer
REALATIONSHIPS
Virgin: ._. Probably till I get married, yes
Orientation: African American
Longest relationship: e.e 4 years
Are you single: Currently, yes (patiently waiting)
How much older do you date: 2-3 years
How much younger: 1 year
FAVES
Book: Twilight, Carrier of The Mark, Percy Jackson series, Michael Vey
Drink: Sprite, Ginger Ale, Mountain Dew, and Pink Lemonade
Food: Packaged romen noodles
T.V. show: Ghost Hunters, The 100, Empire, The Walking Dead
Mythical creature: Werewolves and youkai (Japanese for demon)
Color: Purple
Website: Facebook, YouTube, Fanfiction
Magazine: Vogue
Month: September
Cartoon/Anime: Haikyuu, Fairy Tail, Inuyasha, Sword Art Online, Boondocks, The Cleveland Show, and many many others
Comic Book/Manga: The Walking Dead, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Say I Love You
YOUR MUSIC
Fave band: Pan!c At The Disco
Fave CD: o.o Everything is digital so xD But there was this CD my mom had of Jamie Foxx if that counts
Fave radio station: e.e Kiss FM
HAVE YOU EVER
Been in a fight: Verbal fights
Shoplifted: Gum
Been expelled: No
Had detention: Twice. 6th grade I yelled shut up to the class and in the 7th I gave my friend an assignment and he plagiarized HARD
Been arrested: No
Had anger classes: No
Had a therapist: No
Done drugs: Stuff for my allergies
Been on probation: No
Failed a class: Never
Kissed the same sex: Once
Worn your EXs clothes: Nah, I burned them
Skinny dipped: No
LAST PERSON...
You talked to: Greg
Kissed: e.e No one
Hugged: My dearest mommy
Punched: My brother
Spent the night with: Mckena xD I don't have many trusted friends to be at their houses
CAN YOU / ARE YOU?
Dance: When the music is going through me
Sing: Yes
Draw: When I try really hard
Roll your tongue: Yus
Write poetry: When I'm feeling that poetic justice
Double jointed: Not that I'm aware
A smoker: Nope
A drinker: No
A pack rat: Nope, my OCD is too bad for that (this is slightly a lie)
IFs
You were a plant you'd be: Sedums cause they're strong and attractive xD
You had a super power it'd be: You know that super jump on Saints Row 4? Yes. That.
Could change yourself 1 way you'd: Relieve a little bit of this acne, its not severe but I wish my skin was smoother Update: FACE IMMA NEED YOU TO CALM TF DOWN
You could bang a celeb it'd be: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth; JOHNNY MOTHERFUKIN GAT
You could kill and get away w/ it you'd kill: I'm not too sure
You were an animal you'd be: Panther
ONE OR THE OTHER
Tea or coffee: e.e uh..coffee
Rain or shine: Rain
Cat or dog: Dog
Dino or robots: Dino
Ninja or pirate: Ninja
Kiss or hug: Hug
English or math: Math
MTV or FUSE: MTV
Sound or silence: Depends
Winter or summer: Neither
Spring or fall: Spring
Boys or girls: Girls
Stripes or dots: Neither
Acoustic or electric: Neither
Black or white: Black
Vans or chucks: Chucks
Preps or punks: o.o I dunno
Emo or scene: ;-; I dunno once again
Tattoos or piercings: Can I have both?
Blondes or brunettes: Brunettes
RANDOMNESS
Your best friend is: My baby Bryana
You hate the most: Unnecessary and repeated questions
Your pet peeve is: When people call my name while I'm doing something but doesn't respond when I answer
What makes you happy: Reading and watching anime
What makes you angry: When me and my mother argue
Your dysfunction is: Not sure
Your biggest fear is: Drowning
One totally random fact on you is: I enjoy reading yaoi xD (DRAMATICAL MURDER FTW)
What shoes are you wearing: Nothing
Your lucky # is: 13 and 9 sometimes
Words you say most are: That's unfortunate, eat dick, BITCH
The most nasty school meal is: Can't remember
Your Myspace URL is: I don't even know
Do you keep a journal: Sometimes
Do you have a blog: No
Any bad habits: Biting my nails and procastination
Religious beliefs are: I believe in God o.o
Your most embarassing moment is: Asked my ex if God had blessed him with a few more inches and it took us both a few seconds to realize I meant height
Most missed memory is: Dunno
Where are you this very moment: My bedroom at my grandparents
Fave quote ever: "If you have to be a hero, then be a hero. But don't be a martyr."
Your life dream: Majoring in Japanese, living in Japan, and having as many kids God allows me to
Best thing in your room: This beautiful computer
Do you own a digital camera: yes
Do you own an ipod: yes
Are you glad this is over: Yes cause I've been working on this for awhile xD
Some of my fav authors are:
JK Rowling
I'm never too sure about just one author because I mostly read the books for the romance
Fav Bands/Artist:
PANIC AT THE DISSSCOOOO
TWENTY ONE PILOTS
Evanescence
Katy Perry
Nicki Minaj
Fav Anime/Char:
Grey and Juvia and Gajeel and Levy from Fairy Tail. Favorite animes include Say I Love You, Ouran Host Club, and Fairy Tail. AOBA, NOIZ, AND KOUJAKU FROM DRAMATICAL MURDER
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Ok maybe crazy XD)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I stole this big thing here from my friend HouseWarCraft who has written some really nice stories for Bleach (anime) and Harry Potter. Go check her out