Hey, Static here. I'll tell you all about me.

First off, I'm a dude. Not to be confused. I am American. I am son of Apollo. I am in Ravenclaw. I like Star Trek, Percy Jackson, Pokémon, PewDiePie, Adventure Time, Portal (2), Kerbal Space Program, Harry Potter, Minecraft, Dwarf Fortress, SciFi, Greek Mythology, Marvel (mostly Spider-Man), reading and writing in general, and people. I am a Grammar Nazi. I will burn your house down with combustable lemons if you get on my bad side.

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